Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination

[Bllasae]

I found a long strand of hair in my pot pie! Yuck. I'm too disgusted to finish eating it.

It's probably yours.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Uh, not if he has short hair.

 

[PeteAtoms]

It's probably yours.

I have short hair, and it was a long one. And its not homemade, it's a frozen pot pie that came in box. All I did was put it in the microwave and started eating.

 

[choxorn]

If he's younger you should be able to life him up and toss him to the floor. If you can't you need to build some muscle.

I told you, he cheats.

 

[Ace of Gold]

I have short hair, and it was a long one. And its not homemade, it's a frozen pot pie that came in box. All I did was put it in the microwave and started eating.

In a box. Gross. The Hair only adds to the grossness.

 

[salty mud]

You should take it back and demand a refund. My dad would do the same, and he is ALWAYS successful.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I just found out my maternal grandfather died about an hour ago. I hadn't seen him in years (since the funeral of his ex-wife, my grandmother), and so it isn't affecting me that much, but my mon is really upset. He was a pretty cool guy - career Navy, and I looked just like him.

 

[Nylan]

Sorry to hear that

 

[azzaman333]

I can't put myself on the ignore list...

 

[downtown]

Sorry Eran. Thats a major bummer

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Ugh.

Guess what the only bottle of soda in the house is?

SPRITE ZERO. SPRITE GODDAMN ZERO.

I HATE Sprite Zero.

On MSN:

I say:
Sprite Zero tastes awful too
Friend says:
Are you kidding? Sprite Zero tastes great! Try some!
I say:
OK, if you say so...

*comes back later*

Ugh! It tastes like salt!

Go figure. There are a few sodas I don't like: Moxie and anything by Coke with Zero at the end of it.

And the only soda I have is Sprite ZERO.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I always found the Zeros taste pretty much the same as the regular.

 

[holy king]

that makes me want to punch a musketeer in the face.

 

[silver 2039]

I'm pretty sure I'm going insane.

 

[salty mud]

Ugh.

Guess what the only bottle of soda in the house is?

SPRITE ZERO. SPRITE GODDAMN ZERO.

I HATE Sprite Zero.

On MSN:

I say:
Sprite Zero tastes awful too
Friend says:
Are you kidding? Sprite Zero tastes great! Try some!
I say:
OK, if you say so...

*comes back later*

Ugh! It tastes like salt!

Go figure. There are a few sodas I don't like: Moxie and anything by Coke with Zero at the end of it.

And the only soda I have is Sprite ZERO.

Why must you start every rant with "Ugh."? And then have a sprinkling of GOD DAMNED CAPITAL LETTERS here and there, presumably for effect?

I always found the Zeros taste pretty much the same as the regular.

I always find Zeros far inferior in normal Sprite. On the other hand, it seems the flavour and quality of fizzy drinks depends on where you are/where you bought it from. Perhaps it is just on of them instances.

 

[Godwynn]

I'm pretty sure I'm going insane.

Why did you post this in Rants then?

 

[hossam]

I'm pretty sure I'm going insane.

how so?

 

[choxorn]

I can't put myself on the ignore list...

That is truly depressing.

Guess what the only bottle of soda in the house is?

SPRITE ZERO. SPRITE GODDAMN ZERO.

I HATE Sprite Zero.

Uh... Drink something that isn't soda?

I'm pretty sure I'm going insane.

I thought you always were.

As to differences between zero/non zero, the zero does most certainly taste like crap.

EDIT: Holy crap! Triple Crosspost!

 

[salty mud]

how so?

I'm pretty sure this will be related to his bedtime escapade, along with his other psychopath tendencies.

 

[silver 2039]

In addition to sleep paralysis, I believe I may have started sleep talking and sleepwalking in which I may have bitten a girls ear off. I am still trying to confirm this.

I wonder if it has anything to do with the chocolate chip cookies I ate last night.