Sons of Mars (Redux)

[Mathalamus]

OOC: But... Why would we accept that? You're our vassals, you can't just leave.

maybe because we aren't actually that useful? or maybe because we could work out a deal like civilized people? or maybe because the sultan apparently hates us? we could have compromised, i was ready to pay through the nose for it, because we knew it was an unusual thing.

 

[Arrow Gamer]

Then why would you just insult us to our faces? And you being useless is better than not having a vassal at all.

 

[Mathalamus]

Then why would you just insult us to our faces? And you being useless is better than not having a vassal at all.

yeah that was a mistake. shouldn't have outright questioned the Empire like that.

(OOC: and i literally didn't know what else to say. im not strong on sugarcoating words)

can we talk about this like Mature Nations, or is the war still on?

 

[Tani Coyote]

*puts on headphones and shouts into microphone*

In this corner, we have the most majestic Ottoman Empire!

Annnd in the other corner, we have the most blessed Crusaders of Alexandria-Jerusalem!

Innnn the center we have the prize, the Orthodox holy city, generating a whopping 52 gold per turn, fresh and ready for a curbstomp courtesy of zealotry!

Who will grab it first?! Tune in next time to find ouuuut!

The point being... whoever's going to war with Cyprus, best grab the capital before anyone else.

 

[Mathalamus]

what happens if Nicosia is converted?

 

[Jehoshua]

renunciation of Catholicism by the Dauphinois, Savoyards

You didn't have the Dauphinos and Savoyards convert to Protestantism in your notice of consequences prior to the order update... You only had loss of ground in Hungary, France, England and so forth...

 

[Tani Coyote]

what happens if Nicosia is converted?

It would still remain the center I presume until someone schismed.

You didn't have the Dauphinos and Savoyards convert to Protestantism in your notice of consequences prior to the order update... You only had loss of ground in Hungary, France, England and so forth...

My error.

On the bright side Catholicism lost 14% of its following and not the 33% that would have resulted from a full schism.

 

[Double A]

WHO DARES

 

[Jehoshua]

My error.

On the bright side Catholicism lost 14% of its following and not the 33% that would have resulted from a full schism.

No problems, a schism in Savoy would have been particularly odd considering we have a NAP and good relations with them. Anyways you should adjust the income tab (and the religious map) so that we (Sone and I) can constitute our joint orders in the fullness of knowledge.

Oh and Tyo, I am disappointed you schismed and it is a fairly bad move considering I know of your intentions and your actions could effectively be construed as breaking our alliance.

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@ Double A: Looks like the rump Mali state.

 

[Double A]

I am 99% sure it's Cived, who has exactly one chance to give me those two provinces before I wipe the seafloor with him. How was this not abundantly clear?

Also I just noticed that the armies column seems to have been merged with army quality, and AQ won. I also noticed that my expansion wasn't marked on the map and GODDAMN I DIDN'T SEND TANY MY MAP SON OF A CRAPSUCKER I WAS TIRED GIVE ME A BREAK

TANY

IF I EVER SEND YOU ORDERS WITHOUT AN EXPANSION MAP

TELL ME

 

[Double A]

AAAAARGH

 

[Jehoshua]

Yeah, its cived upon closer examination.

 

[Terran Empress]

What the heck happened to my income, It was at like 452 last turn and now it is at 276 this turn? What gives, how did my income get CUT IN HALF, And the Arawak have DOUBLED, especially when i should have MORE income from MORE nations being my religion. pardon my French, but what the hell happened.

 

[Double A]

Blockade, presumably.

 

[Terran Empress]

Blockade, presumably.

You see the map, there is literately no blockade marked on it around me for one, for another I already contacted tani about the blockade, he said that it wouldn't even be able to be set up this past turn because of HOW FREAKING FAR AWAY MY COAST IS FROM THE CARIBBEAN.

So that is not the answer.

 

[christos200]

There is something wrong in the Stats, I believe. It does not have how many armies we have.

 

[Jehoshua]

The numbers remain as they were, its just that the titleheads on certain columns have been erroneously placed.

For example if you look at the stats, the Papal States clearly have 65 armies.

 

[Tani Coyote]

I have no idea what the hell happened with the Armies/Army Quality tabs. I'll try and fix that.

Looking over it and re-uploading the file, I don't know what could be causing it. For some reason some areas of text are migrating.

The columns go in this order if it helps. I really don't know how to fix this issue so we're just going to have to improvise:

-Territory
-Infra
-Armies
-Navies
-Army Quality
-Naval Quality

WHO DARES

Zaporozhie.

No problems, a schism in Savoy would have been particularly odd considering we have a NAP and good relations with them. Anyways you should adjust the income tab (and the religious map) so that we (Sone and I) can constitute our joint orders in the fullness of knowledge.

Oh no, I mean... it was my error to not mention they broke off.

What the heck happened to my income, It was at like 452 last turn and now it is at 276 this turn? What gives, how did my income get CUT IN HALF, And the Arawak have DOUBLED, especially when i should have MORE income from MORE nations being my religion. pardon my French, but what the hell happened.

48 provinces with a support of 36. With Civics 7 (support 49), your income would instead be 419.

 

[Civ'ed]

I am 99% sure it's Cived, who has exactly one chance to give me those two provinces before I wipe the seafloor with him. How was this not abundantly clear?

Also I just noticed that the armies column seems to have been merged with army quality, and AQ won. I also noticed that my expansion wasn't marked on the map and GODDAMN I DIDN'T SEND TANY MY MAP SON OF A CRAPSUCKER I WAS TIRED GIVE ME A BREAK

TANY

IF I EVER SEND YOU ORDERS WITHOUT AN EXPANSION MAP

TELL ME

Pretty sure I sent in orders before that.
But eh whatever.
Have them.
Have all of Zaphorozie while you're at it.
I quit.

 

[Tyo]

Why do I have so much upkeep? I don't have that many armies.