Random Raves XLVII: Who wants cookies?

[Synobun]

No. I just got told I wasn't allowed to leave the store for at least 20 minutes.

Joke's on them, though. I got bored and snuck out after only 10.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Are you going to go to jail??

 

[Synobun]

One can hope.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

The things some people do to get out of work.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

No. I just got told I wasn't allowed to leave the store for at least 20 minutes.

Joke's on them, though. I got bored and snuck out after only 10.

They didn't even tell me that this time around. Last year I was told to stay in the store, and I wondered why they expected someone in another department to deal with me if I passed out. So I sat on the bench outside the patient consultation office for awhile.

He did say, "Thank you for shopping at Walmart", though. I guess they have to say that, no matter what (he could see I'd put a few things in my basket). Any wooziness I have from this usually happens in the first few minutes, and after that I'm fine - just a sore arm that will get better in a couple of days.

Are you going to go to jail??

We'll have to get Arakhor to give him a 10-minute ban for his misdeeds.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

What's the shortest ban anyone on CFC ever got? Or am I breaking the rules for PDMA?

 

[Arakhor]

I haven't the faintest idea and I probably wouldn't tell you if I knew.

 

[Synobun]

I haven't the faintest idea and I probably wouldn't tell you if I knew.

You'll be the first when we rise up, Arakhor.

 

[Arakhor]

You say the sweetest things, Syn.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

When's the wedding?

 

[Arakhor]

I think it might be a while. I've never been further west than Land's End, after all.

 

[MaryKB]

I've never paid for a flu shot, and I don't have to fill out any special forms. When I got to Target, I always see signs that say flu shots there are free for everyone?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I think it might be a while. I've never been further west than Land's End, after all.

I didn't know the Deadlands had a Land's End.

 

[Arakhor]

Everywhere has a Land's End if you know where to look, m'dear,

 

[Synobun]

Everywhere has a Land's End if you know where to look, m'dear,

Flat Earth Society wants to know your location

Allow | Block

 

[Takhisis]

Why does the little square with the word ’block’ move away every time I position the cursor over it?

 

[Timsup2nothin]

No. I just got told I wasn't allowed to leave the store for at least 20 minutes.

Joke's on them, though. I got bored and snuck out after only 10.

Joke's on you, they give out the lollipop at the twenty minute mark. Since you bailed someone else got yours.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Can I have it?

 

[AdamCrock]

Everywhere has a Land's End if you know where to look, m'dear,

I know where my land end's *throws a forelorn gaze at the end of the closet*

Can I have it?

One for me too ! pretty please

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Lollipops for all!!!!