Sons of Mars III - Trollish Echidnas Not Included

[Double A]

Did I just get upstaged?

Oh no. Oh no indeed.

Chaos! What a wonderful thing. What is it? Everything that ever was, ever is, and ever will be. Chaos always prevails: It would simply go against its nature not to. But you ponies people try introducing order, to stifle the wonderful chaos. But it never works. Every country dissolves into chaos and destruction eventually. he Romans lasted for what, a thousand years? And you know how much it matters? Rancid peanut brittle. That's how much it matters. Because they fell. Just like you will. Every civilization. It always has been, and ironically enough, always will. But chaos loves irony! Which is why you all have to eventually fall, and sooner is better than later, is it not?

But some of you... you're just so persistent. If you were more erratic about it, I wouldn't care, but nooooooo, you have to have your silly little empires and such. This simply will not do. It will never do. Ever! It's not even fun! Who cares if you're sitting on the top of the pyramid if you can't throw flaming dogs down every once in a while? All you do is SIT. Bor-ing. Time to introduce a little fun into the world... starting with... you! Yes, that's right, you, second seat to the left, third row from the back. What's your name? Kazakhstan? What kind of crappy name is that?

Contact now for information about how chaos can improve your life and/or rival's government!

 

[Tyo]

From the "Little Big Book" database, a collection of scientific papers regarding The Kingdom's projects made public and is observable by one of the info-screens in the Capitols of major cities.

Searching database for "God's Judgement"...
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Topic found.
The information is being uploaded...
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Project: God's Judgement [Mark I]
The "God's Judgement" bomb is a devastating sound bomb. Though it sounds unorthodox, the weapon has proven to be exactly as destructive as predicted. The weapon upon detonation affects living things gruesomely. The sound bomb has the centers of mass in biological bodies explode in the effective blast radius. Outside, effects include permanent loss of hearing, death, feinting, and others; none being mutually exclusive. The bomb also violently shakes the ground, reminiscent to an earthquake. It would have every building in the effective radius collapse. About five to seven successful bombs have went off, all in Persian lands.

Printing...
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Printing complete. Closing interface.

 

[Double A]

Sounds wonderful.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Gulf War

Spoiler :

9 5
3 8
8 3
4 1

The air forces go against eachother; Persia loses.

10
55
84

1 Persian army destroyed.

All 17 CWs employed by the Crusaders are fired!

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63
56
5
100
47
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26
39
36
44
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36
3
48

13 hits!

41 Crusader Armies move against 39 Persian!

10 8
2 3
4 10
9 3
7 4
5 8
1 8
9 3
5 4
4 1

6-4.

10 7
4 5
2 7
7 4
6 8
5 10
9 6
5 3
10 6
7 1

6-4.

Now it's 21 fresh Crusaders against 27 Persians.

9 7
8 1
3 6
5 4
6 2
2 4
7 10
8 3
4 4
2 6

5-5.

1 10
1 6
7 3
8 9
4 4
7 10
6 1
3 1
6 3
6 8

4-6.

21-19.

4 2

They win the last battle.

==Intervention!==

Tibet, while formally non-interventionist, tires of the constant war in the West. Their goal is to balance Jerusalem's power, and they have a great idea to do so.

Conquering Persia itself.

The Tibetan army moves in to kick some ass. Tibet gets +1 to all rolls.

8 10
1 3
7 2

1-2. Tibet moves in.

10 7
4 5
6 1

2-1. Tibet takes two provinces.

Tibet sends 10 bombers to the Gulf. The brave PRAF intercepts.

8 3. Destroyed. All 10 Tibetans rain hell on the forts.

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5 armies killed. 3 planes shot down.

9 5

The fort of Baluchistan is seized.

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10 6

3-5. The fort is taken.

A pause in conflict.

Persia RAAAGES, and attacks Jerusalem's fleet.

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3-6. Persia wins but loses most of the fleet.

