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Deity
Dude... Get down the doctors... NOW!
I had a freakish series of dreams this morning, I kept waking up going back to sleep and dreaming and waking up again. I think I was acting out my dreams I screamed something in my dream and when I woke up I heard someone outside go WTH!. I hope not because it was something offensive about homosexual's, I honestly don't know why I have nothing against them. Maybe subconscious.
Then I thought I was awake and I went to the mirror and I had white pupiless eyes, I could see my pupil's shrinking, and then I saw my arm and it was a bloody stump and I was covered with blood and I was pale, and apparently I had turned into a zombie. So I left my dorm room and tore this girl's ear and neck off.
From the other thread.
From the other thread.
Did you break her door down to get inside?
Where did you regain consciousness? Inside your dorm room? Or elsewhere?
I don't mean to offend, but it sounds like you are pretty disturbed, man...
Have you eaten any pork rinds recently? I believe they are known to cause sleepwalking.I wonder if it has anything to do with the chocolate chip cookies I ate last night.
THEY EMPHASIZE MY RAGEGOD DAMNED CAPITAL LETTERS
But that would ruin the whole nature of your humor.Stop taking me so seriously.
Have you eaten any pork rinds recently? I believe they are known to cause sleepwalking.
My rant is that people actually believe me when I say that I bit a girls ear off.
Lol, just a lemon to the side. No matter what. Chili? With lemons. Pizza? Order it with lemons.I've been eating four items for the past couple weeks.
1. Cup of noodles
2. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
3. Chocolate chip cookies
4. Salted crackers
This is a pretty good recipe for scurvy now that I think about it.
My rant is that people actually believe me when I say that I bit a girls ear off.
Eat the PB&J sandwich with some orange juice?I've been eating four items for the past couple weeks.
1. Cup of noodles
2. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
3. Chocolate chip cookies
4. Salted crackers
This is a pretty good recipe for scurvy now that I think about it.