Leifmk
Deity
Single-arm pushups and pullups. Just because it'd be an awesome thing to do.
I wish I could fall asleep on will, just like that. Like ok I'll have 8h of sleep now till I have to wake up, so I go to bed and BAM, I'm snoring. That would be the one thing that would make my life 3x better.
Either that, or in the realm of fantasy being able to function 100% on 1h sleep per day. I'd achieve so much.
Ah, but you see, dolphins most certainly do not have skinny legs.
Can you swim reasonably well?
And make clicking noises?
I would like to be able to reach through an internet connection and choke people, when it seems appropriate.
I wish I could blow people's heads up, like in that David Cronenberg movie Scanners.
I could sure use that skill on telemarketers, or those damn idiots from "Microsoft" who call at all hours of the day and night claiming my computer has a virus.
♪ Pop goes the weasel ♫
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Yeah. They're a nuisance. Do they always sound like they're Indian?damn idiots from "Microsoft" who call at all hours of the day and night claiming my computer has a virus.
I would like to be able to reach through an internet connection and choke people, when it seems appropriate.
Remind me of a power I would really, really like to have, kind of a combination of both, though less violent : I'd like to be able to have complete power over machines (like mind-powered hacking or so) and so be able to fries the device or take information from it at will, when I'm annoyed by someone.I wish I could blow people's heads up, like in that David Cronenberg movie Scanners.
I find the unhelpful ones brighten up my day, their mixture of honesty and despair is great. If I'm not in a rush I will ask them for different sizes or colours and leave them with a pile of work and no sale and leave with an inane "have a nice day". Watching them moan through the window when they think I have gone is just like christmas"I wish I could murder low-wage retail workers and get away with it."
Replace "low-wage retail workers" with "noisy neighbours" and I'm down."I wish I could murder low-wage retail workers and get away with it"?