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Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Thorvald of Lym, Mar 9, 2017.

  1. e350tb

    e350tb Stupendously Illogical Englishman

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    MESSAGE FROM DOWNING STREET STOP

    PM'S COMPUTER BROKE STOP

    UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A GOOD DAY STOP

    ORDER'S FOLLOW BELOW STOP

    1. Build some more battleships and cruisers. Seems like a good time to do it.
    2. Order Lapis to help in the destruction of American forces to the best of her ability.
    3. Bolster our manufacturing industry.
     
  2. Reus

    Reus Polar Bear

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    Too much irrationality in this backwards-thinking ridden place - Escape to Florida
     
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  3. GenMarshall

    GenMarshall High Elven Ghost Agent

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    I have Krennic start research and development of the X-01 power armor.
     
  4. CivCube

    CivCube Feelin' defiant.

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    - Blast "One Winged Angel" from the capital sound system for a one hundred mile radius!


    Link to video.

    - Head out there with all forces, in all cardinal directions, while I head out and take on the rebel forces!

    - CIVCUBE ACTION HOUR! I DEMAND TO FIGHT THEIR LEADER ONE ON ONE!


    Link to video.
     
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  5. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    You implied that the Underground is a thing in this world, since Temmie is around!

    1. I quickly make contact with them and propose a Monster-KET alliance!

    2. I will also begin work on a giant artificial island in the middle of the pacific because that's what the cool kids do to maintain trade. Make it shaped like a fish! :3
     
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  6. Danwar

    Danwar Warlord

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    NOVUS IMPERIUMVS ROMANORUMVS

    In the midst of the turmoil within the Italian peninsula, a new state begins to rise. One of the many feuding city-states fighting for control has gained power, dominating the region. They make good use of powerful modern technology, shrewd diplomacy, and the power and ambition of it's ruler. He is a man beset by past struggles and strife who only survives and prospers through force of will. He was originally only the mayor of the city, but over time he centralized control until he was effectively a dictator. However, he never lost sight of his people - popular support was what allowed him to centralize power in the first place, and he made sure to improve the people's lives with the funds he acquired through various means (dubious as some of said means may be). He leads a city with a great and ancient past, and over time established more and more control over the region.

    His name was Valentiniano Romano

    He looked back through his city's history and the greatest Empire it housed. It ruled great swaths of territory, developing it and keeping it's peoples safe from attack and invasion. It spread it's culture and civilized ways to the people it subjugated, and established it's legacy for generations even after it fell. One day, he looked up from a dusty tome and suddenly thought of something. What if... that empire was restored? What if it reestablished control over not just Italy but all the world, bringing peace and prosperity to all?

    He entered the Vatican (under only light escort) and discussed his plans with the Pope. The pope was originally hesitant to do so, but realizing that there would likely be benefits to doing so, he agreed.

    Valentiniano was declared Emperor of Rome.

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    In the year since the coronation, Valentiniano (having changed his name to Flavius Valentinianus Aurelius Augustus) has worked to reestablish Roman traditions, including establishing public baths for those who couldn't afford indoor plumbing and promoting the Latin language, as well as stabilize his military position. He has gained the ability to legitimately claim all of Italy but between the Malfia and other competing city-states it will be a struggle at best. However, he does have a few advantages...
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    Having control of the greatest city in Italy does have it's benefits. Rome's army, while small, is powerful, utilizing the most modern of exoskeleton technology, harsh training regimens and national pride, making their infantry the best in Italy. They haven't fallen behind in other areas, either, but this comes at a cost of reducing their army size. Their active armed forces are as of now about 16,000 strong, and recruiting much more soldiers would likely heavily damage the economy. Each and every soldier, however, is a force to be reckoned with.
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    The empire is unique amongst modern states in that it's religious policy is pluralistic. It does not persecute those of other religions but gives minor benefits to good Catholic faithful and invests significant amounts of money into missionaries. This ensures that the Pope is kept happy while religious minorities are content as well whilst slowly being integrated into the Catholic majority.
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    Now, however, the Emperor looks outward to his neighbors. Despite controlling large areas of Italy his dominance is not assured yet. He only really controls central Italy and Naples while the rest is held by squabbling city-states. He has claimed those lands for his empire, however, and it seems a campaign to claim them is to be expected.
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    Tl;DR:
    Capital: Roma
    Government: Hereditary Despotic Imperial Monarchy
    Culture: Italian cultures with Latin returning
    Religion: Catholic
    Army: High-tech heavy infantry, average in other categories, expensive to maintain
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    Claims:
    Dark red is currently held territory
    Lighter red is territory claimed by but not held by the Empire
     

