Roll to Dodge:space age

[!!!!!]

I send my Plasma Armed Ship to destroy whatever Duke Blackstone is using to attack me.

2:it has been sabotaged
ROLL TO DODGE
4:it can not fly

I again attack the deathstar, fake aiming for a small exhaust port on its side, unprotected by its shields, and instead dropping a powerful bomb down its laser retina.

1:spock beams up and nerve pinches you(you will not be able to post an action next turn)

You really didn't need to post that...
Orders: Build evacuation pods, and evacuate the leader...

3:there is not enough time

I sell products from mines, with minimum-wage workers.

6:you strike a huge mine of tiberium you will gain $250/turn for 5 turns

Huzzah, now my "workers" will truly be "happy".
I conduct a fancy financial campaign to make lots of cash to build a fleet with.

6:you now gain $50/ turn

 

[Abaddon]

Jerktopia does not explode and instead tranfigures into gold.

 

[W|M]

I search for more valuable deposits.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I send Spock to kill Duke Blackstone (Or wound him if that's powergaming) since he's stunned.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I mine for some volatile nuclear materials. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[KaiserElectric]

Ca-caw, ca-caw!

 

[GhostWriter16]

PLEASE don't let this die now!

 

[!!!!!]

Jerktopia does not explode and instead tranfigures into gold.

6:there is a loud bang... then one of your advisers tells you that all the water on the planet has become black gold also the was has stoped

I search for more valuable deposits.

5:you find another chamber of the cave giving you 6 turns till it is out

I send Spock to kill Duke Blackstone (Or wound him if that's powergaming) since he's stunned.

5:the orders don't come across right so Spock goes to "chill duke blackstone" he has 4 turns to live but he can post again

I mine for some volatile nuclear materials. What could possibly go wrong?

1:your miners light a mach to see and it makes the materials blow up causing your shields to be completely turned off. and no $50 this turn

 

[W|M]

I stockpile some valuable material to drive the price up.

 

[Abaddon]

I colonise the golden planet.

 

[Double A]

There are Klingons on Uranus.

 

[KaiserElectric]

FIX THOSE SHIELDS!

caps

 

[Duke Blackstone]

While listening to cooool R&B, I ignite Domminations planet to keep me warm. Missiles AWAY!

 

[GhostWriter16]

I send Ambassador Spock to conduct private negotiations with High-ranking members of Blackstone's government, with the goal being to bribe them to overthrow Blackstone and set up a government that is in alliance with Romulus.

 

[!!!!!]

I stockpile some valuable material to drive the price up.

2: some man is angry at the prices and tries to disable the shield gererator
ROLL TO DODGE
5: you put him in jail

I colonise the golden planet.

you do not meet the requirements to colonize a planet

to colonize on another planet you will need: colonization ship, oxygen maker, shield generator, a leader for that planet(training takes 10 turns), and you must explore that planet first(space ship, crew(training takes 3 turns),(exploring takes 5 turns))no roll can shorten the time

There are Klingons on Uranus.

4: no there are not

FIX THOSE SHIELDS!
caps

1(2) : there is a you are waiting on some parts that should arrive in 2 turns

While listening to cooool R&B, I ignite Domminations planet to keep me warm. Missiles AWAY!

6: you blast through his first layer of shields

I send Ambassador Spock to conduct private negotiations with High-ranking members of Blackstone's government, with the goal being to bribe them to overthrow Blackstone and set up a government that is in alliance with Romulus.

3: they cannot be bribed

 

[GhostWriter16]

I reenforce the shields for protection.

 

[W|M]

I sell my rare materials for really high prices.

 

[Abaddon]

I build a spaceship and send my exploration men out to any available planet

 

[Double A]

I overthrow the government of the golden planet.

 

[KaiserElectric]

While I wait for the supplies, I begin construction of a Black Cannon (From Advance Wars 2).