Rnes8: Run for President

dont worry roddy, until my party is destroyed i dont plan to leave
 
I'm taking you up on the challenge Insane Panda, I will destroy you and your party. Want to gamble ALL your support? I'll match you as far as my votes and my money goes!

Opening statements: "You Godless asswipe! You fiscally conservative morons! Where will all your money and civil liberties be when China invades? HUH!? Every year thousands of americans and college students lose their jobs and schools to the yellow slanty-eyed bastards and all you can do is stand around and mope about military spending and gay rights! We must destroy the yellow threat before it destroys us! Complete the Star Wars project and work on a satellite system from there! DID YOU EVERY STOP TO THINK NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IS VIRTUALLY INEVITABLE GIVEN ENOUGH TIME? China has HUNDREDS OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND THEY ARE BUILDING MORE AND MORE EXPONENTIALLY! It's a crazy country, they'll kill all of us for oil if they get a chance like Japan did! They have nukes! NO PRESIDENT of AMERICA has EVER risen up to the challenge that is CHINA. RUSSIA ALMOST COST US OUR LIVES; CHINA is a rising star, China will cost us our superpower status by 2020 OR EVEN OUR LIVES! CHINESE PEOPLE are DIFFERENT; THEY'RE ALL FACE AND HONOR and IF THERE IS EVER A CUBA CRISIS THEY Won'T BACK DOWN THEY'LL LAUNCH! OUR LIVES! Not only OUR LIVES BUT OUR CHILDREN! WHY DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO BE DIE in a NUCLEAR SHELTER; WHY!!!? You're so dumb even your dog sleeps with your wife, I HAVE PICTURES!"
"You're a SEXUAL OFFENDER! You're a sex addict! This man can't lead us against the TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP WITH NUKES!"

Presidential hope Harm Rabb flashes pictures of Julien McClellan
sleeping with a dog outside the doghouse. They are very graphic...
He starts distributing them to the crowd that has assembled.
"RALLY AROUND ME AMERICA!"
"RALLY AMERICA!"

[ooc: I refuse to make any comment on how real the pictures are. I'll send Roddy a dessy.]
 
Israelite9191 said:
My time constraint is that the first quarter just ended for my school, which happens to be St. Ignatius College Prep, the hardest and most demanding school in the Chicagoland area. You have to beet out two other people just to get in. My grades have been slipping a little so I have to cut down on NESes. Sorry, but some of us do have serious lives you know.
since you actualy replied to my rant, and seem to imply that i dont have a serious life, or that your serious life is more important then others' or something i'll reply to you.
did you not know that your grades were slipping last week? (do your teachers not give you grades DURING the quater, dont tell me you only get 4 grades per year, and there are no other evaluation/test/assigment grades at all)
did you not know that your quater was going to end last week?
did you not know that St. Ignatius is the hardest and most demanding school in chicago last week?
did you not know ANY of the stuff you use as your reason to quit LAST WEEK WHEN YOU SIGNED UP?
i'm not angry at people who have something sudden happen to them and have to quit an NES. life IS more important then NESing. BUT when nothing has changed in your life since the time you signed up, then its YOUR FAULT that you didnt think about how much time you had when you signed up.
maybe if you hadnt signed up and the other people who quit like you did hadnt signed up then some other people might have signed up.
now this game is going to be 2 players shorter then it was going to be, because you had no clue last week what sort of time you have available this week.
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@erik. will add. i got a complaint about the numbers last update (ie they dont realy mean anything) so i didnt include them. but if anyone wants them, will add them back in.

@captian2. thank you.
 
toteone, just so you know. the results of the debate challenges in this game are COMPLETELY RANDOM. its in the rules post (at the bottom i believe). which was the reason panda withdrew his challenge.
just making sure you know the rules before you start issuing challenges left and right. ;)
 
oh c'mon!!! It shouldn't BE random!
Anyhows the gauntlet has been smacked to the face of your candidate so you'd best respond or I'll RIP into YOUR PARTY!!!!

Prepare to be hunted down to the ends of the Earth should you not aquiesce to my challenge Julien McLlelan WIFE-BEATER!!!
[oh and Harm Rabb has sipport in area 51 not 52... the secret one anyway I got it right messed up right now]
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Hey Insane Panda man, dude you totally should accept my challenge because there are many opponents; the winner will most likely be somebody who took a few chances and won a few debates!!! GrrrrR!!!!! FIGHT ME SPOONY!
 
