Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination

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Plus, I need to do this stupid Global Studies 'creative work' on how all the Ancient Greeks were connected, and I'm horrible at such works. (AKA, poems, haikus, limericks, etc.)
Greece had a lot of
people who were connected.
They were ancient too.

:D

Great minds think alike, isn't that right Dachs? :cool:
 
Plus, I need to do this stupid Global Studies 'creative work' on how all the Ancient Greeks were connected, and I'm horrible at such works. (AKA, poems, haikus, limericks, etc.)
There once was a man from Cumae
Who had bigger fish to fry
So he went down to Chalkis
And asked "Please don't balk this
But we need help and you're the guys."

Or something like that. Apoikiai FTW.
 
I am so dang happy right now I AM MADLY IN LOVE sorry for those caps and well I feel awesome being so in love with a girl that loves me the same way back it is just awesome. Even though people are out to kill me -.- at school for my beliefs sigh oh well they agreed not to till this relationship ends by then though I will be far away and with my love. Okay I am done ranting lol. I call it love ranting XD
 
*points up* Your 13, your not in love
 
I am so dang happy right now I AM MADLY IN LOVE sorry for those caps and well I feel awesome being so in love with a girl that loves me the same way back it is just awesome. Even though people are out to kill me -.- at school for my beliefs sigh oh well they agreed not to till this relationship ends by then though I will be far away and with my love. Okay I am done ranting lol. I call it love ranting XD

Yeah, this is Random Rants, which is a thread about complaining.

You should post this in Random Raves, as this is not complaining.
 
Yeah, this is Random Rants, which is a thread about complaining.

You should post this in Random Raves, as this is not complaining.

Maybe he's dyslexic like me, I made the same mistake not too long ago. :(

But yeah,Mo is right, you don't know what love is at 13, and chances are the relationship isn't going to last long. And by long I mean more than a few months.

But the part about not being accepted for his beliefs is a rant. What exactly are your beliefs Lopaz and why would people be out to kill you?
 
my beliefs in evolution at a private christian school and the rumor I am muslim -.- that is why they want to kill me and if you check in controversial opinion you will notice my details on the relationship situation. and plus I got all that your too young crap already so don't try.
 
why does my Library Science textbook have to be so techinal/dry...(AND my firefox spell check stopped working!?)
 
why does my Library Science textbook have to be so techinal/dry...(AND my firefox spell check stopped working!?)
All non-history textbooks are dry. :mischief:

Speaking of textbooks, I had to get Mankiw's monster for macroeconomics this semester and the people I ordered from have elected to tell me just now that they're out of stock. :mad:
 
no Dachs, my AP Europeon Textbook was dry as a bad turkey
 
no Dachs, my AP Europeon Textbook was dry as a bad turkey
Hence the mischief smiley. :p History textbooks can be some of the worst. Which AP Euro textbook did you use, btw? The one I had in high school was terrible, and elected to ignore virtually anything interesting. Marxism: it takes the fun out of reading about history. :(
 
not Marxist..i honestly don't remember. It was big, bland, adn the teacher was the worst droner i had ever had. Class was her sitting, and reading out of the book....
 
not Marxist..i honestly don't remember. It was big, bland, adn the teacher was the worst droner i had ever had. Class was her sitting, and reading out of the book....
That sucks. My AP Euro teacher is going to be my favorite teacher at the entire school. Certainly makes history(or any subject for that matter) more interesting when you have a good teacher. She's the only one that teaches the class. Unfortunately, I have to wait 2 years before I can sign up for it :(
 
Great minds think alike, isn't that right Dachs? :cool:
Pshaw. Haikus <<< limericks. :p
That sucks. My AP Euro teacher is going to be my favorite teacher at the entire school. Certainly makes history(or any subject for that matter) more interesting when you have a good teacher. She's the only one that teaches the class. Unfortunately, I have to wait 2 years before I can sign up for it :(
This is very true...often the professor/teacher makes the class. I originally signed up for my microeconomics course because I knew about the prof who was teaching it and he came highly recommended, and I deliberately switched around like half of my schedule for this semester so I could get the 'good' Arabic professor.
 
