Ruler of the world

Who do you pick as the absolute ruler of the world?

  • phillipe

    Votes: 23 23.2%
  • Rmsharpe

    Votes: 19 19.2%
  • Fayedi

    Votes: 11 11.1%
  • Simon Darkshade

    Votes: 46 46.5%

  • Total voters
    99
To : Abluo Aboleo , Pest Control
From : Deputy Minister of Agriculture
Subject : Pest Control

A major pest has been reported in Adelaide, South Australia. A new introduced species it must be eradicated before it spreads. The epicenter seems to be the residence of a S. Darkshade. The property is to be immediately bulldosed and The environmental standards are to be ignored in this case and doublesedose of DDT is be applied posthaste.

The residence can be identified by the heel hanging urinators
hanging from stobie poles in the yard.

Dolus administratio
Deputy Minister of Agriculture
 
Phillipe vs. Darkshade.

In this contest, there is only one logical thing to do.

Catch the next Space Shuttle to the International Space Station...

...and stay there.
 
Originally posted by Ozz


I want Glasgow, They'll all be sayin' "eh" and sweeping
up Moose dung by the time I'm done.

Over your bullet-riddled corpse, Moose Man!

The NEDS will be waiting at my command, They have never tasted Canadian farmer flesh!

I see the lines of battle being drawn up...
Phillipe, you shall never take the UK!
We will bite you on the feaches!

I have nothing to offer but blood, sweat and cynicism,
Phillipe, all you can offer is stale spam.

:lol:
 
Originally posted by Switch625
Phillipe vs. Darkshade.

In this contest, there is only one logical thing to do.

Catch the next Space Shuttle to the International Space Station...

...and stay there.
Good point, save a place for me on the next launch...
This thread is getting real silly real fast, so why do I even bother to post in it???:eek:
 
Hell, it was silly when I made the poll. What we have now is much lower than silly.

Of course, a little silliness can break up the day as we all solve the world's problems in the other threads. ;)
 
Originally posted by Switch625
Phillipe vs. Darkshade.

In this contest, there is only one logical thing to do.

Catch the next Space Shuttle to the International Space Station...

...and stay there.

What you mean?? phillippe has a nuke missile thingy and Darkshady only has a crusader...:mwaha: ;)
 
"Of course, a little silliness can break up the day as we all solve the world's problems in the other threads. "
Indeed, indeed, sometimes you deserve to relax a bit after all the good work has been done. :D
 
Originally posted by Ren


What you mean?? phillippe has a nuke missile thingy and Darkshady only has a crusader...:mwaha: ;)

You know, I don't think it looks like a nuclear missle. I actually think it looks lie something else. I won't say what, but sufice it to say a Crusader would beat a Trojan. ;)
 
Originally posted by CurtSibling

They have never tasted Canadian farmer flesh!
:lol:

You may as well start now.
according to The New Ozz Abridged Glasgow Dictionary
The proper diction is now
"They have never tasted Canadian farmer flesh, eh"!

The
Noisely
Easily
Defeated
Scotsmen

won't save yer mutton.
 
Not bad..for a mountie!

I forgot to mention that my fighter units stand ready to blast any
Canadian tug boats or transport planes carrying the Moose Army's
precious beer supplies to the battlefront,
without your moose sweat beer, the moose-riding losers will be ground to a halt!

That also goes for your insane master, Phillipe. Belgium will pay dearly for his arrogance.

Canadian moose-cavalry are better known as;
The
Misguided
Offal-eating
Oafish
Sub-standard
Eunuchs!

Challenging the ENEMY ACE™ is madness,
your cowardly canadian troops will fall before my elite Sostruppen,
and Dr Darkshade's warrior monks and flaggelants!

Phillipe, prepare for your Stalingrad!
:lol:
 
Right! This party is getting dirty! I'm putting on my clothes and going home.:p

The question is resolved. There is no need for any further spam, nor posting of pretty pictures. The people have spoken.
 
Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
The people have spoken.

Very Democractic of you. A freudian slip perhaps?
Herr Darkshade's evil idealogy may only be
skin deep. Can he "really" be trusted after this?
 
Originally posted by knowltok2


You know, I don't think it looks like a nuclear missle. I actually think it looks lie something else. I won't say what, but sufice it to say a Crusader would beat a Trojan. ;)

:lol:
 
I´m planning to takeover Germany soon and be very evil,so I swear obey to my absolute master SIMON DARKSHADE.
 
Originally posted by Kennelly
I´m planning to takeover Germany soon and be very evil,so I swear obey to my absolute master SIMON DARKSHADE.

I thought that was Hitro's job........









I'll trade you several thousand Cuban cigars for some German beer.;)
 
Originally posted by monk

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Originally posted by Kennelly
I´m planning to takeover Germany soon and be very evil,so I swear obey to my absolute master SIMON DARKSHADE.
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I thought that was Hitro's job........
Indeed!
Es kann nur einen geben! :mwaha: :lol:

You could take care of Holland though... ;)
 
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