Ruler of the world

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by philippe
i dont care, i will have you for dinner,darkshade.

Ooooh!!!! I never knew you were interested. What a lovely notion; dinner, a film, and then later...we'll see... :love2:

I'll be seeing you later then, daaahling.

 

[philippe]

i mean,i will eat your brains and i gonna play football with comradedavo with your head.
have you ever seen hannibal?
im his son!
muhahahaahahahaha!

 

[Hitro]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
Ooooh!!!! I never knew you were interested. What a lovely notion; dinner, a film, and then later...we'll see...

I hope this special strategy doesn't have to be used in every theater of war, Evil One?

 

[ComradeDavo]

and comradedavo i am glad you are again at the good side with
all communist goth girls that are not dolls
and you KNOW they can do kinky stuff

We shall be victorious!

 

[Mikoyan]

You haven't got a chance, upstarts!

You see this man? He and 8 other Elite Soldiers are headed for your HQ, armed with rage, silence, guns and flashbangs.

 

[Mikoyan]

Submit to the superior Triumvirate forces while you still can, or perish.

 

[philippe]

hahaha he is puny,im a master in counter strike!
so i will kill them all!

 

[Mikoyan]

Originally posted by philippe
hahaha he is puny,im a master in counter strike!
so i will kill them all!

Well, we shall see about that, won't we?



And if you (against all odds) manage to defeat my Spetsnaz group, i will declare your capital a hazard-zone, and commence heavy bombing, followed by an armor assault and paradrops.

Once again, submit to the triumvirate before it's too late!

 

[philippe]

NEVER!i am now invading sweden.you surrender!i got the ancient gestapo revived and brainwashed!muahahahahah!i wil invade your puny sweden!

 

[Mikoyan]

Good luck invading Sweden, philippe, you will find it VERY hard.

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by philippe
hahaha he is puny,im a master in counter strike!
so i will kill them all!

The Secret Masters of Absurdity (chairman Switch presiding) have watched this conflict with amusement, but have decided it is time for it to end. While phillipe was ranting to his nearly empty throneroom, the dreaded "Men In White Coats" have, under my orders, spirited him away. He is now in a well protected undergound bunker, safely residing in his very own (and very comfortable) padded suite. In this humane environment, he is free to live out his every delusion of grandeur.

Side note: ComradeDavo was easily bought off with a harem of raver chicks, and the gift of a small Pacific island upon which to create the Communist Utopia of his dreams.

 

[ComradeDavo]

Mikoyan won't you caome join me and the lovely goth ladies, they will be very pleased to see you
you know you want to.......



and if you don't, then my armies have been dispatched:ak47:

 

[ComradeDavo]

Side note: ComradeDavo was easily bought off with a harem of raver chicks, and the gift of a small Pacific island upon which to create the Communist Utopia of his dreams.

WAHOO![dance][dance]

 

[Mikoyan]

No thank you, i have my own harem.

And, don't think i'm afraid of your little armies, they are nothing against my superior, Kalashnikov-toting Legions!

Besides, my Air Force would destroy them before they got anywhere near me.

EDIT: You were happy to receive a harem of Raver chicks?
I'm starting to think less of you already...

 

[philippe]

switch i have escaped your "bunker"and i have a baseballbat!muahahahah!
hi mikoyan!
lets play softball......WITH YOUR HEAD!
muhahahaaha!
you will now know why ceasar said that we are the bravest of them all!
and my canadian tom green squad is in the swedish capital!muahahahahahahha!
they will make everyone mad!
your dead miko!
comradedavo!watch out!that island is alcatras!!!!!
come here and conquer mother russia!
when this war is over you will have russia!AND cuba!!!!

 

[Mikoyan]

Oh wow, why am i not impressed?
The Swedish army has use headphones, so they are immune to your Tom Green-madness!
Your little army will be shot to pieces with puny Ak-4 rifles!

 

[philippe]

YOUR armies gotta watch out for my moose nukes.BOOM!your screwed!

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by philippe
YOUR armies gotta watch out for my moose nukes.BOOM!your screwed!

Sorry all. Don't know where he got that radio from. It seems we need to increase his medication.

 

[Mikoyan]

Poor little philippe, you should know that installing SDI systems was the first thing i did...



Belgium is doomed...

EDIT: No problem, Switch, just don't let him do it again.

 

[philippe]

ah my spy named mikoyan2 sabotaged your sdi system and my alien army just invaded sweden.they shall feast on fashist flesh!
hmmm im getting hungry.....