Soviet Russia Jokes

[reddishrecue]

 

[B-29 Bomber]

In Soviet Russia, iocaine powder is immune to YOU!
In Soviet Russia, six fingers has YOU!
In Soviet Russia, wish as YOU!

WTH, man?

 

[GamezRule]

In Soviet Korea, dog eats YOU!

 

[SouthernKing]

In Soviet England, tea drinks YOU!

 

[B-29 Bomber]

In Soviet Russia horse mount you!
sounds wrong doesn't it...

In Soviet Russia the State the !

 

[Lord Baal]

It's more like in Soviet Oregon horse mounts you.

 

[jtb1127]

In Soviet Russia thread post you. yay 610

 

[madviking]

In Soviet Russia, victim rapes you!!!

 

[Ajidica]

In Best Korea, you have enough food. Stop eating. Seriously. The Democratic People Republic of Korea is best Korea!

 

[Red_Spy]

In Soviet Russia, hat wears you.

 

[Civ'ed]

In Soviet Team Fortress 2, Medigun (that's correct right) is healed by YOU!

 

[jtb1127]

In Soviet Russia, victim rapes you!!!

The funniest one I have read yet.

 

[Optical]

WTH, man?

I tend to do that sort of thing when I see Gamez's avatar or sig.

 

[Lord Baal]

In Soviet Russia, victim rapes you!!!

Great line.

 

[Gigaz]

Soviet Russia can see you from here

 

[B-29 Bomber]

In Soviet Russia TV watch you! (1984...)

 

[NinjaCow64]

This is one my dad thought of:

In America, you vote for opposition, you get rid of government.
In Soviet Russia, you vote for opposition, government get rid of YOU!!!

 

[Optical]

That's really quite good

 

[NinjaCow64]

That's really quite good

Thanks!

 

[SouthernKing]

It is very good