Geez, a whole page in an hour? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????? :joke:

My dad's being a freaking ****** again, calling me an idiot for saying that Jagex, the creators of Runescape, which my brother is a member of, was swindling us when we were quitting.

How were they swindling you? Not ending the membership for another month or two after you hit "Cancel Membership?"

My God...

This is quite possibly going to be the most explosive rant I probably will ever make. More allcaps and possibly a picture. There will be rage?

What is it about?

I think we have to read Twilight in sophomore year for school.

WHO THE HELL DECIDED TO DO THIS? TWILIGHT IS JUST SOME ******** TEEN GIRL ROMANCE NOVEL WITH FAKE VAMPIRES.

Why are they fake?

Real vampires DIE when sunlight hits them. In Twilight, however, they just SPARKLE LIKE *edited for language, The Dots don't help the mood*!!!!

Here's the plot: Some dumb bimbo wants a boyfriend and is desperate for "the right guy" when she meets some other idiot. Idiot turns out to be some dumb pseudo-vampire that uses a gallon of hair gel a day trying desperately to lose his virginity. Bimbo and Idiot fall in love. The Pseudo-Vampire Mafia wants to kill the idiot, but the Bimbo gets in the way. Bimbo almost dies, but Idiot then decides to make her into a pseudo-vampire. Various makeout scenes scattered throughout. And Bram Stoker's ghost drives a stake through all the pseudo-vampires' hearts, killing them all. THANK JESUS.

There you go. That's all you need to read. BUT EVERY TEEN GIRL ACROSS AMERICA LOVES IT. AND THEN SOME GROWNUPS. AND THEN SOME BOYS. WHY DO THEY LIKE THIS CRAP?

BECAUSE TWILIGHT IS A POORLY-WRITTEN EXCUSE FOR LITERATURE. IF YOU WANT TO READ A VAMPIRE NOVEL, READ BRAM STOKER, ANNE RICE, OR CHRISTOPHER PIKE.

In all seriousness, whoever decided this terrible excuse for literature was good for school reading should be shot.

This thread would be nothing without you, D'art. But yes, Twilight sucks.

My math teacher is occasionally forgetful :(

That's quite a rant there.

Plus, I need to do this stupid Global Studies 'creative work' on how all the Ancient Greeks were connected, and I'm horrible at such works. (AKA, poems, haikus, limericks, etc.)

Greece was connected
In a bunch of random ways
This class really sucks

I am so dang happy right now I AM MADLY IN LOVE sorry for those caps and well I feel awesome being so in love with a girl that loves me the same way back it is just awesome. Even though people are out to kill me -.- at school for my beliefs sigh oh well they agreed not to till this relationship ends by then though I will be far away and with my love. Okay I am done ranting lol. I call it love ranting XD

I agree with every person above me.

why does my Library Science textbook have to be so techinal/dry...

It's a textbook. :p
 
Pshaw. Haikus <<< limericks. :p

I deliberately switched around like half of my schedule for this semester so I could get the 'good' Arabic professor.

your killing me Dachs...
 
Speaking of textbooks, I had to get Mankiw's monster for macroeconomics this semester and the people I ordered from have elected to tell me just now that they're out of stock. :mad:

I used an electronic version :p

Mankiw is teh evil though...
 
your killing me Dachs...
I'm an 18 year old, reasonably average American male who just happens to like history a lot. Sorry to be destroying your personal image of me as the Wise Greek Sage of Learnedness. Plotinus should be in that place anyway. :crazyeye:
I used an electronic version :p

Mankiw is teh evil though...
All I know is, the book's big and expensive and not here. When you say 'electronic version', do you mean off of Kindle or something?
 
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