Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood

[azzaman333]

Spent about an hour looking for my keys when they were in my bag all along...

 

[GoodSarmatian]

I sklept until 10am again when my plan was to go jogging at 6.
Why did I want to go jogging this early ? Because that's the only time it's possibe with the weather being what it is (ridiculously hot).
Why did I sleep so long ? I didn't really sleep, I was dozing and woke up four or five times BECAUSE IT'S SO GODDAMNED HOT !

 

[GamezRule]

I've got sunburn on my face, neck, arms, and kneecaps.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I was walking down the street from the shop, I had my earphones on, and I started singing Kill the poor out loud, I only noticed that I was singing at the end of the song, and people gave me strange looks.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Rant: First day of classes

Rave: Class starts at 12:30

 

[ZeletDude]

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5char

 

[Arakhor]

So, what's the rant, Zelet?

 

[ZeletDude]

At the time? People in a certain game were bugging me.

Now? I have to mow my lawn.

 

[Arakhor]

Well, get cracking then. You can hardly be a disaffected, put-upon teenager yearning to escape your cruel father's yoke without, you know, being cruelly put-upon in the first place.

 

[W|M]

Get some cows to eat the lawn.

 

[ZeletDude]

I will have to talk to my parents about that WIM ;P

Anyway here, we use goats to keep grass low near the bikepath. (I'm serious)

 

[madviking]

Rant: First day of classes

Rave: Class starts at 12:30

 

[Verarde]

^^^Been getting a lot of that on the facebooks.

 

[Joecoolyo]

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Within the last few days, my mother has gotten really stupid about her computer and whenever I tell her it's not my problem she starts having fits and threatening to throw me out or what have you. I'm sorry, but if you deliberately do things that stupid AFTER BEING TOLD REPEATEDLY NOT TO you deserve what you get.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Rant: Entire forum's been hijacked by .gifs .

Not good if you have a 4 gb internet data cap.

 

[IdiotsOpposite]

After reading these two threads in a row, I now am depressed about America's future:

Virginia Republicans call for armed revolution if Obama wins election
Huckabee: Always Look on the Bright Side of Rape!

I can't think of a way to fix this. Someone help?

 

[Ajidica]

Solution: Eat an entire bag of Swedish Fish or Strawberry Twizzlers in one sitting. The resulting self-loathing generaly drives away external despair.
In extreme cases, a KFC Bucket of Chicken Despair may be required.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

After reading these two threads in a row, I now am depressed about America's future:

Virginia Republicans call for armed revolution if Obama wins election
Huckabee: Always Look on the Bright Side of Rape!

I can't think of a way to fix this. Someone help?

It's only going to get worse.

 

[sophie]

Rant: First day of classes

Rave: Class starts at 12:30

Rave: Plenty of time to get high before class