Milarqui
Deity
I regrow my finger using my hidden-till-now super-healing powers
IF I SNEEZE HARD ENOUGH TO MAKE MY NOSE RED IT WOULD BE PRODUCTIVE. I ALSO ALWAYS COVER MY NOSE WHEN I SNEEZE. I THEREFORE DEMAND THAT YOU ADD A HANDFUL OF BOOGERS TO MY ITEMS LIST.
I summon water over myself to put the fire out.
You're in for a world of groin-stabbing if you manage it
Sorry, your not my type.
Now that's not a nice thing to say to a guy with a sword.
If sign ups are still open I'd love to join, just not sure if they've closed yet or not