Random Raves Two

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Priceless. Just priceless. Great final :cool:
 
Last night I was sitting in my armchair with a cup of coffee, reading a novel, and suddenly a thought came to me: this is how life should be, and I was happy. :D
 
My friend is pregnant! (No, I really mean my friend, it isn't me. That would not be a rave.) They've been trying for almost a year, and they had to go to doctors 'cause his bits don't function quite perfectly, but now she's pregnant! The awesome part is that they live far away so I'm never going to be asked to look after the thing when it escapes from her insides! Babysitting sucks! But it's really cool 'cause I've been asking her every time I talk to her "you pregnant yet?" and now she is! :D
 
My friend is pregnant! (No, I really mean my friend, it isn't me. That would not be a rave.) They've been trying for almost a year, and they had to go to doctors 'cause his bits don't function quite perfectly, but now she's pregnant! The awesome part is that they live far away so I'm never going to be asked to look after the thing when it escapes from her insides! Babysitting sucks! But it's really cool 'cause I've been asking her every time I talk to her "you pregnant yet?" and now she is! :D

Not meaning to put a damper on things, but she isn't cheating on him, is she?
 
I successfully completed a lap of breaststroke in 3ft deep water without drowning!

Seriously, I suck at breaststroke.
 
Not meaning to put a damper on things, but she isn't cheating on him, is she?

Yeah, that's always a possibility with some people, but in this case, no friggin way. There's a better chance that she's carrying the next immaculately-conceived Messiah than there is that this chick screwed somebody besides her husband.

On a related note..

I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!!!

You're gonna be a BADASS uncle. :cheers: 'Grats to you and sis and brother-in-law!
 
Yeah, that's always a possibility with some people, but in this case, no friggin way. There's a better chance that she's carrying the next immaculately-conceived Messiah than there is that this chick screwed somebody besides her husband.

Ah, good. :)
 
I passed the AP Calc test, BYU is accepting my GCE credit, and I got paid today :cool:
 
All this talk of uncles and stuff makes me sad. I don't have any brothers or sisters, so I'll never be an uncle. :(

However...

Laptop and wireless makes my SOOOOUUUUULLLLL GLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
 
I check out Study Abroad programs tomorrow.
 
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