Roll to Dodge:space age

[Perfection]

I trick the two invading forces into fighting each other in the great fields of poo.

 

[GhostWriter16]

you need to take down the shields before you conquer it so no you don't have control of it

Oh, well then: I send a spy into the shield generator with the goal being to disable it.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I attack !!!! for not giving me a decent bonus!

 

[!!!!!]

You don't control Earth.
I finish the Jerkinator's planet.

1:you get stuck in poo destroying your ship and are now trapped on his platet

I throw a stone at Perfy's planet.

2:you look around for a rock and then trip bumping into your shield generator doing 10 damage

I shoot the sheriff but not his deputy

2: more like he shoots you ROLL TO DODGE
6: he misses

I land and conquer

6:it is now under your control

I trick the two invading forces into fighting each other in the great fields of poo.

your planet is no more

Oh, well then: I send a spy into the shield generator with the goal being to disable it.

6: it is disabled for 1 turn

I attack !!!! for not giving me a decent bonus!

4:they have left

 

[Darth Caesar]

I unleash my entire armed forces on some random part of the galaxy while I shoot myself.

 

[Abaddon]

Why is it burnt? I said conquer.. and i rolled a 6...

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I annoy jigsaw

 

[GhostWriter16]

Now that the shields are down, I take over the government and set up a military junta.

 

[W|M]

I drink water.

 

[Abaddon]

Jerktopia of Planet Jerkworld: Rebuild Shields

The Moomin Galactic Empire of planet Exacol: Train up a leader for Jerktopia.

 

[!!!!!]

please choose 1 action

 

[Abaddon]

But I have two planets now!

 

[!!!!!]

2 planets dose not mean 2 actions sorry

 

[Abaddon]

Bah, fine, well I suppose Jerktopia uses poo to recreate its shield...

 

[Perfection]

The poo underground seizes the Plasma Weapon

 

[!!!!!]

perfection, you are out

 

[!!!!!]

I unleash my entire armed forces on some random part of the galaxy while I shoot myself.

6:your armed forces find a decent cheese planet and you miss your self with the bullet but it travels through space and knocks over the biggest tower and knocks it over and turns off the shield

I annoy jigsaw

3: you are mute

Now that the shields are down, I take over the government and set up a military junta.

6:you have them as prisoners
omega you still can roll

I drink water.

1: it tastes horrible you spit it out on your shield generator and your shields are down until you fix it

Bah, fine, well I suppose Jerktopia uses poo to recreate its shield...

7:it is more than it was at 300

 

[Darth Caesar]

I go back in time to make sure I don't spill cofee on myself.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I fall into infinity

 

[Abaddon]

Jerktopia begins to train up a leader.. by throwing poo at him.