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  7. poketwo

    poketwo Warlord

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    ACTIONS OF THE CULT:
    The prophet shall cast NEGATIVE MODIFIERS on the Ancap cultists. Applying negative modifiers on their rolls.
    The Cult itself shall gather up the faithful to launch a counter-attack on the Cult of Hayak.
    THE MASKED MAN HAS STOLEN THE CULT'S 3RD ACTION YET AGAIN! HE SHALL RETRIEVE THE BLUEPRINTS OF THE BASIL-CLASS FROM MATHALAMUS USING MEMORY EXTRACTION! PERHAPS THE AURORA CHAIR CAN HELP
     
  8. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    Man, if Math hadn't gone AWOL in December he'd be kicking himself right now. :lol:

    Anyway, update will take longer than expected. ;)
     
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  9. Mathalamus

    Mathalamus Emperor of Mathalia

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    the former sultan, whos name even he doesnt remember, chooses to adopt the name "Mathalamus" in an effort to take his life in a different direction.

    apparently also granted an additional action, he chooses to build a cult of personality. around himself, obvously inspired from north korea.
     
  10. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    11 (9): You don't have that skill!

    15 (16): PSI 9th Psychic Company has been destroyed! Invigorated by the victory, all Canberran forces gain +1 morale for 4 turns.

    8 (6): Confusion between 'Francis' and 'Frances' ends up hiring Frankie Drake, Private Investigator, on a contract basis. While she comes with her own sweet 1920s motorbike, it is sadly not amphibious. Frankie Drake hired as Chief of the Navy: +1 to naval espionage defence, -1 to naval combat, -$60/turn for her salary.

    15 (17): Your abrupt arrival startles the beast, and as he hesitates the garrison counterattacks in force.
    ROLL TO DODGE!
    7 (4): Goaded into overplaying their hand, the soldiers stream out of the city where Caron mercilessly counters the counterattack. 19th, 20th and 21st Minotaur Battalions suffer 10% damage each.

    8: You know how small Mann is, right? For $600 she's able to muster a platoon of sylvan foot soldiers with no special abilities.

    8 (9): Given the island is under blockade, it's a little tricky to source the requisite timber, and special care must be taken to keep from completely clear-cutting everything. -$200,000; 6th Cretan Fleet begins construction in Iráklion, ETA 20 turns.

    16 (20): You're not at all surprised to find that the headstrong government's forces are focusing wholly and unblinkingly forward in a large, but single line, leaving not only themselves, but the city itself dangerously vulnerable to a flanking attack. Street-to-street firefights will still be ugly, but once the front is shattered, they'll be scrambling to pick up the pieces. Washington garrison suffers -2 combat and increased penalties from shock and flanking unless/until it explicitly changes strategy; Namibian troops will incur fewer civilian casualties during urban combat.

    7 (13): 5th Squadron joins the pursuit of the fleeing US group, inflicting 9% damage.

    18: With your budget finally back in black and climbing at ludicrous speed, you earmark a cool $200 million to (re?)start the Aurora Project under the new specifications. The first prototype should be ready in Albany in 8 turns.

    15 (18): $160,000 funds a national festival that raises public spirit to a fever pitch. Take that, Saberists! Namibia gains+2 national influence, +2 morale, and +1 diplomacy with (any future) Lucinaist powers, while the renewed sense of patriotism provides a +1 combat bonus for the next six turns!

    15: Taking out an $80,000 loan for tools and supplies, you fabricate yourself your very own rocketship.

    3: Settling down to an after-work snack, you try to consume both at once and now you're CHOKING!! You suffer 10 damage and ongoing -3 hp/turn!

