Roll To Dodge 3

[Bratmon]

I pick up my new items.

 

[choxorn]

You're, um, already holding them...

 

[Captain2]

I try to find a batman costume to appease the bats

 

[choxorn]

Hey, kids! You know what time it is, right? Well, yes, it's 8:50, but it's also UPDATE TIME!

I attempt to teleport to whoever commisioned the building of the dark room I'm in in the first place.

3: You attempt to teleport, but you don't have enough mana/runes/energy/whatever.

I regrow my finger using my hidden-till-now super-healing powers

5: Your finger suddenly grows back, minus the glow. And you get (+3 hp)

I check my pockets for some sort of illumination source (with my nonboogered hand, of course)

5: You find a flashlight. Meanwhile, the boogers turn acidic and start dissolving your other hand. (-2 hp)

I build a fearsome CARROT GOLEM, with which to smite my enemies.

1: You turn your penis into a carrot. One of the bats eats it. (-12 hp)

I reflect the light from the burning kill fire lantern into mythmonster's eyes using my SHINY sword, so I can steal his first aid kit.

5: Your shiny sword reflects the light into mythmonster's eyes, causing him to trip and throw the first aid kit into the air.

ROLL TO DODGE!
6: You flawlessly sidestep the kit and catch it, with nothing being displaced.

I build a screen so that the light from the KillFireLantern will shine in the shape of a batman-logo, to attract the bats to attack anyone stupid enough to get close (that would include myself, sadly).

4: Killfirelantern now has a batman logo glued to him, although it is crude. The bats ignore it.

I find my trade mark survival kit.

6: You find the Survival Kit, TM. Free Action to Open.

I summon water over myself to put the fire out.

6: You summon a torrent of water inside the lantern, putting the fire out. Unfortunately, now you're trapped inside a water-filled lantern, drowning, and it's dark. LOLOLOL

EFFECT LOST: I'm on Fire! You're no longer on fire.

EFFECT ADDED: Drowning! You are drowning and will die in 3 turns if you don't escape.

I am ever so excited and joyful that Sinterklaus gave me not one, not two... but three gifts. As good of a boy as I've been I only open one gift, I begin by slowing peeling the tape at the edge and neatly unwrap it. In the spirit of X-Mas I give my other gifts to other players, one goes to :rolls dice:

Spoiler :

Perfection

and the other to :rolls dice:

Spoiler :

Captain2

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6: It seems you chose the right gift to keep! And it was boosted by your generosity. You get a Lightsaber, a Rocket Launcher, some Tough, Shiny Armor, and a hamburger. All in 1 Package! Meanwhile, Your gifts for Perfection and Captain2 are thrown to them:

ROLL TO DODGE Perfection!
5: You catch the present, but get a paper cut from the gift card. (-1 hp)

ROLL TO DODGE Captain2!
5: The Exact same thing happens to you. Wow! (-1 hp)

However, rhawn's shiny new stuff attracts the bats:
1: They mercilessly attack you, and eat the hamburger. (-11 hp)

I use my powers to turn put some more Fire onto Kill Fire's Fire lamp!

1: You summon a bunch of lava on top of yourself, which burns you badly. (-12 hp) and you're still inside the volcano. (-3 hp)

I take out the AK-47 and threaten people who don't know its out of ammo with it.

5: A few brownie midget zombies appear, are scared by the AK-47, and run away, dropping a mysterious box, which you pick up.

I try to speed up time so that its december 21st 2012.

1: You freeze yourself in time. Everyone else is unaffected.

EFFECT ADDED: Frozen in time: You can't do anything unless you roll a 6, die, or someone or something else unfreezes you somehow.

ACHIEVEMENT: LOL EPIC FAIL: No one has ever failed as hard as you just did. Well, okay, maybe a few. (1 Gamerscore)

I shank bestrfcplayer with a shard from the glasses.

3: You barely manage to scrape him, even though he can't move. (-1 hp for bestrfcplayer)

I pick up my new items.

You already had them, nothing happens.

I try to find a batman costume to appease the bats

1: Your costume is terrible. They are enraged and attack you.

ROLL TO DODGE!
2: They bite you a lot. (-9 hp)

 

[kill fire]

I teleport to the D1C3 G0D's house so we can chill again.

 

[TheWesley]

Out of sadism (and desire for a rules experiment), I try to stop killfire teleporting.

 

[kill fire]

Okay then, I change my action to: I call the D1C3 G0D so he can pick me up and we can chill again.

 

[TheWesley]

In case that works (does "multiple actions at once" count later posts after an intiial one), I will switch to attempting to punch my way out of the room.

 

[kill fire]

You know what I'll just reserve the outcome of this roll for later.

 

[choxorn]

THE ALMIGHTY GAME MASTER, GOD OF THE GAME WORLD, APPEARS IN THE SKY.

I command that you two pick an action and stick with it instead of just changing it everytime the other changes it. Srsly its getting annoying.

Yes, you can change your actions, just quit doing it so damn much.

NOW BEGONE BEFORE I STEP ON YOU WITH MY GIANT FOOT!

 

[rhawn]

Ouch, ouch, ouch. What nasty little creatures bats are! What was Sinterklaus thinking when he packed this gift? All I wanted was a green power ranger action figure. I'm sure one of his Elves made a mistake when packing this present. My mother would be very dismayed if she knew I was irresponsible and played with things only grown ups should touch. I leave the rocket launcher and the light saber on the ground. These are gifts for naughty boys, not a good boy like I. I like the shiny armor, I will put it on and play knights and knaves!

 

[TheWesley]

Despite my circumstances, I attempt to raise an army.

 

[kill fire]

rhawn, Sinterklaus knows when you've been good or bad. You can act all innocent, but he knows why you were in the bathroom so long.

 

[Milarqui]

I pray to the Almighty God that a solution may present itself in order to rid myself of the evil bats and players.

 

[Diamondeye]

I pick up the bazooka and begin to hunt bats with it

 

[Catharsis]

I chop Milarqui's hands off before he can finish praying.

 

[Captain2]

I open my gift

 

[Perfection]

I wipe my boogers on Captain2 and open gift.

 

[Seon]

I open th survival kit.

 

[Winston Hughes]

I grow myself a new carrot penis, to replace the old fleshy one that the bats are currently feasting on.