Roll to Dodge:space age

[GhostWriter16]

I send another invasion force to conquer Earth, armed with Rocket Launchers.

 

[W|M]

I fire superheated plasma at Perfection's planet.

 

[Omega124]

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I don't think you understood last turn's orders. The Autos were supposed to be on Earth, /defending/ the planet, not attacking The Jerkinators

 

[Perfection]

I turn the gas bomb into a fart sprayer that heals my planet!

 

[!!!!!]

I invest my planet's entire budget into military spending.

3: in 3000 turns you will have a ship (time can be shortened by other rolls)

I destroy Perfections planet

6:you beat the shields down to 50 hp

I send another invasion force to conquer Earth, armed with Rocket Launchers.

6:you fire missiles to do 50 hp

I fire superheated plasma at Perfection's planet.

3: your fresh out of super heated plasma

I don't think you understood last turn's orders. The Autos were supposed to be on Earth, /defending/ the planet, not attacking The Jerkinators

3:bumblebee destroys 1 missile (10) hp

I turn the gas bomb into a fart sprayer that heals my planet!

2(3):you can't figure how to do that

 

[Omega124]

I destroy the Jerkinator's Planet with Sweet Corn Doomsday Missles

 

[W|M]

I make more superheated plasma.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find a crack squad of constructon men to speed up the ship's construction.

 

[Abaddon]

I destroy Jerktopia of Planet Jerkworld once and for all! Stealing its pooey happyness in the process.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

Ahaha! THe astroid will crash into Jerktopia next turn, and my ship is built! I immeadiatly begin colonizing other planets

 

[Perfection]

I launch the gas bomb onto Abaddon's ship.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I set up a military junta on the newly conquered Earth.

 

[!!!!!]

I destroy the Jerkinator's Planet with Sweet Corn Doomsday Missles

5:you take out 10 shields

I make more superheated plasma.

4:your still out

I find a crack squad of constructon men to speed up the ship's construction.

5: they leave after taking of 1 turn

I destroy Jerktopia of Planet Jerkworld once and for all! Stealing its pooey happyness in the process.

6: his shields are down now to land and conqure

Ahaha! THe astroid will crash into Jerktopia next turn, and my ship is built! I immeadiatly begin colonizing other planets

7: (see last paragraph for details on how to colonize) you gain an oxygen maker find a nice ice planet to colonize on (still have to explore) and start training the exploration men(3 turns)

I launch the gas bomb onto Abaddon's ship.

2: it lands in your barracks leaving your planet completely defenseless

I set up a military junta on the newly conquered Earth.

1: you hit your planet for 50 damage

 

[GhostWriter16]

In retaliation for this mishap, I execute everyone on planet Earth.

 

[Omega124]

In retaliation for this mishap, I execute everyone on planet Earth.

You don't control Earth.

I finish the Jerkinator's planet.

 

[GhostWriter16]

You don't control Earth.

I finish the Jerkinator's planet.

Yes I do, I conquered it with Rocket Launchers a couple of turns ago.

 

[W|M]

I throw a stone at Perfy's planet.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I shoot the sheriff but not his deputy

 

[!!!!!]

Yes I do, I conquered it with Rocket Launchers a couple of turns ago.

you need to take down the shields before you conquer it so no you don't have control of it

 

[Abaddon]

I land and conquer