Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!

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And the bastard has a time share in the ozarks! Really, he doesn't actually make much at his job, but they somehow rake in the federal and state assistance money. And people wonder why I resent welfare and crap.
 
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So yeah, my white trash neighbor paid me a visit last night. This is the one with the wife who ate herself into jupiter-sized dimensions them got onto federal and state aid because she "cannot work in her condition anymore." Anyhoo, he's going on about how he just hurt his back the other day and is probably "gonna do the FMLA thing" for awhile. HE just did a massive workman's comp claim where he was off work for awhile and yet I saw him doing all sorts of activities at his house.

Anyhoo, this morning I see him and a buddy unloading some big arse projection screen tv and carrying it into his house as I was pulling out to go to work. So where are the back problems?
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Isn't it possible to report them?
 
Engineers are the reason I'm at work at 7:30am :( They're also the reason I had to cancel plans with my friends since January. :mad: And it won't let up until mid-March :aargh:

Oh well, at least I'll have 40 hours this week at noon today so it's almost like I'm getting off early. :D
 
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Moscow gets record snow while, as always, I'm left in the dark.

And

The Moscow Snow thread devolved into an argument about rape. :mad:
 
-Being in a school surrounded by my old high school wind bands from different years, wandering into the wrong door and accidentally stumbling into a session of the Supreme Soviet, where there was a special section of the audience comprised only ******** kids and adults whose only job was to heckle the speaker relentlessly, and I somehow managed to wind up sitting down next to Josep Broz Tito, and yet another woman tries to sleep with me...right there on the floor of the SS as I'm answering a question - somehow we got to a point where it became a trivia session, and the people who were wrong got thrown into some sort of trial??? I remember turning to Tito and saying "man, you guys sure have a lot of trials here," and he replied "trial the rooms first. And after that, trial the food in the back, especially the veal." So I did. Then I woke up to my dog barking.
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Epic dream comrade :goodjob:
 
Yep, especially those from the blue states!! ;) They really should be enraged and support the dismantling of all federal 'entitlement' programs.
 
I am a Finnish hockey fan. That's enough said if anyone is watching hockey right now.
 
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I am a Finnish hockey fan. That's enough said if anyone is watching hockey right now.
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the women got bronze, so not all is bad



I discovered with great joy that my slow notebook power cord works with my very expensive laptop that I have not been able to use for over two years due to the cord breaking, I plugged it in and played for a few minutes for the thing to suddenly die on me due to a problem I remember paying Staples to fix nearly two years ago, after which the original cord broke so I was unable to check their work


ARGH!
 
@ wiked smurf -me too

Also - I need some wingmen for tomorrow night.
 
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