Roll to Dodge:space age

[Duke Blackstone]

Planet: Ja
Civilization: The Moomin Galactic Imperium
Leader: Imperator Lomar
Type: Planet

Begin the creation of Dalek (a moon sized superspaceship)

 

[Abaddon]

I fire lava at perfections world

 

[Omega124]

I marry a Wallonian to further cement cultural unity.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I build another fleet of cloaking plasma torpedo armed ships.

 

[Perfection]

I drink all the water in the water world and urinate it back out to make a pee world to go with my poop world.

 

[!!!!!]

I build a 丸 (Maru, or merchant ship)

5:you now have a Maru

Begin the creation of Dalek (a moon sized superspaceship)

6:you find that it will take 6 turns to build but will serve as a colonization ship and a war ship

I fire lava at perfections world

7:you do 50 damage and get the super weapon

I marry a Wallonian to further cement cultural unity.

4:she doesn't like you

I build another fleet of cloaking plasma torpedo armed ships.

4:you don't have the supply to make more

I drink all the water in the water world and urinate it back out to make a pee world to go with my poop world.

1: you accidentally drink lava from abaddon's weapon causing you to die and the people of jerktopia go wild without a leader causing 10 damage to your shields per turn

 

[Duke Blackstone]

I use mining tugs to fire a massive astroid at the Jerkenators.

 

[Abaddon]

I double my efforts and fire more and more Lava

 

[W|M]

I trade internally.

 

[Omega124]

I build a space fleet large enough to conquor the galaxy!

 

[GhostWriter16]

I try to recruit Mr. Spock.

 

[Perfection]

Lady Jerkerella (who is now the designated leader) Creates the ultimate weapon: A SPACE PLUNGER!

 

[Darth Caesar]

Can I join?

 

[!!!!!]

Can I join?

yes just post planet, leader, civ, planet type, and action

 

[Darth Caesar]

Leader: Emperor Darth Caesar
Civ: Awesonians
Planet: Awesonia
Planet Type: Ecumenopolis (Whole Planet Is One Big City)

I construct an invasion fleet.

 

[!!!!!]

I use mining tugs to fire a massive astroid at the Jerkenators.

7: oh it's more than massive (hitting in 3 turns)

I double my efforts and fire more and more Lava

5:you fire a 10 damage squirt

I trade internally.

6:you get 700 dollars

I build a space fleet large enough to conquor the galaxy!

3 yo need supply to do that also

I try to recruit Mr. Spock.

5: you got him; live long and prosper

Lady Jerkerella (who is now the designated leader) Creates the ultimate weapon: A SPACE PLUNGER!

you start it (10 turns) if tried can make faster

Leader: Emperor Darth Caesar
Civ: Awesonians
Planet: Awesonia
Planet Type: Ecumenopolis (Whole Planet Is One Big City)

I construct an invasion fleet.

2:you accidentally build an evil ship ROLL TO DODGE
7:it is not evil

 

[Darth Caesar]

I build an army of Giant Death Robots to go with my new ship.

 

[Perfection]

My peoples land on the asteroid, eat it and turn it into wonderful poop which and bring us joy and happiness.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

May I join
Planet: Wassssssabi
Civilization: The Galactic Empire of Annoying Fruit
Leader: Annoying Orange
Type: Fruit planet
Goal: Be the most annoying force in zie universe

 

[Perfection]

Being an obnoxious jerk is my racket, get your own