Simple, everyday life tips

Just because you can get drunk/high does not mean when your inebriated that you can do anything more/better than you could before you were.
 
Standard tip at a restaurant is 20% NOT FREAKING 15%!!!!
 
This might sorta be related to what I said earlier, but it is different in a way.

Stay the hell away from negative people/influences. You'd be amazed how quickly they can bring you down to their level, and it truly sucks. Avoid this like the plague if you want to have a steady day.
 
1. Do NOT give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do NOT tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do NOT go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do NOT make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do NOT take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

8. Do NOT complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do NOT harm little children.

10. Do NOT kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother NO ONE. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, DESTROY HIM.


I. Respect not pity or weakness, for they are a disease which makes sick the strong.

II. Test always your strength, for therein lies success.

III. Seek happiness in victory - but never in peace.

IV. Enjoy a short rest, better than a long.

V. Come as a reaper, for thus you will sow.

VI. Never love anything so much you cannot see it die.

VII. Build not upon sand but upon rock And build not for today or yesterday but for all time.

VIII. Strive ever for more, for conquest is never done.

IX. And die rather than submit.

X. Forge not works of art but swords of death, for therein lies great art.

XI. Learn to raise yourself above yourself so you can triumph over all.

XII. The blood of the living makes good fertilizer for the seeds of the new.

XIII. He who stands atop the highest pyramid of skulls can see the furthest.

XIV. Discard not love but treat it as an imposter, but ever be just.

XV. All that is great is built upon sorrow.

XVI. Strive not only forwards, but upwards for greatness lies in the highest.

XVII. Come as a fresh strong wind that breaks yet also creates.

XVIII. Let love of life be a goal but let your highest goal be greatness.

XIX. Nothing is beautiful except man: but most beautiful of all is woman.

XX. Reject all illusion and lies, for they hinder the strong.

XXI. What does not kill, makes stronger.
 
[to_xp]Gekko said:
11. When walking in open territory, bother NO ONE. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, DESTROY HIM.

SMITE HIM UNTIL HE IS DESTROYED!!!!!!!! :mad: :lol:

Another handy dandy survival tip: Don't push the button labeled 'do not push':crazyeye:

And be sure to DESTROY he that would withold the TV remote from thou rightful grasp. ;)
 
Gekko my amoral rules are way cooler than yours!!!!



here's one: the general rule of form with regard to "what fork is for what" is that it goes from outside in, starting with the first course. And the one above your plate is for dessert!
 
Check the "Best Before" date on stuff, sometime you can find something shockingly old. And do this both in the shop, and at home, with things you rarely use.
 
And realize that nearly all foods are good at least one week after the expiration date!
 
Fifty said:
And realize that nearly all foods are good at least one week after the expiration date!
Oh yes, I've used butter that was months old, just keep it in the fridge and it should be ok.

Beer, however, shouldn't be more than a couple of years old, it gets really funny then. :ack:
 
I agree with the months old rule mrtn!!!


Another general one: Thinking that you are cool because you drink tons of alcohol, smoke pot, grow shrooms, and know a lot about drugs is a sure sign that you should kill yourself!
 
BCLG100 said:
Just because you can get drunk/high does not mean when your inebriated that you can do anything more/better than you could before you were.
Except dancing.

If you're drunk: you da man, now go do some macarena!
 
BCLG100 said:
Just because you can get drunk/high does not mean when your inebriated that you can do anything more/better than you could before you were.
Especially being funny and making everyone else very happy that you're so happy, by shouting at them at five in teh morning that you're very drunk and happy. :rolleyes: Please, everyone, have some consideration for others: if everyone does, everyone spends less time being pissed at each other for being thoughtlessly disruptive. Everything you do that could (or is likely to ) impact on others - take half a second to think - are you likely to annoy lots of people; is it worth it to do it in this particular way? Eg, listen to music with your window shut, or with headphones, when others may be trying to sleep or study. More sweetness and light around the place - or at least less resentment and annoyance - is better.
 
Don't give ANYONE your password to an account for ANYTHING (IMs, forums, shopping sites, etc.)
 
cody_the_genius said:
Don't give ANYONE your password to an account for ANYTHING (IMs, forums, shopping sites, etc.)

errrm my girlfriend knows all them pin code as well, she doesnt however know that i regularly post at a games dedicated site and nor will i tell her anytime soon.
 
If a crazy old man is chasing you, throw him some candy and repeat the words:"Go eat the munchies, Go eat the munchies."

And always practice safe lunch, use a condement.
 
Figure out a way of answering your girlfriend's questions about her appearance. Sigh. I hate being left with a dilemma of whether lying is what she wants or not.
 
BCLG100 said:
errrm my girlfriend knows all them pin code as well, she doesnt however know that i regularly post at a games dedicated site and nor will i tell her anytime soon.

Well, then, make DANG sure she can be trusted...
 
BCLG100 said:
errrm my girlfriend knows all them pin code as well, she doesnt however know that i regularly post at a games dedicated site and nor will i tell her anytime soon.


Why not? it is not a crime or something.

Pick your nose. It is unhealthy to have dried mucus inside your nose, but do it when nobody is looking at you, it is disgusting.
 
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