Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination

[salty mud]

Dude... Get down the doctors... NOW!

 

[choxorn]

For realz, you bit a girl's ear off?

WTH goes on in your dreams!!!!

 

[salty mud]

 

[silver 2039]

I had a freakish series of dreams this morning, I kept waking up going back to sleep and dreaming and waking up again. I think I was acting out my dreams I screamed something in my dream and when I woke up I heard someone outside go WTH!. I hope not because it was something offensive about homosexual's, I honestly don't know why I have nothing against them. Maybe subconscious.

Then I thought I was awake and I went to the mirror and I had white pupiless eyes, I could see my pupil's shrinking, and then I saw my arm and it was a bloody stump and I was covered with blood and I was pale, and apparently I had turned into a zombie. So I left my dorm room and tore this girl's ear and neck off.

From the other thread.

 

[Godwynn]

From the other thread.

Did you break her door down to get inside?

 

[salty mud]

Where did you regain consciousness? Inside your dorm room? Or elsewhere?

I don't mean to offend, but it sounds like you are pretty disturbed, man...

 

[PeteAtoms]

From the other thread.

1) get off the drugs
2) if it all happened in your dorm, than I'm pretty sure you would know about it by now
3) get off the drugs

 

[silver 2039]

Did you break her door down to get inside?

I my dream she was walking in the hallway. I'm pretty sure it was just the dream though because when I woke up I was in my bed again and no blood. It just seemed like dreams and reality merged this morning. It was very odd. It's probably my eating habits it was those damn chocolate chip cookies I had around 2 or 3.

Where did you regain consciousness? Inside your dorm room? Or elsewhere?

I don't mean to offend, but it sounds like you are pretty disturbed, man...

I'm only being semi-serious here, I know for certain it was just a dream.

 

[salty mud]

Get off the drugs is some pretty sound advice. Take it.

 

[silver 2039]

I'm not on any drugs, my weed dried up some weeks ago and no one's in the dorm anyway because its Jesus break. Stop taking me so seriously. It was just a dream and I'm quite sane.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I wonder if it has anything to do with the chocolate chip cookies I ate last night.

Have you eaten any pork rinds recently? I believe they are known to cause sleepwalking.

GOD DAMNED CAPITAL LETTERS

THEY EMPHASIZE MY RAGE

Stop taking me so seriously.

But that would ruin the whole nature of your humor.

 

[silver 2039]

Have you eaten any pork rinds recently? I believe they are known to cause sleepwalking.

I've been eating four items for the past couple weeks.

1. Cup of noodles
2. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
3. Chocolate chip cookies
4. Salted crackers

This is a pretty good recipe for scurvy now that I think about it.

 

[Kozmos]

The blonde I met with again is everything I want in a girlfriend//friend with benefits. The one I'm with right now pales horribly in comparison. Hell she even treats me better then her.

 

[silver 2039]

Do them both. Try to a get a threesome in while you're at it.

My rant is that people actually believe me when I say that I bit a girls ear off.

 

[jeps]

I slept through an important meeting due to illness/blackout/lack of alarm.

not in trouble, actually in less than trouble, but i feel like . .. .. .. . emotionally on top of physically.

 

[holy king]

My rant is that people actually believe me when I say that I bit a girls ear off.

what do you expect? there are people on here who seem to actually believe the earth is 6000 years old. why not someone who bit a girl's ear off?

 

[carmen510]

Tuesday is now my official 'Crappy Day of the Week'.

Homework Due that Day:

English Anecdote Rewrite (Conference Monday)

Health Courtroom Case Materials Due for Transfer with the Plaintiff. (And I need to find the Wife Witness actor AND write the script, as well as finding case studies and evidence...)

Art Project of Converting a Greek/Roman sculpture into a Renaissance Work. (Help would be appreciated, tell me any famous sculptures you know in the Metropolitan Museum of Art)

And Latin Test on that day. Man, Tuesday is going to SUCK.

 

[Bllasae]

I've been eating four items for the past couple weeks.

1. Cup of noodles
2. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
3. Chocolate chip cookies
4. Salted crackers

This is a pretty good recipe for scurvy now that I think about it.

Lol, just a lemon to the side. No matter what. Chili? With lemons. Pizza? Order it with lemons.

 

[mangxema]

So I bought these jeans... and I noticed today that the change pocket is really deep. So deep, in fact, that it is virtually impossible to fish out the change.

My rant is that people actually believe me when I say that I bit a girls ear off.

Whoa... settle down Mr. Tyson.

 

[Ansar]

I've been eating four items for the past couple weeks.

1. Cup of noodles
2. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
3. Chocolate chip cookies
4. Salted crackers

This is a pretty good recipe for scurvy now that I think about it.

Eat the PB&J sandwich with some orange juice?