Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood

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I think I am going crazy from boredom, just recorded a video of me lip-syncing like 40 seconds of Call me Maybe.. :lmao:

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My little brother is such a brat. I don't think my dad and step-mom are raising him correctly. I'm thankful for my mom.
Just take him under your wing and teach him the secrets of the Dark Side of the Force how to cope with life.
 
I thought they were synonyms.
 
Clone your brother, leave the clone with your Dad, take the real one back with you. The US government will pay for cloning experiments if it helps them create a Grand Army of the Republicans.
 
But the US government is controlled by democrats... :(
 
Not if VRWCAgent has his way.
 
I think I am going crazy from boredom, just recorded a video of me lip-syncing like 40 seconds of Call me Maybe.. :lmao:

I've known you for a while
And yes you're crazy
Here's a number
Go talk to a psychologist or something, dude
 
If you will, I would like to describe, in great detail, just why the archetype of customers known as "campers" are the worst archetype of any grocery store customer known to man. If you see these people, you can be certain of one thing: They are going to find a way to ruin your day as an employee, somehow.

First, the checkstand, where they will insist on going through the entire transaction just to find out how much it costs, then void it and start all over again in five separate transactions, so that they can "all pay equally." Ah, but one must also consider in the aisles, where they will ask for the most obscure things and then complain when you do not know, on the double, why we are out of organic cola in the flavor they want. Or perhaps outside, where they leave carts full of empty beer boxes and ice bags in the middle of the god-damned handicap spaces because little Suzy was whining like the bratty ***** she is.

Honestly, why anyone would ever want to see a camper in their store, I have no idea. Perhaps it's because they're too stupid/too rushed to try for any sales, so any purchase they make will inevitably be in the triple digits. That and they ALWAYS buy vodka.
 
tl;dr: People who go camping are terrible grocery store customers.
 
But purchases in the three digits, man!
 
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