Sniiperman456
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Build a divison of troops at Ittoqqortoormiit
Roll II Rule
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Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
FROM: Tani I, Emperor of All Faxum, King of the Effeduppage
TO: Esther Solomon, Empress of Majterre
SUBJECT: Imperial Relations Agreement
Your Grace,
Relations between Faxum and Majterre are the envy of the world (especially the conservative bigots of Egypt!), and as sovereign equals and, I should think, friends, I invite you to the opportunity to fortify our bonds. As you are no doubt aware, the fake meme of anarcho-capitalism has taken its farce too far in its bid for independence from your most appreciative supporter state. While Majterre is under no legal obligation to aid us in this dispute, a show of Frankish force would no doubt help end this avoidable calamity faster than I haul ass to the game store when the Blue Blur gets a new release!
Besides which, I'm sure Leon will want his future hubby alive and in one piece for the future wedding.
(Ohh, I could just eat him up!*)
Your favorite imperial sovereign,
Tani I
P.S.: Kidding, of course!
P.P.S.: ...Or am I..? >:3
FROM: Terra McKay I, Kaiserin of the Volksreich der Frau
TO: The Governments of Greece and Egypt, Esther Solomon of Majterre
SUBJECT: The Crete debacle
The Volksreich regards the situation in Crete with grave concern. While each sovereign nation must take all appropriate measures to safeguard its territorial security against banditry and terrorism, we feel that the present crisis could have been handled far more tactfully by all parties involved, and that if proper dialogue is not opened soon, friction between the impugned players may spiral into regrettable action. We therefore implore all parties to pursue diplomatic channels in developing a combined and mutually-satisfactory strategy to contain the marauding dragon that is not entangled in political posturing or territorial squabbles.
FROM: Terra McKay I, Kaiserin of the Volksreich der Frau
TO: The Governments of Norrland-Sápmi and South Sweden
CC: The Helsinki Provisional Government and the Government of the Northern Sámi Federation
SUBJECT: Jingoistic posturing
As a neighbour state to the Scandinavian peninsula, the Volksreich is deeply concerned by the mounting hostilities between North and South Sweden and urges both sides to refrain from escalating the standoff further. While we neither endorse nor blame any side in the dispute, be advised that we will not tolerate armed aggression so close to our borders, nor will we turn a blind eye to any state-sponsored action or policy intended to persecute minority groups.
TO: Esther Solomon, Empress of Majterre
SUBJECT: Imperial Relations Agreement
Your Grace,
Relations between Faxum and Majterre are the envy of the world (especially the conservative bigots of Egypt!), and as sovereign equals and, I should think, friends, I invite you to the opportunity to fortify our bonds. As you are no doubt aware, the fake meme of anarcho-capitalism has taken its farce too far in its bid for independence from your most appreciative supporter state. While Majterre is under no legal obligation to aid us in this dispute, a show of Frankish force would no doubt help end this avoidable calamity faster than I haul ass to the game store when the Blue Blur gets a new release!
Besides which, I'm sure Leon will want his future hubby alive and in one piece for the future wedding.
(Ohh, I could just eat him up!*)Your favorite imperial sovereign,
Tani I
P.S.: Kidding, of course!
P.P.S.: ...Or am I..? >:3
FROM: Terra McKay I, Kaiserin of the Volksreich der Frau
TO: The Governments of Greece and Egypt, Esther Solomon of Majterre
SUBJECT: The Crete debacle
The Volksreich regards the situation in Crete with grave concern. While each sovereign nation must take all appropriate measures to safeguard its territorial security against banditry and terrorism, we feel that the present crisis could have been handled far more tactfully by all parties involved, and that if proper dialogue is not opened soon, friction between the impugned players may spiral into regrettable action. We therefore implore all parties to pursue diplomatic channels in developing a combined and mutually-satisfactory strategy to contain the marauding dragon that is not entangled in political posturing or territorial squabbles.
FROM: Terra McKay I, Kaiserin of the Volksreich der Frau
TO: The Governments of Norrland-Sápmi and South Sweden
CC: The Helsinki Provisional Government and the Government of the Northern Sámi Federation
SUBJECT: Jingoistic posturing
As a neighbour state to the Scandinavian peninsula, the Volksreich is deeply concerned by the mounting hostilities between North and South Sweden and urges both sides to refrain from escalating the standoff further. While we neither endorse nor blame any side in the dispute, be advised that we will not tolerate armed aggression so close to our borders, nor will we turn a blind eye to any state-sponsored action or policy intended to persecute minority groups.
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
i am apparently still in this game? huh. well...
the Former Sultan will just get to a quiet village somewhere in the city state, and work a part time job in obscurity.
the Former Sultan will just get to a quiet village somewhere in the city state, and work a part time job in obscurity.
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1) Oh boy, Navies are far scarier and have a far more effective range than I thought. We need to start up a navy of our own. The 12th Biker Gang will disengage from their fight and retake Jarvis Bay in the name of the Australian Capital Territory as it is rightful Canberran clay.
