Simpsons Mafia (Game Thread)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, since we now know you're innocent...

Yeah, my bad again. Was a silly hunch but I don't have anything better to work with.

You've got my support for release.

I'm also willing to be imprisoned to prove myself. You can leave me in there if you like... you're not losing much besides a double-voter.

 

[Zack]

Yeah, my bad again. Was a silly hunch but I don't have anything better to work with.

You've got my support for release.

I'm also willing to be imprisoned to prove myself. You can leave me in there if you like... you're not losing much besides a double-voter.

I thought BigTin was the double-voter?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

He may also be, but if you count the tallies really closely, you should be able to see that I am a double-voter while mayor.

 

[mechaerik]

You were elected mayor; I think there'd probably be negative effects if we chose to jail you.

 

[Earthling]

NIGHT SEVEN​

Yet again, there was mostly calm on the streets. Anybody who was out and about would see other people wandering around equally without a specific purpose, or so it seemed.

Most importantly, there were no attacks or fights among the citizens of Springfield. Whether criminal elements were up to other nefarious purposes remained to be seen, but everyone returned whole and healthy in the morning to the town's meeting.

*******************​

The town was a bit uneasy as they were anticipating a message from Springfield's hospital.

"Actually, we have good news this morning. BSmith1068 has made remarkable progress, better than any of our doctors actually thought possible. Our latest toxin screen showed he is practically as healthy as he ever was and the poison is out of is system. We were able to discharge him from our care as he wished to leave immediately."

Spoiler :

BSmith1068 has been released from the hospital!

With this information and the crowd willing to welcome the man back when he returned, the same sort of debate as in previous days continued. People still were not certain they had sent all the criminals they were worrying about to jail, and would see about handling those matters once again.

Spoiler players :

List of Players

LIVING (23)
Askthepizzaguy
Autolycus
BSmith1068
CivGeneral
classical_hero
GamezRule
General Olaf
Gone 3 the Celt
johnhughthom
Kennigit
landlubber
mechaerik
Mergle
NinjaCow64
Red_Spy
RRRaskolnikov
SouthernKing
The Bake
TheLastDays
Turquoiside
Winston Hughes
Yoshiegg737
Zack

JAILED (5)
Jarrema
BigTin
Visorslash
Verarde
mayor

HOSPITALIZED (6)
choxorn
sirtommygunn
DaveShack
bestrfcplayer
Takhisis
Skwink - (replaced taillesskangaru)

PERMANENTLY KILLED (1)
paulwhoisaghost (Scratchy)

LEFT TOWN (1)
civplayah (Chief Wiggum)

Summary
- No one attacked or arrested during the night
- BSmith1068 recovered from his stay at the hospital

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BEGIN DAY EIGHT

Vote to jail or hospitalize a player in bold.
The player with the most votes will be lynched.

Vote to free up to one player from jail in bold Green, if you wish.
A majority of all living players is required to pass the vote.

Day Ends in ~48 hours, 1700 US Eastern Time Saturday

All PMs should be out by shortly after the update- any other questions/concerns contact us.​

 

[BigTin]

It is possible being mayor gave him an extra power, such as a double vote Zack. I am a double voter though.

 

[BSmith1068]

Alright guys! I could use some protection tonight, me-thinks.

Who do you want out of jail? I need to know who to, em, vote for.

As for who I want to put in the jail… jail: Kennigit has raised my suspicions – both from my private dealings with him before I got poisoned. (and yes, he knew I was Snake), and the way he has been very good at seeming to be innocent in thread.

So for now, this is where my vote will lie.

 

[Verarde]

Well, personally, I would love to be freed, as you all know I'm Innocent. But some wanted Visorslash first. Either way, get him today and me tomorrow, or vice versa.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Free Visorslash

 

[Optical]

Visorslash is a confirmed innocent. Verarde tomorrow, Visorslash today.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

It is possible being mayor gave him an extra power, such as a double vote Zack. I am a double voter though.

I don't think town needs two double voters.

Jail: BigTin

Release: Visorslash

AFAIK there are no negative effects to jailing me.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I don't think town needs two double voters.

Jail: BigTin

Release: Visorslash

AFAIK there are no negative effects to jailing me.

Um, BigTin is in Jail Pizza.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Do I get innocent points for stupidity?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Unvote, jail The Bake

Because we all know that in order to bake, you need heat. And where there's heat, there's fire. Where there's fire, there's smoke. Where there's smoke, there's anti-smoking activists who insist that you can't even light up OUTSIDE of a public building while there's freaking gasoline-burning internal combustion engines roaring from the motorcycle gang that just passed by and factories spewing forth toxic gasses and birds who are completely covered in oil waiting to get hand-washed by hippies wielding Dawn dish detergent while giving natural birth to their child named Moonbat Granola Starfish, and I hate those gosh danged hippies, and what do hippies do? They get baked.


J'accuse, scumbag! Try to wriggle out of THAT perfect reasoning.

 

[TheLastDays]

No

alright, where do I place my first vote this game?

jail: Bsmith1086 explain yourself

also free Visorslash as that seems to be the consensus

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Arrest this impostor.

You're not TheLastDays.

The man we all know and love is properly addressed as Sir OH MY FRICKIN' GAWD, THE LAST DAYS!!!!!!! With no less than seven exclamation points.

I don't even know who you are anymore.

 

[TheLastDays]

Also, why do so little people die in this Mafia game? I mean, get hospitalized. There's a shortage of killings in the night and it makes me feel uneasy, because it probably means there is some sinister twist, designed to make us wet our pants.

That is not an invitation to kill me, scumbags, just so you know. By the way, I was roleblocked last night, who did that? And why? It certainly didn't do anything.

 

[BSmith1068]

Free: Visorslash

@TLD: What would you like for me to explain?

 

[Kennigit]

As for who I want to put in the jail… jail: Kennigit has raised my suspicions – both from my private dealings with him before I got poisoned. (and yes, he knew I was Snake), and the way he has been very good at seeming to be innocent in thread.

unless you feel I poisoned you, then we didn't really have very many other private dealings. And I appear innocent because I am!

now we can finally release visorslash.

now jail: the bake is still a fine vote for today.

 

[landlubber]

jail: Bsmith1086 explain yourself

I'll explain. After I was put in jail and was revealed innocent, BSmith PM'd me with an order saying that he's going to break me out of jail. Shortly after that, he was hospitalized. You'll notice that as soon as I got out of jail, I said this:

I'd like to thank the kind townie that saved me from jail. I shall return the favor if you ever need help.

This is from post 520. I'm a man of my word. So, when I got the fish, which has the ability to heal people, I gave it to the injured BSmith, someone who has shown himself to be very pro-town.
Of course, we should Free Visorslash.
And Kennigit, why vote for TheBake? ATPG had a joke vote, and I don't think he intended for anyone to take it seriously. The fact that you've appeared to start a bandwagon makes it all the more odd.
FoS: Kennigit.