Random Rants

[Urederra]

Atleast we don't make adjectives out of everything!

Are you trying to tell that I am making adjectives out of everything?

English is not my mother tongue, so I might have done that

I heard that rant about americans in Birmingham (UK), That's why I posted it, I find funny that someone in that place does it as well, not offense intended, Sorry

 

[Sophie 378]

I plead not guilty on account of not committing the original offence. I only use nouns-turned-into-verbs when they're in common use - I wouldn't have called it "been egged" if I hadn't heard other people describing it before. Apparently it's common along the Bristol Road (nightclub zone; I was coming home from a supermarket). In future maybe I shall stand on the side of the bus stop further away from the road. Stupid design that you're exposed to the road and weather or can't watch for the busses ...

 

[homeyg]

My rant: I can't stand it when some stupid fayget awper in Counter-Strike always seems to pick you out of a group of like 5 guys! That gets me so mad I could take the computer and throw it through the window! Another thing is when I get killed like 5 rounds in a row by plain old lucky shots!

 

[h4ppy]

Are you trying to tell that I am making adjectives out of everything?

English is not my mother tongue, so I might have done that

I heard that rant about americans in Birmingham (UK), That's why I posted it, I find funny that someone in that place does it as well, not offense intended, Sorry

No but it seems like something English people would do. Although now that I think about it they do nuns into verbs sometimes as well. Quite annoying.

 

[Irish Caesar]

I plead not guilty on account of not committing the original offence. I only use nouns-turned-into-verbs when they're in common use - I wouldn't have called it "been egged" if I hadn't heard other people describing it before. Apparently it's common along the Bristol Road (nightclub zone; I was coming home from a supermarket). In future maybe I shall stand on the side of the bus stop further away from the road. Stupid design that you're exposed to the road and weather or can't watch for the busses ...

Yep, "to egg" is a legitimate verb as best I know. (And I don't care what Mr. Webster has to say about it!) I've not heard of people being egged, though, just buildings. And I thought Atlanta could be rough...

 

[Bluemofia]

I am about -> <- close to not caring and blowing off everything. I feel so empty, and my parents aren't helping by making me do things I don't want to do, and to add on to that, I've got a nagging cold that is persistant. Really annoying.

 

[Abaddon]

find a real person not the net to moan too. Whenever i am down i can rely on one flatmate or another and they can really cheer me up in a short chat.

 

[CurtSibling]

The rant starts here!

I cannot stand mind-controlled, god-fixated, parent-obeying, self-righteous,
flabby-arsed, chemical-imbalanced, church-wallowing, suburban-inhabiting,
ill-educated, shopping-addicted, depression-filled, pram-shoving, space-taking
'give-you-a-nasty-stare-because-their-life-is-going-down-the-tube' mothers
and their cabbage-filled push-prams...Bugging me on public transport.

These sows think that they have done everyone a favour by pushing out the
next generation of mindless, fake-religious, consumerism-sucking morons for
the decay of Western society. Well done, lady! You had a baby!

Now get out of my way, and give people room on the bus before you and your
pram gets booted onto the pavement! Damn useless, idiotic welfare-parasites!

*sigh*

That feels better!

 

[Abaddon]

Wouldnt life be better if the bus just hit them?

 

[Rambuchan]

Little Rant:

For some inexplicable reason, I get really pizzed off with folk who don't indicate when driving. It's such a small courtesty to other drivers and yet they can't be bothered. Well, I'm not a mind reader. I don't appreciate you making me come to a stand still when I don't need to. I'm not a fan of you thinking that you don't need to communicate with other road users. etc etc grrr grrrrr.

 

[Taliesin]

However, it's funny when people abruptly make their lane change and then switch on their indicator, as if to let you know that they've arrived safely.

 

[CartesianFart]

The rant starts here!

I cannot stand mind-controlled, god-fixated, parent-obeying, self-righteous,
flabby-arsed, chemical-imbalanced, church-wallowing, suburban-inhabiting,
ill-educated, shopping-addicted, depression-filled, pram-shoving, space-taking
'give-you-a-nasty-stare-because-their-life-is-going-down-the-tube' mothers
and their cabbage-filled push-prams...Bugging me on public transport.

These sows think that they have done everyone a favour by pushing out the
next generation of mindless, fake-religious, consumerism-sucking morons for
the decay of Western society. Well done, lady! You had a baby!

Now get out of my way, and give people room on the bus before you and your
pram gets booted onto the pavement! Damn useless, idiotic welfare-parasites!

*sigh*

That feels better!

So you are saying that you hate superficial people?

 

[IglooDame]

There's a yappy little dog in the apartment directly below mine, his owners moved in a few months ago. The dog barks at pretty much anything going on outside, or seemingly nothing at all. Every once in a while, just for kicks, it'll start barking in the middle of the night for ten or twenty minutes (which generally doesn't wake me up, but does wake up my wife). Complaints to my landlord have gone unheeded (well, he's recently told me "we're working on that one" which doesn't much matter to me because I'm moving out next month).

Now, I am not a vindictive, cruel, or overly emotional or angry person. However, I'm thinking that an indication to the renters below us regarding just how we (and I'm guessing, their neighbors to either side and below them) feel about their damned dog would be appropriate. Can any of you vindictive, cruel, angry, or just plain evil folks help me out?

 

[thetrooper]

Get a dog whistle and play along.

 

[Turner]

Get some raw hamburger, and your drug of choice (for the dog, not you)....

 

[Rambuchan]

^ He's back!!!

 

[ComradeDavo]

What annoyed me today....

Well, I need/want a job. So I go round town and look in shop windows and find nothing Which is understandable, because not long gone christmas and also the cities shops are gonna get shaken up soon due to a development project.

So I see that their is a recruitment fair in a public building. I go take a look, and basically it's just an excuse for the armed forces and various job agencys* to try and hire people. Hardly a wide range of choice there!

So yeh, am feeling down today about being unemployed


*which are ok for temp work but not when you need something permanent

 

[Turner]

Hey Ram-chan!

CD - I've had temporary positions turn into full time ones. Check it out. If nothing else, it'll give you money while you're waiting for a real job. And, as my pop says, people are more likely to hire someone with a job then without. YMMV.

 

[IglooDame]

Get a dog whistle and play along.

Brilliant!!!

Get some raw hamburger, and your drug of choice (for the dog, not you)....

Another brilliant one!! I'm thinking a laxative would be peculiarly appropriate, yes?

 

[Turner]

Make sure it's not chocolate based. Chocolate can be toxic to dogs.

I'm assuming you want to mess with them, not kill the mutt, right? Cuz if you wanted to kill the mutt, you could 'accidentally' run over it with your car.