Ladies and Gentlemen, This is your President Speaking from the steps of the Massachusetts State House on this most beautiful of Fourths of July. I speak to you today because of the legacy of our great country and our past. We have, my friends, the hounds of communism baying at our gates, waiting for nothing more than a momentary lapse of attention before they tear all we have built together to shreds. WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS! On this day, exactly one hundred and sixty years, representatives from our great states signed a petition, freeing us from the Yoke of Tyranny. Little did the founding fathers know that this great nation would itself fall, would forgo all the Truths that made the United states free. Indeed, my friends, even Great Britain herself, the Great Enemy of the Past is now more like the United States than the United States. Great Britain is now more of a friend of Freedom and Liberty, where the Common Man can rise to success, than the United States. Even Dixie, which once was the emblem of oppression and slavery has risen above it's sad beginnings, and once more stands tall, stands proudly above our fallen cousins, and we should count ourselves proud to have such true lovers of freedoms as friends. But even them, we cannot call True Americans, not any longer, and I suspect they would not have it any other way.
No, my friends, New England is the last true Bastion of America, and it is our DUTY to never let her fall.