Tibet orders 10 planes and sends them against the Persian capital.

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3 hits! 2 are shot down.

Troops resume the siege.

4 10
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5 2

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2-2. Persia is defeated!

Persia launches its weapons. 3 at Jerusalem, 2 at Tibet.

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77
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..lolfailboat. Cheap foreign parts!

Lhasa is obliterated. Tibet rolls a 9, so loses 3 provinces.

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Jerusalem has 40 provinces and Econ 1.38. It is absorbing 25 provinces at Econ 1.21. (40 * 1.38) + (25 * 1.21) / 65 = 1.31.

Tibet - (52 * 1.51) + (6 * 1.21) / 58 = 1.47.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Brazil fights its rebels!

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10 1
2 1
5 2
9 10

2 10
3 2
10 8
8 6
9 5

5-5.

Abyssinia fights its rebels!

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5 2

Spoiler :

 

[Yoshiegg737]

lurker's comment: Thats one powerful Tibet

 

[Mosher]

Angola
50/50 split between industry and T1 PBs
Continue to expand in Morocco
Offer trade to USSR, South Africa

 

[Tyo]

I'm more powerful fortunately.

Britain's trollin' it up in Northern France.

 

[Optical]

lurker's comment: Thats one powerful Tibet

Ahasira is worried.

 

[Optical]

Spoiler :

A Message from the Visionary Resistance Front

France.
You are on notice.
Your actions are clearly influenced by the old Vision, not the new Vision.
You abuse your power. Your weapons. For what? For power.
Instead of leading your people to Ascension, you lead them to destruction.
Instead of salvation, you bring damnation.
You try to make a desert and declare it peace.

This is a warning. You can kill one man.
You can kill two.
Four.
Eight.
Sixteen.
Sixteen thousand.
Sixteen million.

You can do away with a lot of people but for every singular person who holds a powerful idea that you murder, you create a martyr.

Two.
Four.
Eight.
Sixteen.
Sixteen thousand.
Sixteen million martyrs.

For yes, you can kill the man.
But ideas are bulletproof.

Therefore, we declare Operation Wellington into effect.

We are the Visionaries.
We do not forget.
We do not forgive.

Expect us.​

Ahasira agrees with the Visionary viewpoint in this instance. We urge Frnace to stand aside from this destructive path and have true peace.

OOC: if only because the operation is (possibly) named after my hometown .

 

[christos200]

1) We are at peace.

2) The rebel forces are destroyed.

3) Find the base of the Visionary Resistance Front, sent the army to kick their ass and then nuke it.

 

[Sonereal]

Yes. Nuke neutral countries. Im sure that'll help, not hinder, your cause.

 

[christos200]

You are ab terrorist group. The only thing you do is to spread terror. France declares war on terror.

 

[Sonereal]

I spread terror? Given that I have more support than you do, doesn't that mean I am the legitimate one and France is the terrorist organization? Because in that case, I declare war on French terror.

 

[christos200]

Once your terror ends the world will once again see peace. Your nation nuked much more in 1 war than france in all of its wars.

 

[Sonereal]

True. But like the real world, you'll quickly find that people will overlook past animiosity to combat current monstrosities.

 

[christos200]

You try to destroy democracy! France officialy says thast it will deploy troopers in any country that supports the terrorists, and it will give armies to the states that fight against those terrorists scums.

 

[Sonereal]

Good luck with that. Just remember its me you're up against.

 

[christos200]

You are just some terrorist scums that are hiding.

 

[Double A]

I spread terror? Given that I have more support than you do, doesn't that mean I am the legitimate one and France is the terrorist organization? Because in that case, I declare war on French terror.

Can I have the names of your supporters? No one's giving me any free crap. I am dissapoint.

It's not like I'm gonna bite the hand that feeds me.

You try to destroy democracy! France officialy says thast it will deploy troopers in any country that supports the terrorists, and it will give armies to the states that fight against those terrorists scums.

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