Simple, everyday life tips

[MattJek]

1) Never start a fist fight with a guy bigger than you.
2) Just because someone talks a lot, doesnt mean they know a lot.
3) Luck comes to those who are prepared for it (Poker!)
4) When dealing with women, throw all logic out the window.

 

[BCLG100]

Why not? it is not a crime or something.

Pick your nose. It is unhealthy to have dried mucus inside your nose, but do it when nobody is looking at you, it is disgusting.

that being said, she might then be annoyed that i spend a large portion of time posting on here when i should be working which then means id have more free time for her.

 

[Sidhe]

If your going to argue with a woman, resorting to logic is a good idea, but don't think it will in any way mean you can win the argument, whether it's right or not Try storming off in a huff if all else fails: preemptive strike

 

[The Fjonis]

 

[BCLG100]

If your going to argue with a woman, resorting to logic is a good idea, but don't think it will in any way mean you can win the argument, whether it's right or not Try storming off in a huff if all else fails: preemptive strike

just dont bother arguing, apologise before every conversation.

 

[Sidhe]

just dont bother arguing, apologise before every conversation.

The pupil exceeds the master, well done grasshopper I can here that Kung Fu music again

 

[BCLG100]

The pupil exceeds the master, well done grasshopper I can here that Kung Fu music again

sometimes question whether you should even bother talking

 

[Sidhe]

sometimes question whether you should even bother talking

Allright no need to show off

 

[BCLG100]

Allright no need to show off

sorry ill stop giving these drops of heaven.

 

[Arachnaphobia]

Always have some sort of inanimate object near you, so that when you feel angry you'll have something to throw.

 

[The 777 Hoax]

Gibberish is not a nice way to talk to your friends...

arg wu sentafinticate nar dunderford bida menti kosticated interserd thorphilliate stinded yilla billa zay wentora yate paravillintiniay
paravillintiniay dorga orpha dorga billa dorga orpha stifaleare
dorga orpha dorga billa tonalation fonamere mork sawx ippen reeby yufftabar
higgerd quillip ernigrade du wellinshar lirp crawn xyfa gourk jawinstabray
venaldo urp paravillintiniay paravillintiniay

Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking!

BTW, that's a real song... by none other but Relient K

 

[Dreadnought]

Don't worry about things you have no control over.

If you are afraid to do something (because you think you'll fail) go for it. Here's why: I think that it is far better to at least know you'd fail, then to always wonder 'what would happen if I actually did it?

 

[Narz]

Don't worry about things you have no control over.

Yeah, find a way to gain control!

If you are afraid to do something (because you think you'll fail) go for it. Here's why: I think that it is far better to at least know you'd fail, then to always wonder 'what would happen if I actually did it?

Unless the answer is 'I might have died'.

 

[El_Machinae]

I find that air-drying thoroughly after a shower means that my underwear will be more comfortable throughout the day.

 

[BCLG100]

oh yer you gotta remember to dry EVERYWHERE!