mechaerik
Tuturuu!
I switch places with bestrfcplayer, so that he may bear the horrible gas.
Roll To Dodge 3
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Captain2
ಠ_ృ
I haunt the hell out of Milarqui
kill fire
Enormous Midget
I offer to ring a bell for Seon if in return he teaches me how to shoot lasers out of my eyes.
I construct myself a fearsome arsenal of carrot-related weaponry.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
I laserbeam Milar.
Milarqui
Deity
Why does everyone hate me so much?
Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
I reserve this roll.
Captain2
ಠ_ృ
I'd like to believe my haunting is self explanitory
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
rhawn
Emperor
I'll be the Clarence to civplayah's George. I will will add my die roll to civplayah's attempt to sprout himself arms. I hope you do learn an important X-Mas lesson here civplayah, especially about shining bright lights into little boy's eyes.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Zombie Perfs eats civplayah's eyeballs!
Perfection
The Great Head.
Why wouldn't they? 
3: You attempt to hypnotize everyone, but only start talking and saying "You are getting sleepy..." and look like an idiot.
1: You forget to let go of the lightsaber still on the ground, and trip over it. It cuts your leg off, and the AK-47 bashes YOU in the head. (-10 HP)
EFFECT ADDED: One Leg. You can't do anything that requires two legs, and also take -1 to all rolls.
5: You manage to unfreeze your head and neck. The rest of you remains frozen.
3: You fail to switch places with him, but do escape the gas. It follows you, though:
ROLL TO DODGE!
2: It catches you. (-4 HP). DEAD.
6: You successfully haunt Milarqui. He screams "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!", and looks like more of an idiot. (-1 to Milarqui's rolls for 1 turn)
5: You say this to Seon, whether or not he takes your offer is up to him. In the meantime, the bats hear you shouting this and attack:
ROLL TO DODGE!
6: You gracefully dodge all of the bats. You look so awesome that one of them decides to follow you.
5: You get a carrot sword, carrot that fires carrots, carrot cake, and a plain old, run-of-the-mill, ordinary carrot. It is AWESOME!
3: Seon uses LASERBEAM on Milarqui!
But it's not very effective... (-4 HP)
1: You get NOTHING! And the bats attack, just cause I feel like it:
ROLL TO DODGE!
5: You escape with only a few scratches. (-1 HP)
5(+3 from rhawn's roll)=8: You not only sprout arms, but the wheels become legs. And they are big arms and legs. You have become a GIANT LIGHTHOUSE WITH ARMS AND LEGS!
Oh, and you get Eyeballs.
3: 3 is added to his roll. And you gain wings!
EFFECT ADDED: Angel. You can fly, and +1 to all rolls.
3: You find yourself unable to climb up to his head to eat them.
Let's kick this up a notch.
I activate the reserve 6, and since I have a shiny sword, I use it to OMNISLASH the heck out of the whole freakin' lot of you.
Now let's see who survives and who doesn't!
6: Alright, you unleash the almighty power of OMNISLASH on everyone! Now let's see who it hits:
ROLL TO DODGE Bestrfcplayer:
5: Even though you can only move your head, you still manage to mostly avoid the OMNISLASH. (-2 HP)
ROLL TO DODGE kill fire:
5: The bat that was following you takes the hit, so you lose him but take no damage.
ROLL TO DODGE Milarqui:
3-1=2: You get sliced badly. (-9 HP)
ROLL TO DODGE Winston Hughes:
1: You are sliced cleanly in half by the awesomeness of OMNISLASH. (-13 HP) DEAD.
ROLL TO DODGE Seon:
4: You attempt to parry with your knife. This fails, but it prevents too much damage. (-4 HP)
ROLL TO DODGE civplayah:
6: When Catharsis attempts you slash you, you shrug and kick him across the room. (-8 HP for Catharsis)
ROLL TO DODGE Bratmon:
3: While wondering what the hell is going on, you get sliced by OMNISLASH. (-7 HP)
ROLL TO DODGE rhawn:
2+1=3: You get sliced. Luckily, you're dead, what do you care?
ROLL TO DODGE mythmonster:
3-1=2: You get sliced badly, and lose all your remaining HP. (-6 HP) DEAD.
ROLL TO DODGE TheWesley:
5: You jump out of the way just in time. The OMNISLASH barely touches you. (-1 HP)
ROLL TO DODGE Perfection:
1: Perfection the Zombie is sliced into several pieces. Perfection the Zombie is now DOUBLE DEAD.
Damn it! I didn't get to use my Carrot-That-Fires-Carrots. I will be avenged. 
Milarqui
Deity
I eat my piece of cheese. (Dammit, I lost my HP advantage)
mechaerik
Tuturuu!
As a ghost, I call forth evil spirits so that we may wage war on the living.