    11: Hulls are laid down for battleships in Edinburgh and Liverpool (ETA 24 turns), and one frigate each in the mainland ports (ETA 16 turns). Total price: $84 million.

    2 (6): Unfortunately the swamp appears pretty drained (the water was probably sold off for profit) and she's unable to bring her full hydrokinetic powers to bear, suffering 9 damage from retaliatory fire.

    3 (8): Despite a government stimulus of $45,000, the heavy industries fail to revitalize.

    5: Not only did you already try that last round, but you can hardly pack up and move an entire country with neither planes nor ships nor transport trucks to carry the furniture, let alone the actual staff! While you contemplate your methodology, the unenlightened terrorists seek refuge in incompetence (AKA violence).
    ROLL TO DODGE!
    5 (4): You’re shot in the arm for 12 damage and minor bleeding worth -1 hp/turn.

    4 (4): Ever heard of the Bob Semple Tank? Well, thanks to the fiasco with the Star Destroyers, the best he can manage with current supplies is Bob Semple Exosuits. -$300,000; new power armour suffers -1 combat, -2 mobility, -1 reliability.

    5 (7): Someone cranked it a tad too loud and it blew out the speakers!

    7 (11): Waving one of the few functioning weapons in your arsenal, you lead the charge straight into the oncoming forces as the rest of the army scrambles to reinforce the border.
    ROLL TO DODGE!
    5 (13): You provide covering fire for your retreating comrades, peppering the South Congolese 4th Battalion for 8% damage.

    18 (20):

    Never one to back down from a fight no matter how close you are to suicidal overexertion, you lay down a no-holds-barred challenge that's taken up by no less than Yuri himself! On the one hand, you're going up against an evil mastermind with godlike psychic powers... on the other, you might actually be able to take down the whole Psi Corps with literally one punch! Yuri has departed from Antarctic headquarters and will arrive at your location in approximately 5 turns!

    5: Yanno we haven't actually established whether this takes place before or after Frisk's adventure, in which case a certain Goat Dad might have certain intentions for the surface... +1 diplomacy with the Underground but -2 diplomacy with surface-dwellers until the status quo is clarified.

    17: You slap down $120 million and dispatch a geo-engineering flotilla to custom-build your own little slice of Heaven. No ETA because cor blimey the GM was not prepared for this at all.

    12: With Majterre gazing lustily toward the western regions and the crusaders' recent national tour, Italy thinks it's long overdue for getting organized, and you know just the sort of jingoistic revival it needs! Unlike most Romeantics, however, you actually have some clue as to what that society entailed and aren't just out to throw a neverending toga party. Leveraging your mayoral success, you've managed to sway most of the central regions to your standard through the promise of political efficiency and kick-ass cyberlegions.

    NATIONAL OUTLOOK

    Urban Renewal:
    As mayor of Rome, you're well-attuned to the social and economic dynamics of city life. +1 happiness, +1 health and +1 economic development in all cities.
    Quality over Quantity: The keystone to imperial military strategy, these modern legions punch well above their weight in almost all situations—but in order to keep them in top shape, the rest of the armed forces has taken a distant back seat. All power armour units gain +5% strength/turn; -3 military recruitment, -10% wealth taxable.

    DRAMATIS PERSONÆ

    Flavius Augustus (Danwar)

    Emperor
    85% approval
    +2 charisma
    +1 stability

    3 (+1 [Know the Mods, Know Thyself] = 4): You accidentally debuff them twice, and a double negative is a POSITIVE! Cult of Hayek gains +1 to all rolls!
    ROLL TO DODGE!
    9 (+1 [Ascetic Virtues] +1 [Know the Mods, Know Thyself] -1 [HYK roll bonus] -2 [HYK Libertarian Volunteer Platoon attack bonus] = 8): The insurgents regroup for a fresh offensive, inflicting 6 damage to you and -4% strength to 1st Coy.

    14 (+1 [Know the Mods, Know Thyself] = 15): 2nd and 3rd Company race to relieve the capital, inflicting 12% damage and a -1 flanking penalty to the furthestmost platoons.

