Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

[Boundless]

Abaddon is going to do the next few RTD updates for me, I'm away in Africa and will have limited internet time so send any pms to him and ill try and get on the internet as much as poss!

 

[W|M]

I eat some chicken and shank anyone who tries to steal mah chicken.

 

[Abaddon]

Yeah, i'll probably do an update in the next few days...

 

[MajKira]

noo, Boundless shoud doo
anyway what happens after doing Seppukku or harakiri

 

[Omega124]

I teleport out of hell, then.

 

[Abaddon]

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I go to a gun store in Texas and buy a .44 Magnum revolver.

1: You startle the store owner as you enter and he accidentally shoots you! (-20hp)

I claw my way out of the hole.

11: Just...

I find a nuke

12: There is one on the island.

I call up the Vorgon Battlefleet to ask for medical treatment as a fellow slug.

10: No answer..

I visit Abaddon's place to see what all of the fuss is about.

19: Man, you should see it, so damn sweet! For a start it has Abaddon who agree's to help you out!

In arrive from the Mojave Desert.

6: Nope.

Majkira's action:

I commit suicide.

11. DEAD

I become a ghost!

9: Fraid not.

I eat some chicken and shank anyone who tries to steal mah chicken.

19: The chicken is juicy, and you have a very defensible position!

I teleport out of hell, then.

1: Er, no, you teleport out of existance

Skwink Caesar, SKILORD, juKar-C all lost 10HP for lack of action. SKILORD fades away

 

[Abaddon]

STATS

Players

Skwink Caesar
20/30
Location
In Mexico
Personality
Skilled medic (+4 to roll for healing powers)
CEO of hospital x2 (one bombed)
All docs/nurses as private army (+2 to attack, +2 damage)
Leader of Mexico
Beautiful Tan
Larry the Rock (+2 damage)

west india man
16/30
Location
Gatwick
Personality
The Devil - (+3 to roll for devilish actions, +3 damage)
Objects etc
Control of 1 hospital

Terrance888
30/30
Location
Outside TV
Objects/things etc
Smily face (+1 to coercion)
A poisoned slug
Control of random spaceship

Yoshiegg737
Alive once more!
20/20 (for previous death)
Location
In Cuba

EnglishCrusader
26/30
Location
Next to a hole

juKar-C
10/30
Objects
A protoss carrier

Dhoomstriker
30/30
Personality
Bad at predicting when Boundless will come
Uber Cool Outfit (+2 to all rolls)

SamSniped
3/30
Location
Outside military outpost
Personality
Gun (+1 to attack, +1 Damage)

NPC's

Abaddon
Allied to Dhoomstriker.
+3 to "cool" actions.
30/30

FDR
Bleeding from gun wound
21/30

Simon Cowell
12/30
Dislikes Winston Hughes

Doctors/Nurses at hospital
30/30
Allied to Skwink Caesar
Have their own roll
Guarding Larry and Skwink Caeser
Eating corned-beef sarnies

Superhero BennyJ
30/30
Allies with hoplitejo
Drinking wine milkshake

The masses
30/30
Allied to Omega124

An Indian sub-colony
30/30
Allied to Omega124

An Indian sub-colony
30/30
Allied to west india man

The Dead

Spoiler :

MajKira
0/30
Personality
Friendless

SKILORD
0/30
Location
Outside TV
Personality
Electrocuted
Can kickbox
Bleeding from pitchfork attack (-2hp/turn)

Omega124
0/30
Location
In Tv of Hell
Personality
Supreme dictator of the island
Allies with the masses
Objects
1 MP-40 (+3 to attack roll, +1 damage)
Machete
Champagne cork in eye
1 colony in India (+1 damage to another player)

Red_Spy
In TV
0/30

Winston Hughes
In TV
0/30
Enemy in Simon Cowell
Killed by electric shock

Abaddon
Outside TV
0/30
Super-powered fork (+2 to attack roll)
Forgot to breathe
Being pistolwhipped
Punch in the face killed him

General Olaf
At the beach in Barcelona
0/30
Burnt body

BSmith1068
In TV
0/30
Supersuperpunch (+2 to attack roll)
Bleeding from gun wound
Electrocuted
Punched a tree
Signed contract with the devil
Burnt by the devil

hoplitejoe
At hospital
0/30
Hurt hands
Ruler of France
Allies with Superhero BennyJ
Saving the world
Poisoned by milkshake (-2hp/turn)

mechaerik
In TV
0/30
Weapons - a C4 (+3 to attack roll)
Trained in small arms accuracy
Fallen on head
Shot self in the foot
Death from loss of blood

bestrfcplayer
Outside tv
0/30
Crawling power (+1)
Bleeding from flamethrower
Both arms blown off
Death from loss of blood

civplayah
In TV
18/30
Super strength (+2 to attack roll)
Didn't post in forever

Domination3000
In TV
26/30
Machine gun (+1 attack roll, +1 damage)
Beautiful wife (+3 attack, +3 damage)
Didn't post in forever

Perfection
At hospital
26/30
Resuscitating Hoplite
Didn't post in forever

Celticfury
In TV
23/30
Bleeding head
Didn't post in forever

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Abaddon outfits himself and me with sunglasses, rolexes, and cool outfits, making us the baddest dudes in the game.

 

[W|M]

KFC chicken isn't juicy.

Anyway, I hijack a plane going to New Delhi after finishing my chicken, zapping the pilot with my electric pitchfork and shanking the co-pilot.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

It can be.

