Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!

[Yared]

I know I broke down in tears ranting a few days ago, but that was depression-rant rather than angry-rant. I've replaced my depression with anger - I no longer want to hurt myself but I want to hurt other people, surely that's an improvement.

Yeah, it is I guess. Just don't go after them and try to hurt them; avoid them and make a life with them as far away as possible...

 

[choxorn]

Yes. Attack inanimate objects instead, or curse at people on Xbox Live.

 

[Lone Wolf]

It's now -20 C (-4 F) on the streets again, argh . And that's despite the fact that it's the very end of winter. By nights, it even goes as low as -40 C (-40 F), not that I care about that.

I'm writing an official complaint to the celestial bureaucrats. The angel that is responsible for the weather here needs to be ashamed of himself.

 

[Shekwan]

Have to work today as its alcoholism week at the local IT (US people read commun. They don't call it that buts its basically a week where the majority of students get messed up drunk as much as possible. It started as a charity event but has evolved into a mass mandated binge.

I've already had to attempt to stop a drunk guy from driving today. I refused to sell anything to him then he walks out the door straight into his car. I had to run out to try and stop him. He'd driven about 3 metres by the time I reached the car and I pulled the door open and said ''Get the F out of the car!''. He was incoherent and the car was still going backwards and forwards cos he was pressing the accelerator. I told him to park the car. I was considering pulling him out GTA style then realised I was an apathetic slacker not some sort of action hero. Not that I could have anyways, because he had started accelerating with the door wide open so I stepped off from the car and watched him drive off.

All this in front of a crowd, as the shop I work in was busy. This is in my hometown by the way, I go to college in Dublin during the week. The students here really piss me off, they're all country roasters. Irish rednecks. Phrases like ''Howaya horshbox'' and the word ''lads'' are common.

 

[azzaman333]

I can't timetable the prac and lab sessions for one of my subjects because the only options interfere with what's supposed to be a lecture for the subject.

 

[Gecko1]

I just got led on for three weeks by this girl. I feel like a piece of right now.

 

[Martacus]

Well, we wound up geting a new oven this weekend. We paid by check rather than credit, so it's paid for and out of the way already. That's not bad in itself; what was bad is that today I tried paying for a load of groceries to send off to Haiti as part of a relief effort. The check got declined as a security measure because of the amount we spent on the appliance, plus the cost of our regular weekly groceries. Try to be fiscally responsible for once in your life, and this is what you get.

At least I got everything straightened out and was able to pay for the supplies.

 

[sophie]

Today I had to attend a screening of Malcolm X movie (The one that's more than 3 hours long), and was hoping to get my essay done that is due tomorrow, but one of the TAs came around and yelled at me for "facebooking", and ordered me to shut off the computer. Now I have class in 11 hours, and have only written 1 paragraph

 

[Love]

I'm sick

 

[Dachs]

 

[azzaman333]

That's not much of a rant, Dachs.

 

[Zack]

What Dachs, you turned into a sewer-dwelling clown?

 

[D'Artagnan59]

AdBlock Plus isn't working. I have it enabled, but it's still screwy.

Dammit mom, why did you have to download malware?

 

[stuge]

It sure is a sweet, wonderful thing that it's been snowing here again for the whole day. It sure is, oh boy! If it wasn't snowing, there might not be enough of the STUPID WHITE **** THAT COMES OUT OF A *********** *****'S *******.

For a cyclist, there are two options in this weather:

1) Toss the bike and ski on the bike lanes.

2) Cycle on the street and risk getting run over by a irate motorist who feels that you should be on the bike lane and will tailgate you.

I picked the worst possible time to start working as a cycle messenger again. I just spent a year in the army, I don't deserve this kind of **** right now.

God, why?

 

[Kozmos]

Professor gave me a bad grade totally undeserved, I got pissed, smashed a fire extinguisher unit accidentally with my fist (I was raging). School janitor might have seen me, will have to cut my hair and change my clothing style (from mostly dark colours to bright, oh joy) for the next 3-4 months if I want to have a chance to go undetected.

 

[Dachs]

What Dachs, you turned into a sewer-dwelling clown?

No. I got bored last night with the endless waiting so I watched IT for jollies then forgot that I didn't get a whole lot of jollies out of it.

 

[Zack]

You know what always works for getting your jollies.

 

[sophie]

I took a weekend off from doing homework, and now I have 908 pages worth of catchup reading to do, not including one class where I never need to read anyways, and not including reading assigned for this week, plus 2 essays to write. I love college

 

[choxorn]

Professor gave me a bad grade totally undeserved, I got pissed, smashed a fire extinguisher unit accidentally with my fist (I was raging). School janitor might have seen me, will have to cut my hair and change my clothing style (from mostly dark colours to bright, oh joy) for the next 3-4 months if I want to have a chance to go undetected.

He'll recognize you anyway, it's one of those superpowers all janitors secretly have.

 

[Tee Kay]

Spent almost four dollars on a train ticket I should not even need.