stMjMNES1:First Blood
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alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
*glare* You rubbed it in enough on msn contempt 
Julius Gandi
The Foreign Disease
I killed off an NPC... A furry NPC
tommy_toon
Emperor
Lurker Comment:
Try not to gloat too much Contempt, considering it was practically an NPC.
Try not to gloat too much Contempt, considering it was practically an NPC.
das
Regeneration In Process
What a shame, because the Umbrian ambassador refuses to specify whom exactly are we going to attack. He wants it to be a surprise for your consul's birthday (or what was the title of your ruler?).
Israelite9191
You should be reading
Consul Bellamare (Consul at the front, Bellamare at the end). For instance, my currnet leader is Consul Iatusmo Diatlo Bellamare.
MjM
Deity
Update going to be posted on Sundee, along with the BT update. Thats right, you have no control over your nation in BT. BT orders are so vauge anyway all they will do is contradicte the ideas that I have to wrec-
change your nation.
change your nation.
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
OMG! I hate das! I hate you das! I hate Umbar! I hate UMBAR!!! 
(you'll know why I hate you after the update)
(you'll know why I hate you after the update
)
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
Lord_Iggy said:I look forward to seeing the update then.
Aren't you that China wannabe nation in South East Asia
Julius Gandi
The Foreign Disease
Sitting down to the computer with half a cold pizza and some cheese sauce I begin to write my great Epic,
The story begins one foggy afternoon when kink muchamoa of Flavia got on his high horse and begin to run around yelling, “yo, whom’s da man now?”
A peasant replied “it’s actually who’s da man now.”
The king screamed, “have that man arrested!”
So the poor peasant was grabbed by the police and carried away! Ths pizza tastes like ass. Marching down the corridor the guards threw the peasant into a well and he was never seen again. One of the gueards though it was wrong, but he didn’t no anything because he needed the job and come one he had children to feed. Anyway back to the king, the king was pretty ********. And since this king was ******** he though his armies could ffdefeat mine. Well he was wrong because he got bent over the table. I mean come on I can easy over come him army. Pff I said when I saw his army marching onto my land. Pfft I said and my armies sprang to action owning his ass. HE should ave taken my advice and joined me but no. I gave him his chance.
So later on, after total I pretty much ran s brittainia I sent a little messangeeer, Messgeneer, to offer the trips a offer they could not refuse holy crap everything is floatings. Wooooooh omg this is pretty awesome. IF they joined me I would let them maintain rule of their territory and equip them to attack tribes and take their land for Britiania and themselves. Of course those kingdoms attacked would bne againt us. One second Im floating again,. Ok better now. There is somekinda thing that makes Britiania wanna unite. Nationalism kind of but not really. SO im hell bent on unting England. Go me.
The story begins one foggy afternoon when kink muchamoa of Flavia got on his high horse and begin to run around yelling, “yo, whom’s da man now?”
A peasant replied “it’s actually who’s da man now.”
The king screamed, “have that man arrested!”
So the poor peasant was grabbed by the police and carried away! Ths pizza tastes like ass. Marching down the corridor the guards threw the peasant into a well and he was never seen again. One of the gueards though it was wrong, but he didn’t no anything because he needed the job and come one he had children to feed. Anyway back to the king, the king was pretty ********. And since this king was ******** he though his armies could ffdefeat mine. Well he was wrong because he got bent over the table. I mean come on I can easy over come him army. Pff I said when I saw his army marching onto my land. Pfft I said and my armies sprang to action owning his ass. HE should ave taken my advice and joined me but no. I gave him his chance.
So later on, after total I pretty much ran s brittainia I sent a little messangeeer, Messgeneer, to offer the trips a offer they could not refuse holy crap everything is floatings. Wooooooh omg this is pretty awesome. IF they joined me I would let them maintain rule of their territory and equip them to attack tribes and take their land for Britiania and themselves. Of course those kingdoms attacked would bne againt us. One second Im floating again,. Ok better now. There is somekinda thing that makes Britiania wanna unite. Nationalism kind of but not really. SO im hell bent on unting England. Go me.
Julius Gandi
The Foreign Disease
That was my high story, it may be a little carzsy but that one guyMjM said it would be funny. I dont really remember what i talked about anymore.
MjM
Deity
Very very nice Julius! 
das
Regeneration In Process
I know you'd appreciate it, considering that...
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"What a stupid name for a capital of a great empire." - general Pontius said, shaking his head - "We must rename it."
"Indeed." - said his advisor - "The priests suggest..."
"To hell with it! I change my mind - we must destroy it! Carthago Delenda Est, as Latins say."
"Hmm?"
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
Latins don't exist in this world 
das
Regeneration In Process
I therefore declare that five randomly-picked slaves will be declared "Latins" and paid in gold for saying "Carthaga Delenda Est".
MjM
Deity
Still working..
MjM
Deity
Ok, Ill have this posted by tomorrow, both of em. Cant say the same for stats though.
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