    2: "HA HA," laughed the Masked Man as he brandished that contraption they used in Rick & Morty (you know, the episode with the Szechuan Sauce?), only to slip on a wet spot where he spilled his drink about five minutes earlier and go careening into the cabinets. By the time he recovered, Mathalamus escaped his bindings and "accidentally" triggered a self-destruct sequence for the entire base! (In retrospect, rigging the whole system to a giant red button marked "DO NOT PRESS" really was begging for something like this.) Anyway, long story short, Mathalamus is free once more and the smoking ruins of the secret base are visible to everyone that can download satellite imagery. On the plus side, the Masked Man won't be able to act for at least 10 turns as he's tied up in damage control.

    9: You're nowhere near any sort of government office that could authorize an official name change.

    1: "TRUCKING BYZZIES REEEEEEEEE!!!" screams literally everyone that you could potentially have seduced from the home region. Also, the world really isn't keen on dealing with yet another power-hungry megalomaniac right now, and the Greek government issues a warrant for your arrest. -5 influence in Greece, Bulgaria, Istanbul, and Egypt; any player that delivers you to authorities in Athens will receive a $25,000 bounty.



    News on the March

    American Forces Begin Withdrawal from D.C.

    Reports from the American front assert the capital garrison is crumbling, with Namibian forces making precise, decisive surgical strikes throughout the downtown core that have sent the defenders reeling. Eyewitnesses say the 2nd Cavalry Company is no longer combat-capable and evacuating the city; the remaining units are struggling to hold the line, yet there is still no word whether President Antonopoulos has even acknowledged D.C. will almost certainly fall. The civilian exodus continues, with a heavily-armed convoy departing the city while and escape route remains open. (-2200 population in Washington, D.C. and United States loses $200 wealth taxable from continued refugee outlfow.)

    CivCube Takes the Offensive
    Congolese president CivCube may have taken some time to respond to his critics, but the reply couldn't be more decisive. Government armed forces have deployed from all bases in a show of force to reassert border control. Observers wait anxiously to see if the display will be enough to scare off the incursions, or whether like the Kolwezi régime, the rebels will stand their ground.

    Messina Ambivalent to Crusaders
    Jeanne's arrival in Sicily has been decidedly lukewarm, with the eastern port neither celebratory of nor hostile to the pilgrim army. All eyes now turn to Palermo, the final stop on the Italian tour before the crusaders set sail for the true prize: Crete itself.

    Kaiserin Secures Stronger Government
    Following parliamentary dealings that resembled a game of speed chess, Kaiserin Terra has emerged with a significantly stronger hold over the Volksreich's political apparatus. Support for a more direct Crown role in the legislature was welcomed by the establishment parties and supported to varying degrees by the moderate left; the immediate effect is a shift in the balance of power within the Beliebte Front from die Linke to the KSP. Though socialist influence remains strong, observers expect the empire’s foreign policy will continue the current trend of mediation and promotion of regional stability. Volksreich der Frau gains policy Strengthened Crown: +1 statecraft, +2 stability; KSP ↑5%, Spartakus ↓3%, Linke ↓5%, FDP ↓1%, CDU ↑2%, TuL ↑2%.

    MAJTERRAN EVENT: Under Sea, Überwald
    Even in such a heterogenous empire as the Volksreich, Silvania has been a special outlier, both geographically and politically. The County is considered one of the most conservative-leaning within the empire, with its mandarins consistently siding with monarchist factions in contempt of the socialist parties. The only province where support for the MRP is consequential, either due to its neighbours' scheming or a self-imposed hermitage it has achieved negligible influence in federal politics; now the supernaturally-inclined nobility is eyeing Majterre as a possible ally in bolstering the Volksreich's magical potential.