2) Meanwhile in Canberra, the 1st Segway Platoon the rest of the forces that are engaging the 9th Psychic Company (including myself) breakthrough and force the unit to either rout, surrender or be destroyed entirely.
3) The Saberist Priesthood finally get through to the front of the queue and perform a long distance traditional Saberist purification ritual to purge Yuri's influence from me (NinjaCow64) and restore my willpower.
4) Wait...I thought they had more soldiers in Sydney? Did we kill some of them? I'm so confused. I don't want to be confused. I'm going to fix this.
Get the ANU devs who were working on the program "that does the same thing as the Cult of Minimalism' s dice modifier reader program except better" to expand the scope of their project. I wish for them to create T.A.C.T.I.C.O.O.L (Tactical Awesome Cool Technological Intelligent Complete Object Oriented Lifesaver). T.A.C.T.I.C.O.O.L will be a giant computer program that will give me lots of beneficial features including:
-The stuff that the Cult of Minimalism's dice modifier reader program does except better.
-Gives me details on troop causalities, both allied and enemy.
-Do anything else that could be helpful in helping us win the war.
Hope that I don't roll badly for this one...
Omega124
Challenging Fate
To: The not rational nutters in Baghdad
From: FUCIN
You do realize there is a bit of an invasion against the fascist menace, causing a societal collaspe in middle america as the vestages of the late-stage capitalist mode of production falls apart?
You're likely safer in Iraq than in Florida.
Robert Can't
Éponine
Our first project may have failed but we will find a home in this world!
Action: Draw a map on the previously mentioned construction paper and use it to make a paper hat good enough to convince the world that we are in fact a member of the Lunar Royal Family.
Action: Draw a map on the previously mentioned construction paper and use it to make a paper hat good enough to convince the world that we are in fact a member of the Lunar Royal Family.
BREAKING NEWS: President Gustavsson resigns from office effective immediately, citing personal reasons. Speaker of the People's Assembly Stefan Mikaelsson is sworn in as Acting President of Norrland-Sápmi. The SDLP leadership calls for a convention to elect a new party chairman.
(OOC: I'm withdrawing from the game.)
(OOC: I'm withdrawing from the game.)
gay_Aleks
from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
The Meme Man has no time to bother with all of you. He shall A S C E N D D to another plane, one that is not ours.
(OOC: Sorry, not feeling like it.)
(OOC: Sorry, not feeling like it.)
e350tb
Stupendously Illogical Englishman
"I could take that dragon," said the Prime Minister, although he most certainly could not.
He was sitting in his office, thinking to himself. He had just received a foreign policy briefing from Wilson and Ford, and was now brainstorming policy to propose for the next turn.
He grabbed a sheet of paper and began to write down proposals for actions.
"First thing's first, we need to land the SPD in Spain, so..."
ACTION 1: Land the SPD in Spain.
"Right, that's a start," he nodded, "Now what about the Falklands..."
He picked up a briefing that had been left on the table. It had been emailed to him by Pearl, who was still questing (he wondered how that was going). It called for the troops in the Falklands to retreat to hidden fortifications ala Iwo Jima and force Yuri to pay for every inch he took. HMS Lazuli was to stay and fight for as long as possible - because something something three years to build a new ship three hundred to build a new tradition. It seemed a good enough strategy to the Prime Minister, so he approved it.
ACTION 2: The forces on the Falklands are to fall back to entrenched positions and are not to fire on Yuri's forces until they have landed in significant number. HMS Lazuli will remain on station to fight off the Kraken and the transport fleet until it is no longer able to. It is imperative that we bleed them as white as possible, as creating as big a distraction as possible in the Falklands will draw troops away from Canberra.
He tapped his pen on the desk as he came up with his third action.
"Yes, I need it, I think," he said.
ACTION 3: Aquire for myself the Anti-Magic Tommy Gun.
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
I bring aboard to my administration cabinet, as head of weapons research and development. Director Krennic.
e350tb
Stupendously Illogical Englishman
This will surely be good for your garrison deployment rates.
e350tb
Stupendously Illogical Englishman
Any news on the next update?
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
Well I obviously failed the surprise Christmas update. 
All the player actions are computed; the problem, as usual, is getting a free day to write it all up.
Odds are you won't hear 'til after January 9, unless I manage to tie up some other projects early.
(Details in the pending DYOS Christmas special.)
All the player actions are computed; the problem, as usual, is getting a free day to write it all up.
Odds are you won't hear 'til after January 9, unless I manage to tie up some other projects early.
(Details in the pending DYOS Christmas special.
)
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
I see this one more time, you'll see what a nasty Thorvald comic really looks like.
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
God damn it Thor, you're suppose to be above Tani's kinks.
Plus the mods will flag you for posting an R-rated Comic. No one wants to see Thorvald in the nude
Ailedhoo
wonderer
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Plus the mods will flag you for posting an R-rated Comic. No one wants to see Thorvald in the nude
Be wary; the box may be now open!
KaiserElectric
Total Freakin Besties
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The anthem actually gives us an idea...let us contact the secret Temmie Village to negotiate a trade alliance! Together we will be unstoppable, and will have muns for ALL the coolegs!
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