Seth:I have several questions for you...
Wudi Prisoner:Rebel Scum!!!
Seth:One must admire a man who can keep a secret, because he has value. What you know more than others makes use and gives you a measure of power.
WP:You think you can bribe me?
seth:Margaret Forsythe and your son Richard,they live nearby dont they?
WP:You wouldn't dare...
Seth: Didnt think I would know,did you? Few things escape my attention...
Then the awful shout,Seth knew that shout,too well unfortunately.
Baldrick:SIR!SIR!
Seth:Ack! >_< What is it Baldrick?
Baldrick:Your shipment of tropic fruit is finally here.
Seth:Ahh excellent,fetch me a banana out of the shipment.
Baldrick:Very well sir.Me myself preffers turnips,to tell you the truth.
Seth: Do you have any ambitions in life, apart from the acquisition of turnips?For example what would you if you had a million drakes.
Baldrick:I'd get a great big turnip in the country.
Seth:I dont know why I even try,just go fetch the damn banana.
As Baldrick ran out to get a banana for the Dark Lord,Seth turned again to the prisoner.
Seth:Just you smile. You will break, by the way. I don't like to dirty my hands with that sort of
thing, but you will break.
WP:O RLY?
Seth:YA RLY!
After a prolonged discussion,the prisoner was considerably mentally exhausted but he still wasnt giving up.
Seth:Hmmm you are strong one,perhaps you would like to be me assistant?
WP:Go to hell you sick bastard!
Seth:We have less civilized ways of making you talk.
WP:Ask me if I care.
Baldrick:SIR!SIR!Here is your banana,though I think you would enjoy my cooking better,like for example my famous 'figleet mignone with sauce'.
Seth:Baldrick,that was dog crap covered in glue.
Baldrick:What about my Plum Duff then?
Seth:That was a mole hill,decorated with rabbit droppings.Sorry Baldrick,but I require normal food.Now go away.
Baldrick:Yes sir,but 'I have a cunning plan!' to share with you.
Seth:No first me Baldrick. What begins with 'Come here' and ends with 'Ow'?
Baldrick: I don't know.
Seth: Come here.*Baldrick stepped closer and Seth punched him in the face.*
Baldrick: OWW! *Baldrick falls on the floor and becomes unconscious*
Seth: Well done. Now where was I? Ah yes my banana.
As Seth chomped the banana up,he started to feel weird,space around him disorted into a black shadow,demonic symbols,screams of the souls of the dead.It was horrible,yet pleasent to him.Seemed like a grave opened up before him like a...big hole in the ground.The space phased back to normal,but he felt different...could it be?It was!His powers were back!!!Then as it could be expected the Avatar of Grenth appeared."
Avatar:You have passed the test my Champion.
Seth:This was all a test?Cant I have a friggin moment of peace,without someone screwing around with my mind!?
Avatar:Yes I have wanted to see how would you manage without your powers.There are those who doubted my choice,those voices are silent now.You truly deserve to be my Champion.Now go on,complete your task,I shall limit you no more.BTW your powers were stashed in the banana lol.Gotta go!
Seth:Why you little!!!
The Avatar quickly dissapeared with a chilling laughter following it.
Seth:Ugh my head hurts from all these mindgames,but atleast I have my powers back!Now tell me the plans!
WP:Never you rebel scum!You are like a snake and you twist and turn like a twisty, turny thing.
Seth:I am a patient man.But not that patient.
And with great joy did he release a bolt of death from his hand,it hit the prisoner and killed him instantly.Nice special effects as well.Then he summoned the prisoners spirit and commanded him to tell him the secrets he held.The Spirit obeyed as they have to do the bidding of the summoner.He also informed the prisoners spirit he would kill everyone he held dear in life,just to prolong his agony.Yup he was back,the good ol' Seth everyone admired and feared.
To be continued...