Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!

[choxorn]

I hear ya brotha, I feel the same way.

And for choxron, I wake up at 6:30 to get to school on time and I feel extremely tired, how do you manage 5:00???

5:50, or somewhere in that area depending on how many times I hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

And I am tired. I manage it by being half-asleep through most of my Math class.

 

[Chazumi]

I am tired of "fighting" for a country that is so ADHD. 5 minute of thought and a handshake are not enough to replace the years that our youth spend and possibly sacrifice for "freedom".
Sometimes I feel like it's a cheezy award show with the next half hour lineup replacing any moral or emotional support behind the "yea or nay" vote that is second hand to the [why doesn't my 15 year old son have a 30$ an hour job] or the fact that a soldier asking for help gets 0 replies in 24 hours in comparison to a 3 hour [I went to the mall today!!] post getting 34 thumbs ups on a social networking site.

It's sad when you watch a sci-fi movie like "Gamers" and see reality. Apparently freedom is free, what's on next?

RIP
Joshua Lengstorf 24
Matthew Wildes 18
Jason McCleod 23
Brian Bowman 26
John Dion 18
Bradley Smith 23

 

[Shylock]

Mcdonald's sweet tea is just sugar water. There is barely any tea.

 

[Tee Kay]

I don't even have a Permit yet, and according to Washington state law, need to have that for 6 months before I can get a license.

According to Victorian law I have to hold the permit for at least a year and clock up 120 hours before I can attempt to get a license (and not even a full license either). So far I got a grand total of 12 hours.

Does wanting the world to die count as a rant?

It sure does.

Mcdonald's sweet tea is just sugar water. There is barely any tea.

Same goes for Mcdonald's iced chocolate I found.

 

[azzaman333]

According to Victorian law I have to hold the permit for at least a year and clock up 120 hours before I can attempt to get a license (and not even a full license either). So far I got a grand total of 12 hours.

I have 0 hours and I've had my learners permit for over 2.5 years.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

In retrospect it was a bad idea to drink 2 beers after not eating anything for 12 hours.

 

[Virote_Considon]

That reminds me of the time I didn't eat anything all day and went to a wedding with a free bar...

 

[Yared]

What happened?

(yes, i am an innocent lil kid)

 

[Virote_Considon]

I got very drunk. Very very drunk. Then rather ill. But mostly drunk.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I'm very disappointed in Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

 

[Joecoolyo]

5:50, or somewhere in that area depending on how many times I hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

And I am tired. I manage it by being half-asleep through most of my Math class.

Well, I guess you are lucky in retrospect, since on B Days I have gym straight in the morning.

 

[choxorn]

According to Victorian law I have to hold the permit for at least a year and clock up 120 hours before I can attempt to get a license (and not even a full license either). So far I got a grand total of 12 hours.

That sucks.

I have 0 hours and I've had my learners permit for over 2.5 years.

Why 0?

 

[azzaman333]

I haven't driven a car, why else?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Freaking heartburn.

 

[choxorn]

I haven't driven a car, why else?

Thank you for literally interpreting my question instead of giving me an answer I actually wanted.

 

[azzaman333]

Thank you for literally interpreting my question instead of giving me an answer I actually wanted.

Mostly laziness, since I can get around well enough using public transport.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Man, last night was full of "what the hell?" dreams. Three I remember are:

-My dad dying (he comes home from Seattle today)
-Serenading an ex-love with whom I still work, culminating in me kissing her, her giving me the what the hell face, and me feeling horrible X10 because somehow I still keep the morality of having a girlfriend in my dreams
-Being in a school surrounded by my old high school wind bands from different years, wandering into the wrong door and accidentally stumbling into a session of the Supreme Soviet, where there was a special section of the audience comprised only ******** kids and adults whose only job was to heckle the speaker relentlessly, and I somehow managed to wind up sitting down next to Josep Broz Tito, and yet another woman tries to sleep with me...right there on the floor of the SS as I'm answering a question - somehow we got to a point where it became a trivia session, and the people who were wrong got thrown into some sort of trial??? I remember turning to Tito and saying "man, you guys sure have a lot of trials here," and he replied "trial the rooms first. And after that, trial the food in the back, especially the veal." So I did. Then I woke up to my dog barking.

 

[emzie]

So ~2 months ago my muffler fell off my car. I tied it up and went to my mechanic the next day. I asked him to fix it and replace anything that needed replaced. 280 bucks later my car was sounding smooth again.

Apparently he missed the "and anything that needs replace" memo since the next section of pipe fell off, mercifully about a block from my inlaws. Another 430 shelled out. Ah, I didn't need breaks anyway.

 

[azzaman333]

It's too damn warm and I can't sleep.

 

[bhsup]

So yeah, my white trash neighbor paid me a visit last night. This is the one with the wife who ate herself into jupiter-sized dimensions them got onto federal and state aid because she "cannot work in her condition anymore." Anyhoo, he's going on about how he just hurt his back the other day and is probably "gonna do the FMLA thing" for awhile. HE just did a massive workman's comp claim where he was off work for awhile and yet I saw him doing all sorts of activities at his house.

Anyhoo, this morning I see him and a buddy unloading some big arse projection screen tv and carrying it into his house as I was pulling out to go to work. So where are the back problems?