Originally posted by wilboman
A daring and sneaky chinese attack was launched against the Roman troops in the remnants of India today.
First, we launched canisters of gas that made the troops violently sick, this penetrated the filters of the gas masks they always wear nowadays.
Most people of course ripped their masks off, preferring to throw up on the ground rather than drown in their own vomit. This is when the second wave, containing mustard gas, is launched.
Most everyone who has taken their masks off is, of course, hit by the gas and incapacitated.
In this manner, chinese forces advanced extremely rapidly through the massive holes in the lines, left by all the Roman dead and wounded. Many places, particularly in the Indus valley, we have already reached the sea, and the Romans are routed and fleeing for their lives all over the place!