Anyway, I try to find some friends who are skilled in combat.

 

[Red_Spy]

I curse my deadness and try to find a way around it.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I nuke WIM's plane, causing his Electric Pitchfork and Chicken to fly into my hands in a safe manner

 

[Boundless]

Cheers for doing this for me Abaddaboosh.

 

[SamSniped]

I apologise to the store owner and ask to buy a gun.

 

[Terrance888]

I use the medical bay on my ship to repair my body.

 

[Skwink]

I kiss Larry.

 

[Optical]

Oh yeah, I remember, I died in this.

 

[Boundless]

Abaddon are you going to do another update for me? Pretty please if yes.

 

[Abaddon]

Update 17

Abaddon outfits himself and me with sunglasses, rolexes, and cool outfits, making us the baddest dudes in the game.

20: We are sooo cool it almost hurts.

KFC chicken isn't juicy.

Anyway, I hijack a plane going to New Delhi after finishing my chicken, zapping the pilot with my electric pitchfork and shanking the co-pilot.

3 (8): The passengers over power you and take your pitchforks from you.

It can be.

Anyway, I try to find some friends who are skilled in combat.

2: You find people skilled in combat, they are no friends!
Roll to Dodge!

12: You deflect their attacks.

I curse my deadness and try to find a way around it.

1: There is none

I nuke WIM's plane, causing his Electric Pitchfork and Chicken to fly into my hands in a safe manner

14: kaBOOOOOM! The chicken, already eaten, and the pitchforks taken, regardless the Nuke deals some pretty heavy damage to WIM (-8hp)

I apologise to the store owner and ask to buy a gun.

16: He accepts your apologies, patches you up and gives you a gun.

I use the medical bay on my ship to repair my body.

16: All systems healed..

I kiss Larry.

11: Larry is kissed.

juKar-C loses 10hp for inactivity..

 

[Abaddon]

STATS

Players

Skwink Caesar
20/30
Location
In Mexico
Personality
Skilled medic (+4 to roll for healing powers)
CEO of hospital x2 (one bombed)
All docs/nurses as private army (+2 to attack, +2 damage)
Leader of Mexico
Beautiful Tan
Larry the Rock (+2 damage)

west india man
16/30
Location
Gatwick
Personality
The Devil - (+3 to roll for devilish actions, +3 damage)
Objects etc
Control of 1 hospital

Terrance888
30/30
Location
Outside TV
Objects/things etc
Smily face (+1 to coercion)
A poisoned slug
Control of random spaceship

Yoshiegg737
Alive once more!
20/20 (for previous death)
Location
In Cuba

EnglishCrusader
26/30
Location
Next to a hole

juKar-C
10/30
Objects
A protoss carrier

Dhoomstriker
30/30
Personality
Bad at predicting when Boundless will come
Uber Cool Outfit (+2 to all rolls)

SamSniped
3/30
Location
Outside military outpost
Personality
Gun (+1 to attack, +1 Damage)

NPC's

Abaddon
Allied to Dhoomstriker.
+3 to "cool" actions.
30/30

FDR
Bleeding from gun wound
21/30

Simon Cowell
12/30
Dislikes Winston Hughes

Doctors/Nurses at hospital
30/30
Allied to Skwink Caesar
Have their own roll
Guarding Larry and Skwink Caeser
Eating corned-beef sarnies

Superhero BennyJ
30/30
Allies with hoplitejo
Drinking wine milkshake

The masses
30/30
Allied to Omega124

An Indian sub-colony
30/30
Allied to Omega124

An Indian sub-colony
30/30
Allied to west india man

The Dead

Spoiler :

MajKira
0/30
Personality
Friendless

SKILORD
0/30
Location
Outside TV
Personality
Electrocuted
Can kickbox
Bleeding from pitchfork attack (-2hp/turn)

Omega124
0/30
Location
In Tv of Hell
Personality
Supreme dictator of the island
Allies with the masses
Objects
1 MP-40 (+3 to attack roll, +1 damage)
Machete
Champagne cork in eye
1 colony in India (+1 damage to another player)

Red_Spy
In TV
0/30

Winston Hughes
In TV
0/30
Enemy in Simon Cowell
Killed by electric shock

Abaddon
Outside TV
0/30
Super-powered fork (+2 to attack roll)
Forgot to breathe
Being pistolwhipped
Punch in the face killed him

General Olaf
At the beach in Barcelona
0/30
Burnt body

BSmith1068
In TV
0/30
Supersuperpunch (+2 to attack roll)
Bleeding from gun wound
Electrocuted
Punched a tree
Signed contract with the devil
Burnt by the devil

hoplitejoe
At hospital
0/30
Hurt hands
Ruler of France
Allies with Superhero BennyJ
Saving the world
Poisoned by milkshake (-2hp/turn)

mechaerik
In TV
0/30
Weapons - a C4 (+3 to attack roll)
Trained in small arms accuracy
Fallen on head
Shot self in the foot
Death from loss of blood

bestrfcplayer
Outside tv
0/30
Crawling power (+1)
Bleeding from flamethrower
Both arms blown off
Death from loss of blood

civplayah
In TV
18/30
Super strength (+2 to attack roll)
Didn't post in forever

Domination3000
In TV
26/30
Machine gun (+1 attack roll, +1 damage)
Beautiful wife (+3 attack, +3 damage)
Didn't post in forever

Perfection
At hospital
26/30
Resuscitating Hoplite
Didn't post in forever

Celticfury
In TV
23/30
Bleeding head
Didn't post in forever