"Presidential Candidate Harm Rabb accuses Julien of being a wuss!"
What are we going to do against this man of steel? - Beijing News

Harm Rabb smashes McClellan! NEW SOUTHERN LOUDMOUTH OR AMERICAN HOPE? - Canadian Times.

Harm RABB proves FATAL FLAWS of FEDERALIST PHILOSOPHY!" - Chicago tribune

Earthlings gear up for WAR! HARM RABB future leader of Terran resistance. Earthling H. R. Az. USA 03 uncover secret identity of Chinese population. Successfully scans alien scouting fleet outside telescope range using special equipment in American desert; how he did it and why. - Galaxar Nebula Tidings

...
Maybe we should return the body of his father. - Hanoi People's Party.

Will Julien McClellan stand up to the charges and accusation of sodomy or will he hold his silence? - Readers Digest

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If this is anything like the real world his voters will start to ask questions should he refuse to comment.

Oh btw. Roddy, this is the internet and that's just how it is dude; NES'ing is a light thing to most people.
 
Fascist Daily Post

Ernest Dickson supports Harm Rabb's China policy

"if anything, Harms got those communist foreigners pegged" General Ernest Dickson said today at a press conference, "actually I would like to some day meet Rabb and see if our parties can get along"

his vice-president William Koster responded by asking a waiter if he could "see the menu"

"foreigners threaten to tear America apart, not the normal European ones though, the Communist ones are my concern"-Ernest Dickson

Dickson has sent a invitation to meet Rabb to meet with him and "talk politics" it has yet to be accepted,

this is Harry Kat reporting out
 
Israelite9191 said:
Sorry, but some of us do have serious lives you know.
Amen to all of the above.

What changed? My classes got harder and my grades started slipping. I apologize again, Roddy, but **** happens.
 
Capulet said:
Amen to all of the above.

What changed? My classes got harder and my grades started slipping. I apologize again, Roddy, but **** happens.
i know i should just ignore this and forget about it, and not spam up my own game, but again........ your classes got harder in the last week? your grades slipped in the last week? its not even like this game has been running for months and your situation has gradualy changed in that time, its a week for crying out loud.
 
Yeah, my classes got harder over the last week.
 
RoddyVR said:
since you actualy replied to my rant, and seem to imply that i dont have a serious life, or that your serious life is more important then others' or something i'll reply to you.
did you not know that your grades were slipping last week? (do your teachers not give you grades DURING the quater, dont tell me you only get 4 grades per year, and there are no other evaluation/test/assigment grades at all)
did you not know that your quater was going to end last week?
did you not know that St. Ignatius is the hardest and most demanding school in chicago last week?
did you not know ANY of the stuff you use as your reason to quit LAST WEEK WHEN YOU SIGNED UP?
i'm not angry at people who have something sudden happen to them and have to quit an NES. life IS more important then NESing. BUT when nothing has changed in your life since the time you signed up, then its YOUR FAULT that you didnt think about how much time you had when you signed up.
maybe if you hadnt signed up and the other people who quit like you did hadnt signed up then some other people might have signed up.
now this game is going to be 2 players shorter then it was going to be, because you had no clue last week what sort of time you have available this week.
I am not saying that my problems are bigger than anyone elses or anything like that. Only that I overestimated the amount of time I would have and that since this is the most recent NES I have joined, and frankly not my favorite, no offense, I quit this one. I only replied because I don't appreciate other people assuming that just because they have time and are able to forcaste their situation, then everyone else should be able to also. If you didn't notice, I pointed out that the quarter was ending for a reason. The first quarter is the easy part of the year, they don't give us a lot of work (in comparisson to the rest of the year) and I was able to get by while still being in about five NESes. That isn't the case now, since they have basically doubled the load. And no, they way they grade, what you get on tests doesn't matter too much. I thought I was fine in English until I found out that I had missed a major project that I would have to make up for half credit, that kept me up till past midnight one night alone. So please, don;t judge others based on your own situation is all that I am asking. OK?
 
To Fascist Leader from Harm Rabb

Sure, I'd like to meet and talk with you; perhaps together we will be able to destroy this large mass of flimsy liberals.

Has Harm Rabb turned fascist?!?!? Only time will show!
 
