RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job

[NickyJ]

The troll in the house is trolling about three crumbs on the floor that weren't picked up by the vacuum cleaner. "It's not the vacuum's fault that you vacuuming over that section of the floor three times didn't pick up those crumbs!" - Troll

 

[galdre]

I can't do it any more... I can not watch the news one more minute. I used to watch it every morning while working out, but it started to bother me, and now I can't even last a minute.

 

[SuperJay]

I hear ya, Galdre. I don't watch really any TV anymore, and let me tell you, I don't miss it at all - especially TV news. The hysterics, the sensationalizing, the 5th-grade language level, the patronizing, insulting nonsense that comes over those networks is just appalling.

 

[Yared]

Oh tell me about it. I haven't indulged in a serious TV-watching habit for months. I stick to my room and chill on my laptop. If I wanna be entertained, I am presented with lots of options!

 

[Boundless]

My housemate ate half of my block of halloumi without asking. No one touches my halloumi. Fuming.

 

[NickyJ]

I can't do it any more... I can not watch the news one more minute. I used to watch it every morning while working out, but it started to bother me, and now I can't even last a minute.

I feel for you. I gave up on the broadcast news months ago. Half the news stories were stupid, the drug commercials were awful, and overall, I didn't get much information from them. Now I get all my news from Drudge. If I want more coverage on a bigger story, I go the BBC.

 

[Dumanios]

The 21/5/11 Rapture thing that apparently half of my school believes.

 

[W|M]

The rapture has been most famously predicted on about 15 different dates since 1843...

 

[Mathalamus]

My housemate ate half of my block of halloumi without asking. No one touches my halloumi. Fuming.

what is a halloumi?

 

[Boundless]

what is a halloumi?

Lol.halloumi is a cypriot cheese...

 

[Yared]

"What did the chick say to the chick when the hen laid an orange instead of an egg?"
"What did the chick say to the chick when the hen laid an orange and not an egg?"
"Look at the orange that marmalade!"

Spoiler :

Link to video.

At first, I thought a very elaborate reference to the consistency of women's period was being made. Then I listened to it again and realised that the punchline is that marmalade sounds like mama-laid. What does this say about me? :O

 

[Mathalamus]

Lol.halloumi is a cypriot cheese...

Spoiler :

interesting. ill try it someday.

 

[Yared]

It has a unique melt-in-your-mouth kinda thing going on.

 

[Tani Coyote]

I am in the middle of the stupidest argument ever on BumbleKing.

I am convinced that

This is Prelate Sonic. They're convinced that it is

Prelate Ray.

I pointed out the first has no tail, someone said Tails has been drawn without his tails before. Okay, different artists aside, that doesn't change:

-Different shoe design
-Obscured face / lack of bangs
-Prelate Ray seems to have a sleeker design

This will go on until the end of time, or until Ian Flynn (writer) or Tracey Yardley (Artist) throws in their input.

 

[azzaman333]

I'm kinda disappointed by the lack of rapture, since it would've saved me from having to do these horrible assignments.

 

[trader/warrior]

Rebecca Black - Friday now has 145 million views on youtube...

 

[Shekwan]

Hotel Allson

A quick nap in the Hotel Allson
Four hours sleep and shower would be awesome
But sleep will not acquiese
Is a poem the solution?
I take a ---- and the toilets a mess
How I regret stuffing the bowl in delusion
Best mop the floor
I'm sorry for being a toilet whore.

Fin.

I'm feeling sleep deprived.

 

[Boundless]

My grandmother is very unwell

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

The severe weather alert went off... and it's judgement day.

 

[Mathalamus]

dont worry about it. its probably your standard severe storm.