Ruler of the world
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philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
euhm i wouldnt attack that .ozz my ally is there and has a lot of crazy mooses running around.....
knowltok2
Deity
Originally posted by philippe
check my avatar before attacking me
Yeah, I used to check to make sure I had at least one when going out on dates. Talk about, "Don't leave home without it!"
CurtSibling
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I declare a Triumvirate!
Darkshade, ENEMY ACE and Mikoyan!
We three are obviously the most influential authoritarians,
And will not tolerate the depredations of this usurper and his
Moose-mad ally!
Our evil Panzer divisions are making a spearhead towards Luxembourg as we speak,
And our bombers are poised to bomb Montreal and Toronto as
Vengeance for the lip given by the Moose Meister!
Phillipe, there is still time for surrender,
You must realise that no semi-sane toe-rag can challenge the boundless evil of the Darkshade,
or the endless chilling rage of ENEMY ACE not to mention the ruthless steel of Mikoyan!
Phillipe and his pet Moose, Give up now!
Save the innocent, otherwise you will face;
"Prompt and utter destruction!"
Darkshade, ENEMY ACE and Mikoyan!
We three are obviously the most influential authoritarians,
And will not tolerate the depredations of this usurper and his
Moose-mad ally!
Our evil Panzer divisions are making a spearhead towards Luxembourg as we speak,
And our bombers are poised to bomb Montreal and Toronto as
Vengeance for the lip given by the Moose Meister!
Phillipe, there is still time for surrender,
You must realise that no semi-sane toe-rag can challenge the boundless evil of the Darkshade,
or the endless chilling rage of ENEMY ACE not to mention the ruthless steel of Mikoyan!
Phillipe and his pet Moose, Give up now!
Save the innocent, otherwise you will face;
"Prompt and utter destruction!"
Ahh, to bomb Canada...
My Tu-160's have been fueled up and equipped for their runs.
You just have to give the orders to commence the assault.
The puny canadian CF-18's will be no match for the Su-35 escort fighters!
Should we involve nukes yet?
My Tu-160's have been fueled up and equipped for their runs.
You just have to give the orders to commence the assault.
The puny canadian CF-18's will be no match for the Su-35 escort fighters!
Should we involve nukes yet?
CurtSibling
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I knew I could rely on Mikoyan's heroic pilots!
But beware of Ozz and his surface-to-air moose catapults!
We will await Phillipe and Ozz's reply...
If their pleas are not grovelling enough, then it's atoms for breakfast!
Ye Scots, wha wish auld Scotland well!
Ye chief, to you my tale I tell,
Poor, plackless devils like yersel'!
It sets you ill,
Wi' bitter, dearthfu' wines to mell,
Or foreign gill.
A quaken' in yer boots,eh Curt
Ya nae Fly when ya nae can stand
Constant Robbie Burns nights broadcast
into Scotland daily at 6:00 pm GMT.
The usual rave-up of drunkards & louts
celebrating the "warm reekin' rich" will
ground you & yours.
Enough of yer clatter, Darkshade is turning
Democratic, Hitro, Kennelly and Monk are
already fightin' over Germany. You and your
swede have gone from loyal servants to
claiming equal status with Darkshade.
Your "alliance" is doomed. Surrender now
and accept exile to B.C. (the land beyond hope)
Ye chief, to you my tale I tell,
Poor, plackless devils like yersel'!
It sets you ill,
Wi' bitter, dearthfu' wines to mell,
Or foreign gill.
A quaken' in yer boots,eh Curt
Ya nae Fly when ya nae can stand
Constant Robbie Burns nights broadcast
into Scotland daily at 6:00 pm GMT.
The usual rave-up of drunkards & louts
celebrating the "warm reekin' rich" will
ground you & yours.
Enough of yer clatter, Darkshade is turning
Democratic, Hitro, Kennelly and Monk are
already fightin' over Germany. You and your
swede have gone from loyal servants to
claiming equal status with Darkshade.
Your "alliance" is doomed. Surrender now
and accept exile to B.C. (the land beyond hope)
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
You fool! It was so convincing until you called Scotland's favourite poet Robbie and not Rabbie Burns.
You will unfortunately now have to capitulate to the unholy triumvirate and grovel like you've never grovelled before. Maybe if you continue to practice and improve your propaganda then they may find you a minor position in their ministry of disinformation when you have completed your statutory 20 years in the gulags.
You will unfortunately now have to capitulate to the unholy triumvirate and grovel like you've never grovelled before. Maybe if you continue to practice and improve your propaganda then they may find you a minor position in their ministry of disinformation when you have completed your statutory 20 years in the gulags.
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
Are you trying for the world record in the digging self enormous hole category? Enemy Ace is not renowned for his sense of humour if you try to mock the jocks and has several squadrons of magnificent men under his command. Don't say I didn't warn you!
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
well i just launched my nukes in 3 minutes they should arive in the enemy hq goodby my enemys...
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
ok thanks for the correction ozz 
CurtSibling
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You amusing moose meat-eating man!
Yes, you have had the pleasure of dogfighting the ENEMY ACE before!
And you were sent spiralling in flames back towards your vile homeland!
Which I proceeded to strafe and bomb!
Alas! Your appalling spelling is always your downfall,
at least you make a good partner to the insane Phillipe, Mad Moose!
Partners in crime, bad grammar all the time!
Prepare to whimper like dogs, usurpers!
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
That'll happen the day I start chasing after females; in other words, NEVER!!!!!!
CurtSibling
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Haw!
The incompetence level of this totalitarian Laurel and Hardy team is laughable!
To think a half-baked Moose and a madman from the land of
Pastries could defeat the CFC's most evil with spelling like this?
Slither back to whence thou emitted from, knaves!
Lest Darkshade, and we his cohorts, render a trouncing unto thee!
Realise your attempts are futile, Phillipe!
I have had 80% of your Belgian women and
90% of Ozzs Moose harem kidnapped by my SS Fallschirmjägers!
They will be fed to my cyborg sharks within the hour!
And a volley of laxative gas missiles is aimed at Brussels and Vancouver!
You have one hour to surrender before a crap-covered fate hits your people!
Although extra dung all over the streets of these "cities" will make scarce difference, I fear!
The incompetence level of this totalitarian Laurel and Hardy team is laughable!
To think a half-baked Moose and a madman from the land of
Pastries could defeat the CFC's most evil with spelling like this?
Slither back to whence thou emitted from, knaves!
Lest Darkshade, and we his cohorts, render a trouncing unto thee!
Realise your attempts are futile, Phillipe!
I have had 80% of your Belgian women and
90% of Ozzs Moose harem kidnapped by my SS Fallschirmjägers!
They will be fed to my cyborg sharks within the hour!
And a volley of laxative gas missiles is aimed at Brussels and Vancouver!
You have one hour to surrender before a crap-covered fate hits your people!
Although extra dung all over the streets of these "cities" will make scarce difference, I fear!
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