My orders may be delayed a while. My money should help keep me in the running, though.
 
as i have new orders from a majority of the players the update is looking good for later today.
have sent PMs to those that havent sent new orders, hope they see em before 4pm my time and send new orders.
 
doing the update now. will post as soon as its done (hope cfc doesnt slow down to a standstill by then)
 
erik and warman slpit a few states between them.
hawaii is a 3 way split now. (erik, warman and toteone)
6 states that have no followings for any candidate now (3 of em cause a couple players quit, 3 cause noone ever went there)
Code:
Player	Funds
Warman17	 $1,139,999 
Tommy Toon	 $725,000 
Insane Panda	 $935,000 
North King	 $1,560,000 
Erik Mesoy	 $3,295,044 
Captain2  	 $798,600 
Human Slaughter	 $1,000,000 
Toteone  	 $800,000
 

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Time spent:
average visit length: 2.5 hours
#of campaign stops for all candidates: 49

Money spent:
average cost of advertizing campaign (for one state): $79,713
total spent by all candidates: $2,630,530
# of advertizing campaigns: 33


Current Electoral Votes Standings (does not count split states)
Code:
Tommy	16
Toteone	33
Captain	38
North K	44
Human	57
Warman	69
I-Panda	98
Erik M	113
Spoiler for vote per state details :
Code:
			War	Tom	I-Pan	Nor	Erik	Cpt	Hum	Tot	total
AL	2		12	0	0	0	12	0	0	0	24
AK	1	Tot	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12	12
AZ	1	Tot	0	0	18	0	10	0	0	40	68
AR	1	War	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
CA	1	I-Pan	0	0	41	0	30	0	0	0	71
CO	1	Nor	6	0	0	12	6	0	0	0	24
CT	1	Cpt	3	27	3	0	0	33	0	6	72
DC	1	Nor	0	0	0	12	0	0	0	0	12
DE	1	War	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
FL	1	Hum	0	0	12	0	0	0	36	12	60
GA	1	Hum	0	0	0	0	0	0	36	0	36
HI	3		12	0	0	0	12	0	0	12	36
ID	1	Nor	0	0	0	12	0	0	0	0	12
IL	1	Erik	0	0	0	0	37	0	0	0	37
IN	2		12	0	0	0	12	0	0	0	24
IA	1	War	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
KS	2		12	0	0	0	12	0	0	0	24
KY	1	War	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
LA	1	Hum	0	0	0	0	0	0	24	0	24
ME	1	War	16	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	16
MD	1	I-Pan	6	0	12	0	6	0	0	0	24
MA	1	Tom	4	43	0	0	0	12	0	0	59
MI	1	Nor	0	0	0	48	7	0	0	0	55
MN	1	Erik	0	0	0	0	65	0	0	0	65
MS	1	Hum	6	0	0	0	0	0	36	0	42
MO	1	Erik	0	0	0	0	21	0	0	0	21
MT	11		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
NE	11		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
NV	1	I-Pan	6	0	12	0	0	0	0	0	18
NH	1	War	16	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	16
NJ	1	War	29	0	18	0	0	0	0	0	47
NM	1	Erik	0	0	0	0	21	0	0	0	21
NY	1	Cpt	25	12	16	0	0	32	0	7	92
NC	1	Erik	0	0	0	0	12	0	0	0	12
ND	1	War	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
OH	1	Tot	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12	12
OK	1	Erik	0	0	0	0	21	0	0	0	21
OR	1	I-Pan	0	0	40	0	18	0	0	0	58
PA	1	I-Pan	0	0	12	0	0	0	0	0	12
RI	1	Tom	3	44	0	0	0	16	0	7	70
SC	1	War	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
SD	1	War	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
TN	11		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
TX	1	Erik	0	0	0	0	49	0	48	0	97
UT	1	War	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
VT	1	War	16	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	16
VA	11		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
WA	1	Nor	0	0	27	28	0	0	0	0	55
WV	11		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
WI	1	Erik	0	0	0	0	21	0	0	12	33
WY	11		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
			280	126	211	112	372	93	180	120	1494
 
Current Electors:

Yellow: 113
Brown: 98
My Blue: 69
Light Blue: 57
Orange: 41
Red: 38
Alaska Blue: 33
Green: 16
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Contested: 30
Un-Won: 40
 
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