Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[GenMarshall]

After a little victory break; Rebecca, Bill, and I head to the nearest hospital

(Note: If anyone wishes whom I made a pact with can certainly join me if they too need medical attention)

 

[!!!!!]

i kill remake and take all of his stuff

 

[Anonymoose]

I begin the moose-cult of the flying spaghetti monster.

 

[Abaddon]

I find killfires body.

 

[landlubber]

I ask a local if she knows where an omnipotent person may be hiding.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

The Rhino attempts to resolve the fight.

6: He charges full tilt into the problem.

Since my Max HP is higher, I heal up to my new max HP, and higher if possible.

3 (4): You pull a muscle for 10 damage.

I do a system diagnoses and repair.

Something's locked down your controls.

I ascend to heaven and claim my 72 virgins for my suicide bombing.

1: Don't you know the Qur’ān condemns suicide? You are banished to Hell.

After a little victory break; Rebecca, Bill, and I head to the nearest hospital

4: There's a waiting line stretching down the city block.

i kill remake and take all of his stuff

10: You don't know where he is.

I begin the moose-cult of the flying spaghetti monster.

14: By His Noodly Appendage!

I find killfires body.

10: Nope, still not on the island.

I ask a local if she knows where an omnipotent person may be hiding.

1: "Right behind you."
ROLL TO DODGE!
15: You swing around and block the attack.

 

[Seon]

I navigate through the dimension towards the light.

 

[choxorn]

I eat food, which somehow heals me.

 

[civplayah]

I tell everyone to calm down.

 

[landlubber]

I defeat my attacker and win the game.

 

[!!!!!]

i heal my self

 

[Abaddon]

I complete my sorceror training by teleporting above remake20, landing on him, killing him, and take his stuff.

 

[GenMarshall]

...I have Rebecca Chambers heal me instead.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I navigate through the dimension towards the light.

Movement risks injury. You are unable to move.

I eat food, which somehow heals me.

20 (20): The chupaqueso supercharges you to a total of 120 hitpoints.

I tell everyone to calm down.

9: Your voice is drowned out by the commotion.

I defeat my attacker and win the game.

2: Mad Kung Fu action relieves you of 20 hitpoints.

i heal my self

20 (20): You restore yourself to full wellness.

I complete my sorceror training by teleporting above remake20, landing on him, killing him, and take his stuff.

14: You crush him.

I have Rebecca Chambers heal me instead.

5 (6): She doesn't clean the wound first and dirt erodes 6 hitpoints.

 

[Seon]

Understand this dimension.

 

[choxorn]

Hmm, TheBladeRoden's been gone for about 4 months. Better just take him out. I take my Space Marines and Spartans onto the Helicopter and fly to his location.

 

[GenMarshall]

God damn it with the bad rolls! I get healed at the Hospital ASAP!!!

 

[Abaddon]

So did I get his stuff or not? An am I now a sorcer?

If so, teleport to civg's location, if not collect up stuff.

 

[!!!!!]

no, i get all of his (remake20) stuff

 

[Anonymoose]

By the divine right of the Flying spaghetti monster cult, I construct a holy moose temple.