    Propaganda Blitz: The recent Reichstag shakeup has seen increased support for centralized political power, and with help, the MRP aims to undercut the radsocs in favour of its own agenda. Gain policy Germanic Mysticism: +2 influence in the Volksreich, can boost MRP support in the Volksreich by 1% for $100,000 as a free action; +5% support for MRP in the Volksreich. If Majterran interference is exposed, the Volksreich will not be happy.
    Shadow Embassy: The Silvanian elite shares much common ground with Majterran principles, in some cases more so than it does the rest of the Reich's. It may be worthwhile to establish a direct line with Drakenhof instead of middle-managing via Köln. Gain policy Drakenhof Hotline: Can interact with Silvania directly and +2 diplomacy with Silvania, can boost MRP support in the Volksreich by 1% for $50,000 as a free action; +3% support for MRP in the Volksreich. If the shadow embassy is discovered, the Volksreich will be very angry.
    Pledge Public Support: Beset on all sides by anti-magical forces, you cannot afford to let any new friends pass you by! A formal and public declaration of friendship will not go over well with the Kaiserin, but will virtually guarantee Silvanian friendship in the event of any political upheavals. Gain policy Dragon Pact: Can interact with Silvania directly and +4 diplomacy with Silvania, -5 diplomacy with the Volksreich, can boost MRP support in the Volksreich by 1% for $25,000 as a free action; +10% support for MRP in the Volksreich.
    Expose the Plot: Just because the MRP is magic-friendly doesn't mean the Silvanians are trustworthy, and this whole thing smells like a coup. Forwarding the proposal to Köln as a goodwill gesture will ease tensions with the Reich as a whole, but Silvania will likely never forgive you. Gain policy Friend of the Crown: +3 diplomacy with the Volksreich for 30 turns; Volksreich der Frau gains +2 spy defence for 20 turns. An independent Silvania or a Silvanian Kaiserin will be hostile to Empress Esther.
    Dismiss the Offer: This cloak-and-dagger strategy seems far more trouble than it's worth. No effect.

    Faxum Retakes Addis Abeba
    Fearing it would be vored if defeated, the rebel garrison at Addis Abebea has capitulated to government forces, and the entire unit is now prisoners of war. The reconquest of the city has placed Project DBZ back in the Emperor's hands, but the battle for Khartoum continues to rage on.

    Kiruna Reaches Settlement with Magical Demographic
    Admitting its attempted ban on magic was a knee-jerk overreaction to concerns of Majterran infiltration, Norrland-Sápmi announced it is reversing course and will seek to integrate supernatural concerns into the Socialist agenda. While calls by some of the protesters for eastern autonomy were rejected, a compromise was reached involving funding for initiatives in dialogue and the creation of a new political party to advocate magic-related issues in Parliament. Demonstrations are reportedly dissolving peacefully.

    The Power of 5
    Philosophers and scientists alike are perplexed by the numeral 5. There are 5 digits to a hand, 5 toes to a foot; 5x5=25, but 20x5=100! What are the odds, they ask, that there would be 5 rolls of 5 within less than 5 players' actions? Clearly, there is more to this number than meets the eye. All natural rolls except 1 that produce a multiple of 5 will gain a +5 bonus this turn!


    Notes from the GM

    Yeah, yeah, missed my own anniversary. But at least it's still March somewhere! Here's to another 12 months of underbidding and overbilling!
    [party]:dance::band:

    Orders due this Friday.
     
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  11. Danwar

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    The Imperium is a bastion of civilization and stability, and the peoples of Italia are disparate and disunited. The Imperium serves as a beacon of culture and prosperity in a now disorganized, almost barbaric land. While moving to claim Magna Graecia now may be a bad move as it may cause conflict with the Crusade (the Imperator certainly wouldn't want that), the peoples of what was once Cisalpine Gaul are faced with other powers to the east and west - the aggressive Magi and the unholy German not-empire Volksreich. However, a violent reconquest may not be the best answer - showing the world that we can be peaceful will go great bounds to improving our view to the rest of the world. The Imperator will send an open letter to all northern Italian City-States, citing that a devastating war may not be in their best interests and offering them peace, prosperity and protection if they willingly join Rome.
     
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    Not the roll post

    The minotaur diplomat Tester Movfoní, a loyal subject of King Leon II of Crete, has been selected to serve as the envoy of the Empire of Majterre to the Novus Imperiumvs Romanorumvs.

    We hope to take this new tiding as potential for peace and stability, as well as a hopeful end of the violent crusade by the fanatical monster Jeanne d'Alter who threatened our populace with her theocratic wroth.
     
