stNNES7: Worlds and Empires

[Xen]

JUST STOP YOUR GODDAMNED *****ING!

(I shoudl have said that after people took my own comment as a sigh to go try to spam in thie rown pityful mewling for an update.

aperrentlly, many of you people still havent gotten it through your heads that people dont liek being pressured to do stuff, they want to do it in thie rown time; thus, when you pressure someone, liek whining for an update, you art helping the sitation, your merelly deteriotaing it

thier are likelyl excpetions; people who know, and get along with NK well enough, which I percive me and Das to be two of thos epeople (generally, and amoungst others) but you also need to at least put a little finesse into your requests for a speedy update; because, and i've known NK for a while now, the update will coem later.

@NK; though to be fair, I really do think you need to get this thing out fairlly soon.

 

[Oruc]

JUST STOP YOUR GODDAMNED *****ING!

thats not fair i hardly ever get to do it! *cough* suck up *cough*

 

[Jason The King]

Whining or not whining for an update will not change when the update appears. It will appear regardless when north king intends it to appear. Nothing we can say or do will change that.

 

[Communisto]

seriously nk, unless there is some significant RL reason i think you should really get this update out

 

[North King]

eriously nk, unless there is some significant RL reason i think you should really get this update out

There is no update for what, one day, and you're already talking as though the whole thing is abandoned? Gods, I'm working on it, and it's well on it's way to completion.

 

[Cuivienen]

If I have a chance I may submit orders this evening as I have returned. Will you still accept them, NK?

 

[North King]

If I have a chance I may submit orders this evening as I have returned. Will you still accept them, NK?

Yup.

 

[das]

It will appear regardless when north king intends it to appear

It will appear whether NK likes it or not?

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Trade unions on Spitzbergen organize strikes! Demand an update!

Spitzbergen Beer Factory worker during the strike that demanded a 30-seconds work day and an urgent update

Today, polar bear workers took to the streets in their underground invisible metropolises underneath the island of Spitzbergen. They believe that they have been betrayed in their best hopes, and hope that something is done to speed the update up. The government made no comment as of yet but the Minister of Defense Braaghaiooirhrdh has hinted the possibility of armed intervention.

"We all appreciate North King's work, but I for one believe that not even he has the right to stop the time for so long. Come on, holding up an entire century may not be illegal, but its bloody well annoying!"

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Meanwhile...

(read to HoI2 music, the one that they call "The Rise And Fall Of Evil")

"...twotwotwotwotwotwotwotwotwo..."

"Nah, still not working." - commented Oarrgh.

"...twotwotwo..." - droned on Grambraherr, who was sitting on the table.

"Look, he won't come until the stars are aligned in the right way."

"...twotwotwotwo..."

"Oh, great, he went insane now." - commented Rhoaghr - "Someone will have to pay for it."

"The penguins did it, told you." - Dragrrahr.

"We should send an armed intervention team. What do we have on him?" - asked Oarrghr.

Breyerrgh grabbed a dosieu.

"Damnit, he's a cunning one."

"Eh?"

"He lives a few miles past nowhere."

"Tricky. He could have said where it is."

"Nah, we found nowhere recently, its near the edge of Earth."

"Ah, yes, I keep forgetting."

"Yes, but he didn't say how many miles."

"Yes, yes... Maybe we could ask penguins to give him to us?"

"What? Dealing with..."

"Look, I understand, but this IS a national emergency."


"...twotwotwotwo..."

"See!"

"Look, he was already quite senile."

"Oh, stop it." - said Rhoaghr - "This isn't getting us nowhere."

"Hmm, yes."

The polar bears again rushed to the stone table and started counting.

"...twotwotwotwotwotwo..."

A giant cockroach tried to comment, but was promptly guilotined by French revolutionaries.

 

[BananaLee]

For the record, I know exactly where NK lives.. Muahahhaaah

 

[erez87]

OOC: people look on you stats

mannn how could ravena and france reach iron age before me? I got better education... If I knew it doesn't matter I would have spent money on more important things..............

 

[Jason The King]

It will appear whether NK likes it or not? .

lol, i wish. no, it will appear regardless our whinings and pressure whenever NK intends it to. did u really not get it or are u just screwing around with me?

 

[das]

For the record, I know exactly where NK lives.. Muahahhaaah

How many miles and in what direction?

lol, i wish. no, it will appear regardless our whinings and pressure whenever NK intends it to. did u really not get it or are u just screwing around with me?

Just kidding, really. But I am quite anxious for the update because, well, my empire will either collapse in it, either will be guaranteed stability for 4 turns at least, IMHO.

 

[BananaLee]

How many miles and in what direction?

20 miles south of The Middle Of Nowhere.

You can find TMON very easily. It has a lil' hut, a windmill, a jalopied truck and a funny purple dog.
Occasionally, the strains of a two-stringed musical instrument can be heard from it [the house, not the dog]

 

[das]

I know, I know. Though other intellegence indicates that its actually on the edge of the Earth. That said, there is a city in Turkey that is called "Nigde", which is Russian for "nowhere".

 

[North King]

mannn how could ravena and france reach iron age before me? I got better education... If I knew it doesn't matter I would have spent money on more important things..............

Education doesn't matter, does it? Well, you aren't friggen doing anything with it this turn, and you don't have trade links to France... Thussly...

 

[Cuivienen]

Why did my economy drop? I spent four economy points - two from the normal 2-per-turn and two from the farmland.

 

[erez87]

Education doesn't matter, does it? Well, you aren't friggen doing anything with it this turn, and you don't have trade links to France... Thussly...

Doing with it? I did ones sent orders with try to find a way to smelt Iron... And what you mean do somthing with it? I didn't knew you can say move to Iron Age...

 

[North King]

All will be revealed.... People looking into the stats before the update is posted, really. Wait a bit.

 

[Xen]

OOC: people look on you stats

mannn how could ravena and france reach iron age before me? I got better education... If I knew it doesn't matter I would have spent money on more important things..............

well,Ravenna is in a goo dposition to know everythign thie ris to know about metal smithing; good metals have been needed to win the 4(!) wars that Ravenna has won, and is in a good spot to exchange knowledge (and trade good ) from all over the med sea region.

by contrast, Portugal is at the edge of the world, along the great tin trade routes to the british isles, which wont have a huge impact much longer, because iron is necomming th emian metal of the day, it is in you rnations best interest to try to keep up sopem sort of a demand for bronze (and thus tin)

 

[Xen]

Why did my economy drop? I spent four economy points - two from the normal 2-per-turn and two from the farmland.

didnt you keep the two from the the farmland though?