Roll to Dodge:space age

[Duke Blackstone]

I become a twilight vampire, and throw a sparkly rainbow of fruityness at the deathstar. It can not resist my power over its teenage girls

 

[Abaddon]

I am going to bed on a high...

 

[GhostWriter16]

I offer a one billion dollar reward to whichever of my men fixes the Death Star so that the cooldown period is made unnecessary.

 

[W|M]

4000 credits is like 400 million dollars, and even I can barely get that...

 

[!!!!!]

I attack the Death Star with the X-Wings.

3:the death star destroys them

I continue to cause havoc.

3: no havoc for you

I build my spaceship faster

1: your space ship is waiting on some parts...

I become a twilight vampire, and throw a sparkly rainbow of fruityness at the deathstar. It can not resist my power over its teenage girls

6:they go crazy and the turrets go offline and they knock down the shields too

I offer a one billion dollar reward to whichever of my men fixes the Death Star so that the cooldown period is made unnecessary.

6: he knows the secret but he needs $1,000,000,000

 

[Abaddon]

I steal a ship from someone else.

 

[Double A]

Sad face

I probe Uranus for methane.

 

[W|M]

I hire someone to fire a bazooka into the exhaust pipe in the Death Star.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I pay him one trillion dollars for it.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

I send Bonny and Clide to rob Domminations evil overlord bank, taking all of his money (around 6 Trillion Dollars).

 

[GhostWriter16]

I think its time for an update.

 

[!!!!!]

yes sorry i can not do it now i will do it tomorrow

 

[!!!!!]

I steal a ship from someone else.

4: I don't think so

Sad face
I probe Uranus for methane.

6: it is rich with it

I hire someone to fire a bazooka into the exhaust pipe in the Death Star.

2: the death star is aiming at you
ROLL TO DODGE
1:it lakes out half of your planet

I pay him one trillion dollars for it.

4: you still don't have the money

I send Bonny and Clide to rob Domminations evil overlord bank, taking all of his money (around 6 Trillion Dollars).

7:what do you know he dose have the money...oh no he dose not

 

[Abaddon]

I steal another ship

 

[W|M]

But what happened with the bazooka guy?

 

[Duke Blackstone]

Now that Dommination is broke, he cant afford the morgage on the Deathstar, so I buy it from the Bank for a fraction of its cost!

 

[!!!!!]

I steal another ship

5: a ship is in sight

Now that Dommination is broke, he cant afford the morgage on the Deathstar, so I buy it from the Bank for a fraction of its cost!

4: the bank is not ready to sell

But what happened with the bazooka guy?

you could not get him before the death star fired at you

 

[Duke Blackstone]

I instead use the money to start a religious revolt on his planet, the worship of the Game God !!!!!, with myself as his prophet.

 

[W|M]

I fund patriot rebels to defect to me.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I fire the Death Star, completely frying DB's planet.