Roll to Dodge:space age

[Omega124]

I drop Sweet Corn bombs all over at The Jerkanator's planet.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Being an obnoxious jerk is my racket, get your own

Why?

 

[W|M]

I boast to everyone about not having ever lost a war.

 

[Perfection]

I drop Sweet Corn bombs all over at The Jerkanator's planet.

Horray for corn poopies!

Why?

God works in mysterious ways.

 

[!!!!!]

May I join
Planet: Wassssssabi
Civilization: The Galactic Empire of Annoying Fruit
Leader: Annoying Orange
Type: Fruit planet
Goal: Be the most annoying force in zie universe

post an action

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I ask the inhabiters of a planet why until they die of boredom

 

[Perfection]

I ask the inhabiters of a planet why until they die of boredom

Too bad it's your own planet.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I have Spock to Vulcan Nerve Pinch everyone on Planet Earth.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Too bad it's your own planet.

Ya I know we killed of the pears when he said stop making fun of my name

 

[!!!!!]

sorry guys don't think I can post a update until Tuesday

 

[!!!!!]

I build an army of Giant Death Robots to go with my new ship.

5: you build 1 in 10 turns

My peoples land on the asteroid, eat it and turn it into 6:wonderful poop which and bring us joy and happiness.

you gain a +1 to all poop related rolls

I drop Sweet Corn bombs all over at The Jerkanator's planet.

7:you do 50 damage

I boast to everyone about not having ever lost a war.

3:every body on your planet knows

I ask the inhabiters of a planet why until they die of boredom

2:you can't talk for some reason

I have Spock to Vulcan Nerve Pinch everyone on Planet Earth.

5:there all knocked out

 

[Darth Caesar]

I recruit and army of Flying Pirate Cyborg Ninjas.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

I invest my whole planetary budget into technology! Well, the part not involved in building the super massive space ship next turn

 

[GhostWriter16]

I send an invasion force to conquer Earth.

 

[Omega124]

I hire Optimius Prime and the rest of the Autobots to help humanity while I'm busy attacking the Jerkinator.

 

[Perfection]

I use the corn dropped on me to make fabulous corn poopies (the bestest kind of poop of all)!

 

[W|M]

I remind everyone that they are mistaken, and that I've never lost a war.

 

[!!!!!]

I recruit and army of Flying Pirate Cyborg Ninjas.

7:there is more than you expected

I invest my whole planetary budget into technology! Well, the part not involved in building the super massive space ship next turn

5:you gain +1 to all tech rolls

I send an invasion force to conquer Earth.

4:the evasion force is going to a birthday party and can't make it

I hire Optimius Prime and the rest of the Autobots to help humanity while I'm busy attacking the Jerkinator.

6: you plant a gas bomb doing 15 per turn and only bumblebee can make it

I use the corn dropped on me to make fabulous corn poopies (the bestest kind of poop of all)!

3(4):you can't find any of the corn

I remind everyone that they are mistaken, and that I've never lost a war.

6: they want to help so they help you make 2 plasma-torpedo armed space vessels

 

[Darth Caesar]

I invest my planet's entire budget into military spending.

 

[Abaddon]

I destroy Perfections planet