Roll To Dodge 3

[bestrfcplayer]

I try to find water to put killfire's fire (how ironic) out.

 

[Catharsis]

I pick up that box that I stubbed my toe on, open it, and take what's inside!

EDIT:

I try to find water to put killfire's fire (how ironic) out.

This had better fail. If bestrfcplayer finds water right away, after I spent the whole of the last game trying to find some... then we'll know who's next on the groin-kick list, now won't we

 

[mechaerik]

They're regular glasses, right?


I make the pair of glasses into a weapon.

 

[kill fire]

IF bestrfcplayer is succesful in putting me out, I command my mice to eat Diamondeye's eyes. If not I stick with the hugging Diamondeye thing.

 

[rhawn]

Edit: I've been a good boy. I get a present from Sinterklaus.

 

[civplayah]

I shine my light around the room to see what I can find.

 

[Seon]

I summon a fire elemental.

 

[TheWesley]

Is it too late to sign up for this?

 

[Terrance888]

(Wasn't 4 'Marginal Success?', Cuz then I win SOMETHING!!!)

I become a volcano god to blast my firey powers at Kill fire.

 

[choxorn]

The chance of something good happening depends on how over the top the action is. Yours was too over the top to make anything good happen.

 

[Perfection]

I attempt to make my nose glow!

 

[choxorn]

Is it too late to sign up for this?

No. Welcome to the game.

 

[Milarqui]

I decide to imitate E.T. and have my index shine a lot.

 

[TheWesley]

I do nothing.

(EDIT: In case there is any ambiguity, that is actually my action)

 

[Diamondeye]

I put Kill Fire inside a giant lantern so that I can use him as a (somewhat immobile) lamp!

 

[Seon]

I find my weapon

 

[Bratmon]

Awesome.

I open one of those boxes.

 

[mythmonster2]

I smash open one of the boxes.

 

[choxorn]

Time for an update, and I welcome the two new players. We're getting big, so I'll close the signups after the next update or two.

I try to find water to put killfire's fire (how ironic) out.

3: You pick up a bucket of water and throw it at him. You throw it so weakly it only goes two inches. HAHAHAHA

I pick up that box that I stubbed my toe on, open it, and take what's inside!

4: You find a shiny sword. IT SHINES!

They're regular glasses, right?

I make the pair of glasses into a weapon.

1: The glasses spontaneously explode in your hands. (-8 hp)

IF bestrfcplayer is succesful in putting me out, I command my mice to eat Diamondeye's eyes. If not I stick with the hugging Diamondeye thing.

1: You hug yourself. The fire burns even hotter. (-5 hp)

Edit: I've been a good boy. I get a present from Sinterklaus.

6: Sinterklaus comes down from the sky and gives you 3 nicely wrapped presents. Opening them is a free action.

I shine my light around the room to see what I can find.

1: You see Perfection doing something you never wanted to see, ever. This actually hurts your brain so much you lose hp. (-5 hp)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Cannot unsee! (20 Gamerscore)

I summon a fire elemental.

2: A spark appears.

I become a volcano god to blast my firey powers at Kill fire.

5: You have successfully become the volcano god! However, you still can't fire lava at someone who's miles away from you. Oh, and you're for some reason not immune to lava damage from the volcano. (-3 hp)

EFFECT ADDED: Volcano God. You can make lava. But there is a chance of you exploding spectacularly.

I attempt to make my nose glow!

4: You sneeze. Your nose is looking red, at least.

I decide to imitate E.T. and have my index shine a lot.

5: Your index finger starts glowing for no reason. This strangely attracts the bats.

ROLL TO DODGE!
2: They bite the glowing finger off. (-6 hp)

I do nothing.

(EDIT: In case there is any ambiguity, that is actually my action)

4: You do almost nothing, but still manage to fart.

I put Kill Fire inside a giant lantern so that I can use him as a (somewhat immobile) lamp!

5: Kill fire is put in a giant immoble lantern. Unfortunately, putting him in the lantern burned you. (-2 hp), but, you can still see the surrounding area! And he's immobile until he escapes the lantern!

Awesome.

I open one of those boxes.

6: You find the almighty Infinity Sword, The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and some Vanilla Ice Cream.

I smash open one of the boxes.

4: You are left with the splintered remains of a box, a first aid kit, and an AK-47 with no ammo.

 

[TheWesley]

I attempt to teleport to whoever commisioned the building of the dark room I'm in in the first place.