Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

I debate with CivGeneral on the meaning of pacifism.

 

[mythmonster2]

Heal up the nearest person. Stupid Hippocratic oath.

 

[GenMarshall]

I debate with CivGeneral on the meaning of pacifism.

Dude! I'd rather fight, not be treated like a doormat!

 

[Seon]

You are angry. Anger leads to Hate. Hate Leads to Suffering. That is the Path... of the Dark Side of the Force.

 

[Double A]

And cookies.

 

[Seon]

And cookies.

And that too.

 

[!!!!!]

i take anther stab at it

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I'm not a pacifist!!

3: Your internal contradictions sap your sanity by two points.

A meteor hits the earth.

11 (14): Meanwhile in England, an Earthcrosser has just become very happy.

We arrive at the final destination.

4: You push the engines beyond a safe threshold, causing an explosion in the ship's stern.

I debate with CivGeneral on the meaning of pacifism.

16 (15): You open with the question whether pacifism is a complete renouncement of violence in intent, or merely in action.

Heal up the nearest person. Stupid Hippocratic oath.

14 (20): You restore Seon to full health.

i take anther stab at it

7: The signal is disrupted by the explosion.

 

[GenMarshall]

God damn it! How the hell am I going to best Bagel man! Your pissing me off dices!

Bagel Man explodes

 

[Abaddon]

Nanobots fix the ship, and we finally arrive.

 

[Double A]

God damn it! How the hell am I going to best Bagel man! Your pissing me off dices!

I refuse to be a pacifist!

Try this:

"Bagel Man explodes."

That's not my action. My action is "Abbadon explodes."

 

[mythmonster2]

Contemplate my purpose in life.

 

[Seon]

I tell CivGeneral that true Pacifism is in both spirit and deed, thus any thought that can possibly lead to the death of another is an act of a non-pacifist.

 

[GenMarshall]

I tell CivGeneral that true Pacifism is in both spirit and deed, thus any thought that can possibly lead to the death of another is an act of a non-pacifist.

Will you quit it!!! How in the world am I suppose to best Bagel man!! Being a pacifist does not CUT IT!!!!

 

[Seon]

There are other ways to defeat a fierce adversary than staining your hands with blood, young padawan.

 

[GenMarshall]

There are other ways to defeat a fierce adversary than staining your hands with blood, young padawan.

 

[!!!!!]

i give names to all the things in my kitchen and then start a trading card collection for people to buy

 

[Red_Spy]

Can people still join? If so I play with fire.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Bagel Man explodes

You're not a Scanner.

Nanobots fix the ship, and we finally arrive.

8: Unfortunately, you blood is incompatible with the ship's structure.

My action is "Abbadon explodes."

You're not a Scanner.

Contemplate my purpose in life.

2 (3): You sink into existential despair, impeding all your rolls by -4.

I tell CivGeneral that true Pacifism is in both spirit and deed, thus any thought that can possibly lead to the death of another is an act of a non-pacifist.

15 (14): And right you are: malicious intent is also a criterion for auto-fail.

i give names to all the things in my kitchen and then start a trading card collection for people to buy

15: Kitchenmon is bound to be a hit, but first you have to track down a manufacturer.

Can people still join? If so I play with fire.

8: There's fire down in the engine room, but you don't have security clearance to get there.

(Also, specify a quest for !!!!! to complete for you.)

 

[Seon]

I convert !!!!! to pacifism.