Random Rants XVII: Rage Against the Machine

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When I told my parents that I wanted to be a civil rights lawyer they told me some of the stupidest and most infuriating things I've ever heard.
"Why do you want to be a civil rights lawyer? The US is a developed country there are no civil rights violations here anymore."

"We have a Constitution there are no civil rights issues left."

"What do you mean that the government is a threat to civil rights? Don't be paranoid."

"There's no money in the field, you'll waste your life."

I've decided not to talk to them again ever.
 
I've decided not to talk to them again ever.

That's about as good a decision as becoming a civil rights lawyer.

Spoiler :
I kid, I kid :p
 
I got tricked by one of those annoying zombie links in people's sigs.

It made me yell out, which made me sound ********.
 
That's about as good a decision as becoming a civil rights lawyer.

Spoiler :
I kid, I kid :p

So I guess its an excellent decision then. :cool:

Well I was exaggerating I'll probably talk to them again by Thanksgiving or whenI need money. Whichever happens first I guess.
 
Oh joy. I'm having a fallout with one of my best friends.

Basically, two kids who lived down the street and I were close. We went over each others' houses for a lot of the time we were free. Then, two other friends had fallout over something I'm entirely not sure of. I divided my time between the both of them.

One of those friends was my best friend who moved to Arizona. The other I'm having a fallout with. Why?

Because he has trouble grasping the concept of bros before hoes. Ever since he got a girlfriend, he's changed. He's replaced me with her.

"Hey, man, wanna come over?"

"Sorry. Got plans with Girlfriend."

My mom wanted to know why he hadn't came over in three months. Guess what started three months ago? Hell, in those eight days where I fell back in love with the infamous orange crush, I still wished they would break up more than they would.

And guess what? We started a tradition that he would take me to the fair with his parents or vice-versa last year. He broke it. Guess who he's taking?
 
Oh joy. I'm having a fallout with one of my best friends.

Basically, two kids who lived down the street and I were close. We went over each others' houses for a lot of the time we were free. Then, two other friends had fallout over something I'm entirely not sure of. I divided my time between the both of them.

One of those friends was my best friend who moved to Arizona. The other I'm having a fallout with. Why?

Because he has trouble grasping the concept of bros before hoes. Ever since he got a girlfriend, he's changed. He's replaced me with her.

"Hey, man, wanna come over?"

"Sorry. Got plans with Girlfriend."

My mom wanted to know why he hadn't came over in three months. Guess what started three months ago?

Puberty?

Hell, in those eight days where I fell back in love with the infamous orange crush, I still wished they would break up more than they would.

And guess what? We started a tradition that he would take me to the fair with his parents or vice-versa last year. He broke it. Guess who he's taking?

Your mother?
 
Oh joy. I'm having a fallout with one of my best friends.

Basically, two kids who lived down the street and I were close. We went over each others' houses for a lot of the time we were free. Then, two other friends had fallout over something I'm entirely not sure of. I divided my time between the both of them.

One of those friends was my best friend who moved to Arizona. The other I'm having a fallout with. Why?

Because he has trouble grasping the concept of bros before hoes. Ever since he got a girlfriend, he's changed. He's replaced me with her.

"Hey, man, wanna come over?"

"Sorry. Got plans with Girlfriend."

My mom wanted to know why he hadn't came over in three months. Guess what started three months ago? Hell, in those eight days where I fell back in love with the infamous orange crush, I still wished they would break up more than they would.

And guess what? We started a tradition that he would take me to the fair with his parents or vice-versa last year. He broke it. Guess who he's taking?

Can you honestly say if you had a girlfriend who wanted to spend all her time with you, you'd prefer your friends over her?
 
I'm getting a mid-term for my birthday. Oh joy.
 

Lack of consideration.


D'Art, just talk to him about planning something sort of "guys night out" some time. It's not like he suddenly decided he hates your guts.
 
:goodjob: Hope all goes well
 
I'm getting a mid-term for my birthday. Oh joy.

Sucks. Could be worse, though...

My aunt has passed away.

You could get this on your birthday. This sucks really bad. :(

Anyway, D'art, just show him this picture:

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