Roll To Dodge 3

[Catharsis]

Dang, that didn't kill as many people as I'd hoped.

Okay, I use the Shiny Sword like a baseball bat, to smack Milarqui's piece of cheese across the room while he's in the process of eating it, thus distracting the mice.

 

[Milarqui]

Dang, that didn't kill as many people as I'd hoped.

Okay, I use the Shiny Sword like a baseball bat, to smack Milarqui's piece of cheese across the room while he's in the process of eating it, thus distracting the mice.

HEY! Stop attacking me!

 

[Catharsis]

I'm not attacking you, I'm attacking the piece of cheese, because I consider it to be a more threatening opponent.

{You wanted comments on your RtD 4 rules, right? The shop idea looks like fun. That's the only way we'll be able to get items and stuff, right? Suitable reward for the inherent risk, and no reward without risk?

On the subject of 'no reward without risk', I think that reserving rolls should be banned in future RtD games: although it contradicts the 'anything goes' mantra, it's just too overpowered if you get a 5 or 6, IMO, because you can just do anything with 100% chance of success. Like the Omnislash thing I just did, although I gotta commend choxorn for having civplayah damage me with his dodge roll 6 - I hadn't considered that possibility when thinking up the strategy. }

 

[Milarqui]

On the why you attack the cheese, I find it rather disheartening that you find the cheese more threatening than me. I did, after all, manage to kill 1 guy and suck 15 HP in total (though, now this is the 2nd most destructive attack after the omnislash attack)

On your comment over RtD4 rules: well, there will be 2 ways to do it: stealing from a shop, or stealing from other player. And yeah, no reserving rolls. It would then be far too easy to get the alert systems to obey you if you were able to get a 6 and reserved it.

 

[rhawn]

Spoiler :

I attempt to blind rhawn with my brilliant light.

I hope you do learn an important X-Mas lesson here civplayah, especially about shining bright lights into little boy's eyes.

Lighthouses have eyeballs?

5(+3 from rhawn's roll)=8: You not only sprout arms, but the wheels become legs. And they are big arms and legs. You have become a GIANT LIGHTHOUSE WITH ARMS AND LEGS!

Oh, and you get Eyeballs.

Another X-Mas miracle! Merry X-Mas, Everyone!

 

[Bratmon]

Catharsis: THAT WAS MINE!!!!!!

I LAUNCH MY UNBRIDLED WRATH (WITH BOTH SWORD AND GRENADE) AT CATHARSIS!

 

[civplayah]

I attack TheWesley for no reason.

 

[Perfection]

Luckily, the brothel card has a GPS unit in it to ensure that it goes to good use. Perfection's fave fling from there, Tiffiny (pictured below) crudely stiches him back together...

Oh please, Lord, Grant me a 6!

 

[mythmonster2]

As I begin floating up into heaven, I unleash one last, desperate wave of energy with the hopes to harm somebody.

 

[choxorn]

although I gotta commend choxorn for having civplayah damage me with his dodge roll 6 - I hadn't considered that possibility when thinking up the strategy. }

Well, I wasn't gonna let you off that easily.

 

[Seon]

I suck the very life out of catharsis using my magical blue eye power. Or somethin'.

 

[Captain2]

Using my ghost powers I summon three spirits to teach everyone the true meaning of Christmas

 

[choxorn]

And now, it are time for an update!

I eat my piece of cheese. (Dammit, I lost my HP advantage)

6: It is a very delicious piece of cheese. You can feel it giving you HP back and healing your wounds! (+8 HP), unless Catharsis knocks it out of your hands.

As a ghost, I call forth evil spirits so that we may wage war on the living.

4: The Evil Spirits are too busy playing Left 4 Dead 2.

Okay, I use the Shiny Sword like a baseball bat, to smack Milarqui's piece of cheese across the room while he's in the process of eating it, thus distracting the mice.

3: You fail to knock the piece of cheese out of Milarqui's hand before he eats it.

I kneel down and hold the bat, while screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then, driven by the mighty power of revenge, I order my mice to attack Catharsis, while I attempt to call the bats ghost to help me.

EDIT: Oh, and when all this is happening, this song plays.

1: The mice don't answer, the bat's ghost stays dead, and the music from Madness Combat makes the Clown and Jesus appear and attack you:

ROLL TO DODGE!
5: Hank appears and kicks both of their asses, teleporting them all back to the movies. You still got injured in the crossfire, though. (-1 HP)

Catharsis: THAT WAS MINE!!!!!!

I LAUNCH MY UNBRIDLED WRATH (WITH BOTH SWORD AND GRENADE) AT CATHARSIS!

2: You find yourself unable to pull the pin out of the holy hand grenade, and just fumble around with it for a few seconds. LOL

I attack TheWesley for no reason.

5: You beat him a few times with your fists. (-8 HP for TheWesley)

Additionally, the D1C3 G0D has become annoyed at his inactivity, and attempts to smite him:

ROLL TO DODGE TheWesley:
4: You still manage to mostly avoid the holy ray of light. (-4 HP)

Luckily, the brothel card has a GPS unit in it to ensure that it goes to good use. Perfection's fave fling from there, Tiffiny (pictured below) crudely stiches him back together...

4: All the Brothel's women can't put you back together again.

As I begin floating up into heaven, I unleash one last, desperate wave of energy with the hopes to harm somebody.

6: You fire a desperate wave of energy at the ground. It hits... (Determines with Random Number Generator)... civplayah.

ROLL TO DODGE civplayah!
4: It hits you, but doesn't hurt you much. (-3 HP)

I suck the very life out of catharsis using my magical blue eye power. Or somethin'.

3: You suck the life force out of one of his toenails.

Using my ghost powers I summon three spirits to teach everyone the true meaning of Christmas

1: The three spirits drag you back down to hell where you belong.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Sorry for missin the update, but here's my action: Still try to get unfrozen from time.

 

[civplayah]

I try to steal Bratomon's grenade.

 

[Milarqui]

I steal Catharsis' sword.

 

[Captain2]

1: The three spirits drag you back down to hell where you belong.

Ah I see, we're using the Jim Carey version

 

[Catharsis]

I pull Milarqui's arm off. Preferably the one he's holding my sword with, if he manages it.

 

[kill fire]

I say "WAZZUUUUUUUUP!" to the D1C3 G0D and ask if he wants to go dance again.

 

[Seon]

I turn into an angel like rhawn.