Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Double A]

My OTHER Covenant ships blast KFC.

Remember, I have, like, 10 or something.

 

[mythmonster2]

I fire at the beam with the Ultimate Weapon.

 

[kill fire]

My OTHER Covenant ships blast KFC.

Remember, I have, like, 10 or something.

None the less while your on the ground I have the advantage.

I fire at the beam with the Ultimate Weapon.

Sweet, the explosion will be even more powerful and cause even more damage to Double A.

 

[Double A]

Fine. Instead of targetting KFC, my ships melt all of his minions.

 

[kill fire]

And technically you don't know where they are. Sorry, I just love doing this.

 

[Double A]

They're in Ukraine somewhere, right?

My ships can glass the entire country of Ukraine.

This is repeated until every square centimeter of the planet is destroyed; depending on the planet, the technology and the number of ships in the Covenant fleet, it can take the Covenant a minimum of some hours, or up to two days to glass a planet.

It probably won't take long with 10 ships to glass one country. Sorry Ukrainians, this is more important.

 

[kill fire]

But aren't you in Ukrain too? Also, it technically it just says their elsewhere, and since Horace is a wizard and can teleport himself and others, that could be literally anywhere.

 

[Double A]

Fine.

HORACE DIES.

 

[!!!!!]

i build a medical lab in my house

 

[Abaddon]

I find a lucky charm

 

[Seon]

Cover myself in nihilistic text capable of withstanding an atomic bomb's worth of magic and miracles.

 

[civplayah]

Well, I don't care. I want my eye back!!! But can you do me a favor, chimp? Wash your hands good in the river. Don't want an eye infection.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I sing a soft melody to calm them down.

16: You pacify them as you arrange for proper transport.

I call the team of Spartans from the last round to come help me.

7 (8): And how do you call them?

I fire an energy beam at Double A.

16 (18): You blast him out of 32 hitpoints.

I fire at the beam with the Ultimate Weapon.

5: You miss. Debris flies into your face for 10 damage.

HORACE DIES.

1: Sensing your intentions, he launches a pre-emptive strike that knocks 40 hitpoints out of you.

i build a medical lab in my house

12: You construct a rudimentary clinic.

I find a lucky charm

9: You find a charm, but its luck is all used up.

Cover myself in nihilistic text capable of withstanding an atomic bomb's worth of magic and miracles.

20: Success, Nietzsche.

Wash your hands good in the river. Don't want an eye infection.

2: WATER SNAKE!
ROLL TO DODGE!
20: Not only do you best the snake, you somehow manage to use it to clean out your eye.

 

[choxorn]

7 (8): And how do you call them?

I find a phone, and use it to call in the Spartan team from last round.

 

[kill fire]

Revenge is sweet. I continue the assault with more energy attacks.

 

[civplayah]

The chimp puts it back in.

 

[!!!!!]

i invent some medical thingy in my rudimentary clinic

 

[landlubber]

I dock at the island, get off the boat, and get them to the school.

 

[Double A]

Her Doktor heals me to full health, since he escaped too, because he respawned next to me.

 

[Abaddon]

I make a sandcastle