TO THE AZTECS
FROM BRITAIN
That shows just how little you have studied the British, dear sir.
We paid a tremendous price to bring down the Iron Fist - the Merchant Navy was the heart of Britain, and still is, and many of our brave sailors and soldiers died in that war.
Yet the only land we took was Sicily, simply to have a Med. Sea base, while other nations, especially American Pact ones, rushed ahead to gain land.
I have granted Ireland independence before, and I have offered the Scandinavians referendums. I've also given the Nostradamists their own place to live.
So don't you ever dare question Britain's morality, we are one of the most honourable countries in the world. If you had noticed, we didn't help in the destruction of Arabia, despite their assassination attempt on myself, and their murder of my wife. We have no oil grabbed from that land, despite having more reason that most of the nations which did take it.
Please consider your facts before speaking, dear Aztec leader, it may prevent you from looking so foolish.
Prime Minister Disraeli