Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!

[Borachio]

Yes, I agree it's a strange one.

It's a fairly normal (as in not unusual) reaction, though, when someone disagrees with me to think:

"What?! Someone's disagreeing with me?! This is outrageous and/or preposterous!"

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Rant: I'm getting pretty tired of people who seem to think that they can persuade someone to agree with their argument by being as rude as possible. Violently tired.

What kind of an idiot says something like this. Where'd you get your diploma, Canoe U? Your kind is just perverted.

Like that? Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[azzaman333]

Realised that most of my close friends have significant others. Even though I'm not particularly interested in getting involved in a relationship at this moment, this still leaves me feeling lonely. Curse my social needs, life'd be so much easier if I could happily live with no human contact whatsoever.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Realised that most of my close friends have significant others. Even though I'm not particularly interested in getting involved in a relationship at this moment, this still leaves me feeling lonely. Curse my social needs, life'd be so much easier if I could happily live with no human contact whatsoever.

Solve both problems by sleeping with their significant others. No hassle no lonliness...

Okay, that's not real advice...

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Spoiler :

i got to the end of half-life 2: episode two

and now i cant stop crying

i feel so stupid about letting it do that

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Spoiler :

i got to the end of half-life 2: episode two

and now i cant stop crying

i feel so stupid about letting it do that

Why, pray tell?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Because of damn slugs. (Seriously, if you want spoilers, I'll PM you.)

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Because of damn slugs. (Seriously, if you want spoilers, I'll PM you.)

Please do, I have nieces and nephews and cousins who play this stuff they sound like they're speaking in tongues. You can help me understand...

 

[Antilogic]

So, my lab is shut down from 7 AM to 6 PM today for cleaning, basically preventing me from getting any real work done.

Would ordinarily be a rave, but I have deadlines coming up, which probably means I work this weekend now.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

So, my lab is shut down from 7 AM to 6 PM today for cleaning, basically preventing me from getting any real work done.

Would ordinarily be a rave, but I have deadlines coming up, which probably means I work this weekend now.

Have an ice cream cone -- cheers me up everytime! And find a club so you can dance it off.

 

[Antilogic]

My dancing is prohibited by international humanitarian laws regarding torture. You want me to end up in The Hague?

 

[Synobun]

"Our company has been wildly successful for over 15 years but this project just isn't working out. We won't be paying you for the work you've done."

lol k

 

[madviking]

My dancing is prohibited by international humanitarian laws regarding torture. You want me to end up in The Hague?

yes. very yes.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

My dancing is prohibited by international humanitarian laws regarding torture. You want me to end up in The Hague?

Oh, for crying out loud! No one at those places cares!

 

[Borachio]

When I dance people care. They beg me to stop. I don't think they even realize I'm dancing.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

When I dance people care. They beg me to stop. I don't think they even realize I'm dancing.

Puh-leez! Take some lessons.

"With great dance moves come hot women." John 54:40

 

[Borachio]

Hmm.


Link to video.

What do you know, really, Mr Thistle?

I took my first dance lesson when I was seven.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Okay, Borachio. Harlem Shake is NOT a great dance move. I was offering a suggestion, since you mentioned people don't think you're dancing.

At my cousin's wedding I PWNED that dance floor -- with my 5 ywar-old cousin.

But, then, sports car helps if you have one.

 

[Borachio]

Hmm. I've heard the sports car tip before. I don't buy it. And I'm surprised a marxist-leninist would buy it either.

I should point out, notwithstanding your self-confessed ability on the dance floor, that I not only had my first dance lesson at seven but also my last. Just after the dance instructor confided in my mother that I was certainly mentally deficient. My mother laughed, she told me later.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Borachio, DO NOT make me post those stupid shirtless pics again!