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    e350tb Stupendously Illogical Englishman

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    Lapis Lazuli was not in a good mood. The swamp had been drained, and as a result, she'd been unable to use her water powers to their full extent and the Americans had gotten a few good hits in.

    She flew above Washington, trying to think of a new approach. The Potomac gleaned in the sun beneath her, and...

    ...wait.

    She smirked. She had an idea.

    ORDER ONE: Drop the Potomac on them.

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    Back in Britain, the Prime Minister was in a bad mood.

    "24 turns?" he demanded, "Given the rate this game updates, I'll be long dead by the time those battleships are done!"

    "Well, there's not much that can be done about it," shrugged Ford, "In any case, Pearl should be out of traffic now - if we're lucky, she'll start finding objects on her quest soon."

    "Yes Minister," nodded Sir Humphrey, "Now if you don't mind, I have some papers for you to sign."

    "Sure, just let me read them," nodded the Prime Minister.

    "Oh no, Minister, we certainly couldn't have you waste time with these," replied Sir Humphrey, "They're just minor administrative measures. Besides, I've had Mr. Blackadder doublecheck them, they're quite in order."

    "Very well, hand 'em over and I'll sign," shrugged the Prime Minister.

    "Do you really think that's wise, sir?" asked Wilson, "Perhaps it might be a good idea to give them a read after all..."

    "Are you trying to suggest I have an agenda, Mr. Wilson?" Sir Humphrey asked evenly.

    "You're from the Civil Service," replied Wilson.

    "No, I think I can trust him," said the Prime Minister, "What's good for the Civil Service is good for the nation, right?"

    ORDER TWO: Sign Civil Service documents in hope of gaining boon.

    "Good, good," nodded the Prime Minister, "Now, to foreign affairs. We need to spread democracy. Ford, I want you to send a deputation to Copenhagen to see what is going on there. If you find a democratic state there, invite them into an alliance. If not, grab Mjolnir and run."

    "But Prime Minister, Mjolnir can only be carried by the worthy, and-"

    "Fine, bring Mabel along."

    "Are you absolutely certain she'd be able to wield Mjolnir?"

    "What am I, Dr. Science? Just go, Ford!"

    ORDER THREE: Attempt to establish diplomatic relationship with the Danes if the government is democratic, otherwise take Thor's Hammer and run. (disregard if Thor's Hammer cannot be easily found)
     
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  14. Ailedhoo

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    The Empress from her position in Crete will order the three following decrees:

    1) unleash Bellator and have him engage the dragon in fierce combat!

    2) the Empress will use her magic to buff her forces with fire resistance!

    3) have our civil service impose a form for the Heretic Crusade to fill in before they could continue their journey; this red tape should delay them...
     
  15. Danwar

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    OOC: I highly doubt the Crusade will sign anything you throw at them: usually, people ignore red tape their enemies attempt to throw at them, and since they're invading Crete...
     
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    1) You know now that CivCube has aggroed Yuri, we might be able to solve this PSI Corps problem once and for all. Load up Darth Alexis, Frankie Drake (along with her cool motorcycle) and I (NinjaCow64) onto the 1st Transport Helicopter and beeline to CivCube's location. CUNF can manage the city while we're gone. NOTE: If we can't get there in under 5 turns with this method, we'll figure out something else.

    2) The 1st Fighter Wing will intercept and shoot down Yuri's UFO, XCOM style. Or at least roughing him up a little. Assist Nambian fighters if appropriate.

    3) The HMAS Parramatta and the HMAS Ballarat will assist the HMAS Anzac in Engaging PSI 6th Boomer Sub Flotilla.
     
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  17. Ailedhoo

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    OOC: you know this is a Silly IOT, yes?
     
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    From: NinjaCow64, Prime Minister for Life of the Australian Capital Territory

    Do you want some reinforcements? Because we're ready and willing to kick some Yuri behind.
     
  19. Mathalamus

    Mathalamus Emperor of Mathalia

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    the sultan will hand himself over to Athens. the bounty will just go towards a local charity for the homeless.
     
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  20. Danwar

    Danwar Warlord

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    The laws of reason still apply to some extent.
     
  21. NinjaCow64

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    You’d be surprised...
     
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