Soviet Russia Jokes

[Civ'ed]

In sovyt Rusya, Bad Splling use U!

 

[thebastard]

in soviet russia canned food eats you

Spoiler :

 

[eduhum]

In soviet russia…russia soviet

 

[Optical]

In Soviet Russia, the game just lost YOU!

 

[W|M]

In USA, you watch Big Brother.

In Soviet Union, Big Brother watches YOU!

 

[Optical]

We've had that one, I think.

 

[Red_Spy]

In Soviet Russia, do they have in Capitalist America jokes?

 

[Lord Baal]

In Soviet Russia, President shoots you.

In Capitalist America, you shoot President!

 

[Civ'ed]

In America, you can haz cheezburger.
In Soviet Russia, cheezburger can haz you!

 

[WWTVICTOR]

In United States, you make music.
In Soviet Russia, MUSIC MAKES YOU!

 

[Terrance888]

In the United States, You skip breakfast.
In the European Union, Britain makes your breakfast.
In Soviet Russia, Breakfast Makes You!

(I invented the European Union Joke: It focuses on the various nationalities!)

 

[Civ'ed]

In the European Union, it's really hard to combine cheese, skiing and chocolate together since there is no Switzerland!

 

[Terrance888]

In the European Union, the French join YOUR army!

 

[Lord Baal]

In the European Union, YOU surrender to FRANCE!

 

[Civ'ed]

In the EU, YOU outwit NETHERLANDS economically!
In the EU, YOU don't join RUSSIA!

 

[WWTVICTOR]

In European Union, you make an eye.
In United States, you see his eye.
In Soviet Russia, his eyes see you!

 

[Save_Ferris]

In Soviet Russia, all our base is belong to YOU!

 

[Civ'ed]

In Soviet EU, Greece gives you money!

 

[Terrance888]

In the European Union, PIIGS weigh you down!
In the United States, Pigs weigh us!
In the Soviet Russia, Pigs eat YOU!

 

[Civ'ed]

In the European Union, Space can into Poland!