Roll To Dodge: What Happned During World War Two!

[Tee Kay]

I very nicely ask the guards to let me go free.

 

[Omega124]

I yell, "God Save the King", go into my Bomber, and fire its machine guns at the guards.

 

[landlubber]

I pick the cell's lock.

 

[Double A]

I find out that the Russians guarding me thought I was German, so when I show them my flag and talk to them in Russian, they let me go.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I'm in.

I try and find a flamethrower.

3: You find a flamethrower.

MEH.

Fine, I get super-strength so that I can break through my cell.

4(2) You don't get super-strenght and still are unable to get out of the cell.

I shoot the soldier(s) guarding my cell.

5: You shoot the solders, and you get out of your cell, but you find 2 more guards gurading the exit.

I snap my fingers and the cell door vanishes, leaving me an easy exit out of the jail.

1: Sorry, but your no Jedi.

I decide to headbutt the cell open, relying on my helmet for protection.

4: You break out of jail with no injuries.

I very nicely ask the guards to let me go free.

1: The guards don't understand English.

I yell, "God Save the King", go into my Bomber, and fire its machine guns at the guards.

4: You shoot the guards and find the two other guards gurading the exit.

I pick the cell's lock.

2: You try, but in trying, you activate an alarm.

I find out that the Russians guarding me thought I was German, so when I show them my flag and talk to them in Russian, they let me go.

2: Sorry, the guards don't seem to fall for it.


Not the best of luck for you guys this round. Oh, and in 8 turns, 20 German guards will come down and shoot you all, so find a way to escape, and use teamwork, or your all dead.

 

[choxorn]

Through the force of sheer will, I make my hands heal so I lose the -2 penalty.

 

[Zack]

Since I am no Jedi, I use my Sith powers to unleash a wave of dark side energy that will bring the walls of the prison crashing down, free every player in the game except choxorn p), and leave us all unharmed.

 

[Double A]

I find a super-secret Nazi jetpack that works perfectly and most certainly does not BLOW UP IN MY FACE (unless it has a rocket on it like Boba Fett).

 

[Cull]

I take my flamethrower, and use it to take out of my prison.

 

[landlubber]

I find something to do.

 

[merciary]

I find Jack Churchill in a cell nearby.

 

[e350tb]

I go up to one of the soldiers merciary shot and rumage for a weapon.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Through the force of sheer will, I make my hands heal so I lose the -2 penalty.

3: Your hands almost heal, but they don't.

Since I am no Jedi, I use my Sith powers to unleash a wave of dark side energy that will bring the walls of the prison crashing down, free every player in the game except choxorn p), and leave us all unharmed.

6: You do so, and all but choxorn are now free! You now head for the exit.

I find a super-secret Nazi jetpack that works perfectly and most certainly does not BLOW UP IN MY FACE (unless it has a rocket on it like Boba Fett).

1: The jetpack blows up in your face. Ouch -30

I take my flamethrower, and use it to take out of my prison.

4: You use your flamethrower, but since your free, all it did was free choxorn.

I find something to do.

6: You somehow come across an Xbox 360 with Halo Reach, Live, and a TV.

I find Jack Churchill in a cell nearby.

5: You find him, and strike up a conversation.

I go up to one of the soldiers merciary shot and rumage for a weapon.

1: You find a stick.

You guys were luckly this time.

The two Germans guarding the exit seem aware of your plan to escape, and they call for even more back up. 20 guards ETA 7 turns, 10 Elietes ETA 7 turns. Time's running out on you guys, better hurry up!

 

[choxorn]

F YOU, ZACK.

I try to make my hands heal again.

 

[merciary]

I open Churchill's cell if it's not already.
If it is:
Me and Churchill take out the other two guards.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

choxorn, You do relize that your free, don't you?

 

[choxorn]

Oh. Well, screw you Zack anyway.

I still try to make my hands heal through sheer force of will.

 

[Zack]

No he's not.

6: You do so, and all but choxorn are now free! You now head for the exit.

Oh crap, saw that other order.

 

[Double A]

Wait, we are?

I find a Tiger II and stick my Russian flag on it.

 

[Zack]

I freed you all.